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我告訴醫生自己近來經常流鼻血。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bfL9fmT9e
364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHJk9Z0rS6
「你的鼻子快要掉落。」醫生簡易檢查後作出如此結論。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHfnwZritg
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我以為他在開玩笑，但他卻認真上網輸入一串長長英文字詞，搜尋結果顯示這是罕見疾病。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw7ALR2HM4
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「鼻子擁有自我意識，不甘受制於母體。」醫生有意無意托托眼鏡。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHlg7ZHERn
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我無法即時應答——一來不相信世上會有如此奇怪的疾病，二來不知怎樣反應，尤當我看見醫生的鼻子被眼鏡壓歪了，兩個鼻孔位置明顯高低不平。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN5h1hdxW3
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「噢！這個……別擔心！這是假鼻。」醫生脫下眼鏡，對鏡調整假鼻：「我的鼻子離家出走，至今下落不明。」364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv66kRxS5Gk
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發神經！我馬上衝出診所，遠離這個神經病。好不容易跑回家中，稍為鎮靜下來，才發現自己滿身是血。怎麼了？難道……364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcWuxzWm9c
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「呀！呀！呀——」浴室鏡裡，面容扭曲的我沒有鼻子。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNhVzN992M
364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3vQyC4ZRN
接下來的數天，我窩在家裡足不出戶，深怕有人發現我丟失鼻子。新聞報導說有人在街上拾到一個憂傷的鼻子，勸喻失主盡快聯絡警方。望著屏幕畫面上的鼻子不停流鼻水，狀甚可憐，我驀地懷念以往挖鼻的快樂時光……364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpaPlgvxDo
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叮噹——364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXnR3w4Rhx
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大門門鈴倏忽響起。我應門。原來是醫生、新聞報導員和攝製隊。他們小心翼翼捧著我的鼻子，用鏡頭記錄我和鼻子重逢一刻。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfKK3AS5re
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誰料鼻子拒絕回到原有位置，除非我答應永遠流鼻血。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oAtH8kH4F
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「原來鼻子愛上了鼻血，甘願為它放棄安穩生活！真是一段可歌可泣的愛情故事！」醫生果然是醫生，十分理解鼻子。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3vn0MzcdY
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眾人目光聚焦在我身上。我感受到一股無形壓力逼迫我就範。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVFzNjkkLD
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可是我總不能永遠流鼻血啊！我還要挖鼻、進食、接吻！我的人生絕不能敗在這個任性的鼻子身上！364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChqV4tZNlX
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我拒絕鼻子要求。鼻子惱羞成怒，縱身一彈，撞開醫生的假鼻，取代假鼻位置，正式成為醫生的鼻。364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPS3awb5QA
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鏡頭前，萬千觀眾同時見證醫生鼻血泉湧的動人畫面。
