（嗖~~~！噗通~~~！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kvtAldO8p
（悟空飛至東海海面，跳入海中）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tkysDE79c
（海底）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1NrCYDFox
（巡海夜叉看到悟空）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7e6ddO6dQ
夜叉：啊！不好！有人掉海裏了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1l2PeLlMq
（嗖！夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUQPL4KMi4
夜叉：報大王，有人掉進海裏。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhs2S7fZZU
龍王：死了沒？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYvbo9vv7F
夜叉：不知道！那人剛掉下來，還沒掉到海底。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpnkpuMiot
龍王：再探。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukxssNDnU3
（夜叉返回原地，看著悟空沈到海底）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQzBYjc3rj
夜叉：死了！死了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2G3ZmypoS
（夜叉報回水晶宮）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcijHzhQIj2
夜叉：報大王，死了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PwDJqcHHg
（呼！悟空出現！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBojj66Uy9H
悟空：誰死了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPLI7zzy0Z
夜叉：啊！！！鬼啊——！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDsEVq0FyJ
龍王：你誰呀？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLZnJtp9py
悟空：吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKoO2uujlX
龍王：沒聽說過！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cWmDP3Dm2
悟空：現在你聽說過了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0Zgr1rkdg
龍王：我以前沒聽說過你。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHqkEyIkhr
悟空：我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你，你也在剛剛不久的以前聽47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWmAaMWMEa
說了我。現在，你我大家都很了解了吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLxK2FQSKs
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KgfSK4Riv
悟空：我來~~~~求一件兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdadzgDSAO
龍王：沒有！送客！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVQID6T5Cp
（咚！——）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVCNRlQt1M
（啊！——）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWaUVDufMD
（悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerT1Z9Gvq1
龍王：你……你敢打我？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bDYooz1PG
悟空：像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你，是在幫你。明白？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLCYsxlULQ
龍王：明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiD3VxXYJW
悟空：憑你的智商，我還可以和你交流。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdJZFC5sz8
龍王：做為一個有身份的人，應該怎麽說？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjkgAXXXIJ
悟空：你應該說，「求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！」。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOdD5GaIXN
龍王：我沒一萬件兵器啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtDKIBFCCi
悟空：九千九百九十九件也可以。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZeLICIW6Y
龍王：好！我們再來一次。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQeI6xlTBz
悟空：給你一次機會。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrdgP1p0jX
（…………）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNFA0JkEhX
龍王：說吧，你來我的水晶宮啥事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6OPVqtOIF
悟空：我來求一件兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuBJb4tS9n
龍王：求一件兵器？別說一件兵器，一百件、一萬件兵器，任你求！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjFa28e7BZ
悟空：嗯，不錯，相當不錯。註意，最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出，要流露出豪47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiyUqa6Inq
爽的語氣，表達出任人宰割的情懷。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Zh850r0V
龍王：上仙，你想用啥樣的兵器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUQrix0maQ
悟空：一件一件的拿出來，讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt9pCLW6Ka
龍王：來人！取兵器來！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqzullpZmv
（一個蝦兵抱來一把刀）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjmVZm8AYu
龍王：上仙，這把刀如何？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoorjvJKZz
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVpZKCsf6O
龍王：這刀不好？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmoycrFBl5
悟空：現在天地間是個神魔世界，而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊，用在神魔世47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFehuoKfn5
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JRAFXP1iw
龍王：這刀不是普通的刀，是把神刀、又是把魔刀，它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsc5IiEO5X
悟空：換下一件。聽到「Jian」，我反感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bOSNzDiZZ
龍王：來人！再取兵器來！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzuql5eOck
（一個蟹將扛來一根叉子）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh6Fe50p4o
龍王：上仙，這根叉怎樣？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHW6omaqRR
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N0UYAw4Yu
龍王：這叉不好？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxcfu3tufk
悟空：剛說過了，混在神魔世界，我需要一件神器做兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakffIFXaZU
龍王：這叉不是普通的叉，是根神叉、又是根魔叉，它叫神魔叉，是件神器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0dwzhpjsE
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」，我很反感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLztL9Zh9hi
龍王：來人！再取兵器！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sbQBMcSK
（兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXPLBH0OqU
龍王：上仙，這柄戟怎樣？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hnUyQSPxl
悟空：你開什麽玩笑？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwUa09ONz7
龍王：這戟不好？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYQmenYNy9
悟空：是神器嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn71Ws9Xkbx
龍王：是神器。這戟不是普通的戟，是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟，它叫神魔戟，貨真價實是件神器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMwiTvpcG5
悟空：換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」，我更反感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3FN00iqWv
龍王：來人！再取兵器！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NiszW7qe1
蝦兵：報大王，沒兵器了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJxPpT8Uuu
龍王：怎麽可能？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QqqJRlesl
蟹將：大王，我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊，只剩下這麽3件。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4iznrxmZi
龍王：這……這怎麽辦？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1JOu5MxpD
（呼！閃出一個龍女，把龍王拉到一旁）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Y6UVyxMf
龍女：大王，我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4J6YmhUAy
龍王：啊！那玩意兒不是兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCvRG4T5II
龍女：管它呢。你說是，蒙蒙這個傻子！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5zHRr4wc3
龍王：我冒險試試。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFjoreCGaL
（走到悟空身前）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6THEAHYBd
龍王：上仙，我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsg6Hx8WzV
悟空：是什麽神器，用的著深藏？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FUY5u5PHm
龍王：神器的名字叫———測水儀。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQII9JRwGt5
悟空：聽名字就知道垃圾的要死！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ7NUEsDGw
龍王：神器還有個名字，叫————定海神珍！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iNlPrla29
悟空：哇——！聽名字就知道是神器！拿來我看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs3MR8aB7V
龍王：那玩意兒拿不動。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMueWaTEPz
悟空：你說什嘛？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg8L11Wi2w
龍王：那件神器拿不動！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipowEypmOS
悟空：到底是什麽神器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvgQnIfmEE
龍王：你跟我去看看吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGe5UcQzIp
悟空：同意。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMfVqVDGMT
（兩人來到深海處）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzZP3Z6ZA1
悟空：這地方有點兒冷。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAdXfdvwfP
龍王：這裏是深海，氣溫低一點兒很正常。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG3kGBB9bK
悟空：存放定海神珍的地方還沒到？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoQaxzLyz2
龍王：你急什麽。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxznB6iMttq
悟空：我冷的想拉肚子，是有點兒急。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt77rGrQrQ
龍王：你憋著點。很快就到目的地。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6atwrcacaA
悟空：這裏有沒有茅房？我想拉先。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScj2ooknQa
龍王：整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉，出了海到陸地上拉去！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7uLirLPlU
悟空：不會吧？你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd5n0HIMkF
龍王：秘密。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5zYmmWHQY
悟空：目的地還沒到？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70ZhprgFaY
龍王：你來看——！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f2Sg3Spgm
（伸手一指，眼前一根巨大的柱子）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BPNjfP55u
悟空：哈哈！你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的，我進去拉，稍等。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZRJr7EfJ7
龍王：上仙，上仙！這不是茅房，這是我說的神器定海神珍！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SAa1wOMAR
悟空：你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQZhJDT4YK
龍王：這確實真的是神器定海神珍！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo1GY24bIM
悟空：是神器神珍啊？怎麽不發光？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl222WmgsNN
龍王：我也不知道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu6BjLTPQd
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子發出萬道金光！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LqEwWFqw9
龍王：發光啦！發光啦！是神器吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsaixKE7NW
悟空：果然是。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FPwEkpRQY
龍王：我早說是神器，你還不信。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2NGKHA5T5
悟空：這神器叫什麽名字？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlM7a88aKx
龍王：測水儀。不，是定海神珍！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbHS5nKvDz
悟空：你說是就是啊？怎麽上面沒有寫名？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTwwzvmtLq
龍王：我也不知道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9q9LnYJuJ
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子上多出一列字！上寫：定海神珍如意金箍棍）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeKXLzWU2X
龍王：寫名字啦！寫名字啦！是定海神珍吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydPeUTrKR3
悟空：定海神珍如意金箍棍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXEmj2r5lh
龍王：是全名。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZHYTV0fT8
悟空：你有沒有帶刀？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWqqsc08B0
龍王：你要幹嘛？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZTOtaRBYt
悟空：我問你有沒有帶刀？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMGinB8iJG
龍王：帶了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEh9Dh8X3nK
悟空：借我用一用。謝先。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DHnKuOrwY
龍王：你不會激動的自殺吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq741bTq5h
（拿刀遞過去）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyED2IhfTmR
悟空：我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼，我想拿刀塗去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuO7EFnXvJ
（哢哢哢！開始塗字）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJAl3hUxjb
龍王：小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀，是個寶貝。你別折斷了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yyoXWfszC
（哢嚓！刀斷了。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvc5gHK5LV
龍王：啊！我的龍刀……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOkqle4uWt
悟空：剛好完工，不愧是龍刀。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUixIR6Khzv
（柱子上只剩下：如意金箍棍）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRr36oUVjg
悟空：這麽粗的棍子，怎麽拿的動？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7LxWRZ3w3
龍王：你拿不動就閃人！別說我沒給你兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAFCgRBta5
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv86FA1bm4
悟空：我真正需要的是一件微型神器，希望滿足。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeG6MdIQI7
（剛說完，唰~~~！柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBK4dJ78SP
悟空：耳屎勺？我用先！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3khz7LZEDt
龍王：借我也用用。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3ehA4T5NN
悟空：沒得說。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAKrDQff35
（遞給龍王）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS8FnIQLLR
龍王：好癢，好舒服！……哎呀！不好！掉我耳洞了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJylDsVfjF
悟空：還我掏耳勺兒！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBP5J11vc8
龍王：上仙，淡定，淡定！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFUxmdtT5h
悟空：還淡定什嗎？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsjvDApCbq
（呼！龍王拿出一個U型物體）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAC7SLVqL1
龍王：出！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvRDseZYFv
（哢！掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出，粘附在U型物體上）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN37qXuSNyG
龍王：還你！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVfNjartjV
悟空（吃驚）：這U物是什麽？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK2RH5RNIo
龍王：神器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuKYcTd27V
悟空：是什麽神器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3ZSyryHOQ
龍王：你思考一下就知道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdQcnYRe69
悟空：好，我有時間會思考的。我走啦，來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBFZFr3wpp
（悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵，出海而去）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZhWxE9JaB
龍王：上仙慢走！媽呀，總算閃人了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdDSzrUrB8
（轟隆！一聲，龍宮塌了！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SRAySfu0W
龍王：啊！我的水晶宮——！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZIpZDpKeS
（龍王不知，悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍，卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv0ZP1VZPd
（悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT9KIEFW6S
（牛魔王還在睡）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrZxTSTUbd
悟空：本大王來也！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewQg0c2MNz
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！借到兵器沒？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7VWCDj5Yg
悟空：你什麽意思？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tptHb2qYK
通背猿猴：我問，你借到兵器沒有？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyAsBm8jbb
悟空：這句的前面那句。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAwActPT26
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzcIFU20iX
悟空：你不想讓我回來？你想坐我的位子是吧？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDzDtnuxuu
通背猿猴：哼，人家只是給你打個招呼。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPEjn4ZKs7
悟空：你打招呼能不能有點兒創意？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoHVyARZHr
通背猿猴：我該怎麽說？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaV9UMEPIR
悟空：還要我教你？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS6P8aJF1O
通背猿猴：我想不出來。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8YbNq5Uo3
悟空：你應該向牛魔王學習！沒事兒的時候就大睡，讓大腦得到充分休養，有創意的打招呼47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudwzkhMUWf
很容易想到。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuBTIaVkIC
通背猿猴：明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OOlA96z5p
悟空：別辜負我對你的……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07iMgC34LX
（呼嚕！呼嚕！……）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTWDQdAWHZ
（通背猿猴躺地上睡著了）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mm0w5Js29
悟空：起來！（踢了一腳）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IW0IKlXfM
通背猿猴：大王，有事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLGVGxd4XB
悟空：你睡覺幹嗎？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1trpBq1LFW
通背猿猴：我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼，所以我盡快的睡覺了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mxu0AvAPX
悟空：回家睡。這裏是野外，你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmILJkdV7Q
通背猿猴：我怕。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6BhHfkTCg
（牛魔王醒來）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3d444H7TC
牛魔王：咳！猴兄，兵器搞到手沒？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzTgzBK2HK
悟空：你猜。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8R7ROuoyD
牛魔王：看你兩手空空，龍宮那沒收獲吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C5BnwlvDu
悟空：我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6c5Rgm2WOh
牛魔王：你得到微型武器了？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF13h7wgM5y
悟空：嗯嗯嗯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1X3bjamOc
牛魔王：啥樣子的微型武器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ciEGl24gc
悟空：又微又有型的武器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jyL2zjm3B
牛魔王：亮出來我看看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Cs0GCAU1u
（悟空一掏耳朵，拿出微武）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXWvTKjHgp
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牛魔王（仔細一看）：額！怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XCA0j30JR
（咚——！悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH7pdvFSq6
悟空：通背。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdIIcWx55e
通背猿猴：在。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdZiASGezn
悟空：你來看看我的武器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOBiAHjosf
通背猿猴：大王，我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwdB9J7wmp
悟空：眾愛卿，回家！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTPkukjUE1
（群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj2V963qXH
（水簾洞）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkob9bVpm9m
悟空：諸位愛卿，我們一隔八年沒見，今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來，我們搞個Party如何？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDCoSqJVT0
通背猿猴：好！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEna905ikUp
眾猴：好！好！……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1vCpExwXg
牛魔王：好！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQypf5ZwvAe
悟空：牛兄，你怎麽跟來了？你被我一腳踢飛，踢到很遠很遠。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWYnQBAP1P
牛魔王：我飛回原地，我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKKIisKtir
悟空：你找我報一腳之仇？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOfz0XMDiv
牛魔王：錯！你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服，我還想被你踢飛一次。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw5KOWxRLY
悟空：夠兄弟！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJomlTJybZ
牛魔王：既然你這麽說，我願和你八拜為交！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfFIR3HbOs
悟空：什嘛？你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LrlLE52Tj
通背猿猴：大王，他是想做你的小弟。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez7vvNwGkH
牛魔王：是啊！大哥，請受小弟一拜。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdknzcDaDjN
悟空：通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPADMalJRIM
牛魔王：我就做你的小DD啦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq6uh7tKb2
悟空：歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjivSrZijt
（盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4sG0eKRHp
（悟空喝了很多酒，不知不覺睡著了）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhckc13SHDZ
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