唐僧师徒三众，不一日走过黄风岭。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq7gHjN0HU
季节交替，历夏经秋。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xRYpUhggt
这一日，正行处，只见一条大河，汹涌澎湃，拦住西去之路。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYnOQJufcf
忽见岸上有一石碑，石碑上有3个大字：流沙河。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwAaa9jPQg
唐僧骑在马上，面对着翻滚的河水，看了又看，看了又看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo3Pwz2syI
八戒：师父，快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt8Q54Te4R
悟空：八戒，师父骑着马，站得高一点，看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwgAsl88NG
唐僧：不，不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐，一直没东去，没看过海。我本打算东行一次，看看东海，却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久，能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河，也等于看到海的样子。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauNwR81KqY
八戒：师父，我们先渡过去，吃个午饭，吃饱喝足，我们一起看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyjFTXwyvR
唐僧：我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去，别人晚饭也吃完了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKG0QhBbyr
八戒：老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhHqbm2y8b
悟空：师父，弟子背你飞过河，保证在午饭前到达对岸。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mwvxz2sj8
唐僧：悟空，一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山，过岭吃岭。这次遇到水，我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPNe5ZErzC
八戒：吃水能吃饱？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SZBIXOnMs
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ga1CWPgt1
悟空：师父是口渴想喝水。来，师父，喝吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA3xn1Ihka
唐僧：徒弟，为师说的过水吃水，是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等，吃水里的水货。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6yHwYfFc9
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAUmatogol
唐僧：悟空，你以后别再说背我飞过什么，我会拒绝你。取经路上，每一个地方的每一种货，我要吃个遍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aHBt8uZ5H
悟空：师父，你的拒绝，弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经，在取经路上，和师父走一路、吃一路。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1blUDC8EXi
八戒：师兄，在我入队前，你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPcLmy4kOe
悟空：是滴。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR0wbJu1hp
唐僧：不，不。准确的说，是在你们2个入队前，我，一路吃了很多好吃的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2SRhzaQym
3人正在论吃，只听水声一响，河水翻滚，从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6xjfpWYT7
红发妖：谁？是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃？！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWfhS2hPNC
八戒：你哪位？我们也处于饥饿状态。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpwZ8GXrip
红发妖：我已经处于超饥饿状态。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUbJc7FFu5
八戒：现在中午了，你饿，回家做饭吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8bmjkF3By
悟空：这位已是超饥饿，建议就近吃便当。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqKTnUuBPR
妖怪的红发，吸引唐僧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5ZyQWaqve
唐僧：大兄弟，你是本地的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5oUZPeAU9
红发妖：嗯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kkKRfv9nN
唐僧：河里有没有鱼？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1X8A6Pcwg
红发妖：有。这条河叫流沙河，含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼，都是沙鱼，不能吃。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKJLm1myOR
唐僧：你说的是沙丁鱼吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVdLQNwFm9
红发妖：是沙鱼，名字没有丁字。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IUeSWhegy
唐僧：沙鱼也是鱼，你先凑活着吃，别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWVS7IZZwX
红发妖：其实，沙鱼能吃。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxub4BkBbxD
唐僧：你刚说不能吃。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeKo7ShG9H
红发妖：一开始，我吃不下。自从吃了第一个，我开始吃第二个，第三个……慢慢的，我适应、习惯、进化，能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmlpQfrCbO
唐僧：你进化用了多长时间？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfnQPZycYD
红发妖：我一夜没睡，第二天成功进化。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2GzUyXFgK
八戒：师父，今天过不去河，我们吃沙鱼，也要进化了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmX3Q38li2
悟空开始看八戒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0iolBRr0F
八戒：看什么？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT56YIGF6AR
悟空：你一头猪会进化成什么？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZBYT2yAq7
八戒：你一只猴子会进化成什么？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12qaghhP4h
唐僧：你一头红发，也是进化的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G2AChoUV5
红发妖：错。我头发是———染红的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJBfBcnDQq
唐僧：喔，用什么染料？你的头发，由发根到发梢，柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJTxFjlHGi
红发妖：每次吃完鱼，我用鱼血染发。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJB5GPEZBq
唐僧：好染料，纯天然。我也想染个发。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKEhmuOD1R
悟空：师父，我们做和尚的没头发，染什么发呀？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vabtl59Xe
唐僧：住口！我从东土大唐到这到现在，已有半年，我的头发，现在已经有6寸多长。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOayNB3M2p3
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔，露出6寸长的长发，迎风飘扬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixiztEc30x
八戒：师父，你留长发，看着好帅。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlCtvkutOQ
唐僧：精确的表述应是，我留长发，不戴帽子，看着好帅。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtq5nIlkMb
悟空：师父，你想染发？先问问他染发材料的安全性。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IyJZVB2aR
红发妖：安全性？我用好几年了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcNaeyuV7Q
悟空：红发大哥，你在鱼血里面，加没加其他东西？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa4LO3oj0k
红发妖：加了河水中的泥沙。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XZFW1gnc6
悟空：这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时，泥沙和头发间发生摩擦，才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK64RYW02N
几个正在讨论头发，只见空中出现一朵祥云，长发垂肩的观音，出现在空中。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihD1M8WEJg
观音：谁？是谁在讨论头发？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrMQbX8KV2
悟空：姐姐。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcORUgLq3Mw
唐僧：大姐。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLO2TVKh1L
观音：是你们。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcNRO5kxkM
唐僧：是我们。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd6R7fjBnP
观音收了祥云，看到红发妖满头红红的长发。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hMbx9pTRe
观音：你的头发好好！这么有光泽，丝丝分明，洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP67CvluCw5
红发妖：泥沙。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyiltWfAsL
观音：泥沙？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7OBSJqNyu
悟空：姐姐，这位大哥的头发，用河里的泥沙做辅料，运用物理学原理，染出这么好的头发。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFs7LSmHqy
观音：喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发？我居住的南海，海里有海沙，回去我使用海沙做辅料，染的头发，肯定比这个好。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgAbzh0nS7
唐僧：大姐，你这是去哪？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxzFkf8Sba
观音：我刚刚洗了头发，南海的水蒸气太多，头发干的慢。我飞来飞去，吹干一下。飞到这，听到你们讨论头发，被你们的话题吸引。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrJUJq2mZh
红发妖：这位姐姐，水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后，头发最好别吹风，让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2OwiOZGNX
观音：嗯嗯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyOtbYDyXF
唐僧：红发兄弟，我们几个是西天取经的，一路上风吹日晒，头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们，路上你做我们的护发师，你觉得怎样？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTgFBLUGwq
观音：三藏，我也想邀请他，做我的护发师呢。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdHQxUrQPR
红发妖：姐姐，你的头发很好，没必要请护发师。你找个发型师，即可。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPd42bAR3B
观音：是吗？那你，跟着三藏他们，西天取经去吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6yY0hBSSc
红发妖：谢谢观音大师点化。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoiRLOWGPK
唐僧：红发兄弟，你叫什么名字？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TGcpwz7aH
红发妖：师父，我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧，负责挑担子的那个……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfSEXX26rZ
唐僧：噢，我想起来了！沙僧，这是你的2师兄猪八戒，这是你的大师兄孙悟空。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXkG9d71wh
唐僧做了介绍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzic6GNZyd
唐僧：悟净，这河怎么过？你有法子吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Orf9ZacP3
沙僧：我使个独家避水咒，我们游过去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZvOrsSk2i
唐僧：这么宽的河，游过去，很累。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡammJm6MJ32
悟空：师父，我们走一路、吃一路的，应该锻炼一下。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JJBmCIt5b
唐僧：好的。只吃不锻炼，还没到达西天，吃的就走不动了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf1VJkQirO
沙僧：我提醒你们，我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发，还在河里大小便。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfpwk9fDQd
唐僧：额。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQREmJ2XAl
沙僧：师父，我的日常行为，是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去，没影响。但，千万别向深处游。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1B4kZTpj2
唐僧：嗯嗯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH62T6R1kH
观音：你们过河吧，我去寻找我的发型师。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcc4Qw3jk6
师徒四人辞别观音，渡河而去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVpmeIzPZd
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