孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6VB2aWyKE
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQD4ANa9TN
眾猴：大王！大王！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC1Q3W1NqM
一群猴子圍上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6fd19eSGD
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB3flddwsQ
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r4LACyv3g
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWuLWcgvlg
悟空：我喜歡的很。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmBTly7z11
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YgOmDF1b0
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqNcRG73ba
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNIbVYFPcq
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uT1M1Kwj0
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTlGwknVtT
悟空：弼馬溫。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z4hDc65wW
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oV3kiOwaN
悟空：不明白麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJA3yLSFOr
通背猿猴：不明白。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7YEnpx2o9
眾猴：不明白。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJkMket6B1
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ30IdgOE0
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu0az4Lomm
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3kEf0eKKy
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBNxPIYqJq
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGf89Q5bHq
天庭，靈霄殿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXIXLT6u1S
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfXeVxdYWX
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChc50IlZrR
武曲星：馬病。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzstbCsExb
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q9Uq1Xdzb
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztHEpzXJE0
玉帝：還用我親自去？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB6mtnhm8S
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9JDwICK3p
玉帝：起駕。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmDQvLyXyg
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWgrQLf2dE
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvkZeeeNNy
玉帝：這馬什麽病？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs0Mkt72Nj
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMFSAZWBjF
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3mORwOAaC
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNuZX5T6Q6
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEqi2lea3f
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkPpoPszgm
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOEztCtTGo
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XMZ6yl9l9
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCUfbdSZlm
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L03yTexIQ
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx0KUfo7MQ
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZODbcGf7wn
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSoXRq7ii9
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Crgi4jQX
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYySRkshyB
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNE6bYQYHO
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDdlEGalbB
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10IIGSsN9Y
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVYnUbkPYr
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe39IG9rmaB
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64vfPgOPKj
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE4w9sg01s
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡect6k1VyVN
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS44zN2gYr
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XiCSNOAwz
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WQ0PMiZ4g
托塔天王：觀戰了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DLRN3aipU
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKfWTMRI92
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENzj60srsB
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxYPikJKlf
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYaikhhwKL
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97gKzYRZYA
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwuxzWHxcb
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiAUixzDNS
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12326nntnp
哪咤：無敵風火輪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTaSS89enc
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBx9g4ru2B
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTCGXwuUhw
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsLzBqU2gF
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2lEL7JpVt
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMYJuuhEUb
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMx3u8mUp0
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfxOVEZLld
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVCuyDNziB
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYCuzGL9sW
哪咤：吃俺一槍！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO29dJJSn8P
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblN1phgmv3
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1giIiuQpkN
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuzka6q8lP
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eE9C2CYVw
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79jbcpKyCB
哪咤：那怎麽辦？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0p7hFvoqv
托塔天王：撤。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeRfoPfwTv
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5wRjp6a2C
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHuVuXzeI9
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2xsfpqKV2
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUA0qyL5Bm
悟空：神塔麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZHL9EZl7x
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeuqc4fhde
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jRFOIQBnf
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmplE8L2YJD
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilNGEo7vA8
哪咤：你滾吧！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhaXh2VC3u
三人返回靈霄殿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzeabd8DyA
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw5P41dxum
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnX08kT2Gu
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicXNjRKNDt
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡes1SDZRVx6
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMyikQJH08
哪咤：也讓我轉告。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLPTg9dwRb
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDxX7Mgkwu
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw45J0GAWX
玉帝：好計謀。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlIfJb4FkA
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKBU8jgr7J
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcHN0UU1xX
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc6ipKFQCg
太白金星：沒錯。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWM6QqaFkf
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y1dhWrQGo
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj3hZcWUIN
靈霄殿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhglK5rADd
太白金星：孫悟空到！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocNnOARcu8
玉帝：這麽快到了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxJOi25X0C
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOsk7feYcf
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYjRXKpIp6
玉帝：是滴。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOKrSoId5U
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLksb5QoRn
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KkUF7Fy07
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TShjvkJh1
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJI7A8l7QM
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmvaCU07le
玉帝：我願意。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeruTfVMHnN
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC0LRnxDy3
悟空：我願意。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL32Fn8VmJv
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0INHB1dda
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqoMmMTlLs
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyB21SReHc
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazZ0rtuHze
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHacYtLKAh
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEuDq44sk7
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj3URqOB5C
是世外桃園。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcGZrhfC3o
悟空：有山有水？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojYMLuKBGq
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH21ZxIxBHr
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ6U9AOJTs
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FjMHxyGJD
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtinzc2IsYQ
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYzsWJhNyG
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