太白金星領聖旨，出南天門，腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEYBNKTWZf
洞口附近，有一群猴子。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2wdd6T62L
太白金星：額。這麽多猴子，哪個是孫悟空呀？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRQRfOQZE2
走近猴群。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEcuMuMTIl
太白金星：你是孫悟空？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9FA7grgf1
猴子甲：不是。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH4bPaEhSZ
太白金星：你是孫悟空？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQogJ0RBYuK
猴子乙：不是。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjIAPX1ySC
太白金星：你是孫悟空？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9VuMM1JK1
…………59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJBgU2LtTn
問來問去，問到通背猿猴。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLi1zNGFnk
太白金星：你是孫悟空？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVgQ6IPLXL
通背猿猴：孫悟空？沒聽說過。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbw8a2Gqw1
太白金星：這裏沒叫孫悟空的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiZAwZx5AM
通背猿猴：沒啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwSWy0LkwL
太白金星：這裏是花果山水簾洞吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW7GuquY8t
通背猿猴：是啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIfgGighYz
太白金星：奇怪，花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDxraeD4Sx
通背猿猴：你找孫悟空幹嘛？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSvOyHCbu2
太白金星：我奉玉帝聖旨，召孫悟空上天做官。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlOLfpo89W
通背猿猴：哦。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfxdIBzCTr
太白金星：這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjqY4IyH4X
通背猿猴：沒有。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa2fIX0tSZ
眾猴：沒有，沒有。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94EzNTnqZU
太白金星：唉，我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozvExjmRMl
轉身要走，被通背攔住。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJdJIz6oc3
通背猿猴：孫悟空這名字不錯。我，我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFURKhHScP
太白金星：這個……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ16oVMGbv7
通背猿猴：找不到孫悟空，你怎麽向玉帝交差？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0UZQkPCEQ
太白金星：好吧，只能這樣。孫悟空，你我馬上上天。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJdlpx09SY
嘭——！的一聲，通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWmbBSLEWx
眾猴一看，是悟空拿著金箍棒，從通背腦後打了一棍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbAR9PIyxh
眾猴：大王！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsK6IDsia9
悟空：花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王，又名孫悟空，在此！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToe0WT57lk
太白金星：你是孫悟空啊！你也早點出來啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwtfRU2XSx
悟空：我還不夠早？我從水簾洞到這，路上還練了一段小跑。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBizgPHQNz
通背猿猴摸著腦袋，從地上爬起來。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ345CrXk0fY
通背猿猴：哎呀，好疼！好疼！大王，你也叫孫悟空？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kbnf5jfxL
悟空：你被我一棍打暈，還能聽到我說話？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58bQLSBMgN
通背猿猴：我沒暈，我只是昏。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9kXz0KTPT
悟空：為什麽冒充我？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUEvKjlHAB
通背猿猴：大王，我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好，我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字，是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰，所以冒充。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0Gal8yjJh
悟空：以後你只能敬仰，不能再冒充。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa5WCLsQGi
太白金星伸出一根手指，圍著悟空，在悟空身上戳來戳去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwqW8nOFPJ
悟空：老頭，幹嗎？你這是在練一陽指麽？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdsW3oRqky
太白金星：不，不。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0XbvywRgG
悟空：你在練六脈神劍？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6tfV9cPhe
太白金星：也不，也不。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6YhlDzOFZ
悟空：那你……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3qFfO7Qf6
太白金星：我在上界，聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你，是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvW6krJAP8
悟空：我經受強光的沐浴和輻射，我石胳膊、石腿的，都發生質變，已經不是石頭。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2A0msmOjG
太白金星：什麽發出的強光？有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYCDVruoVl
悟空：發光的物體的形狀是圓形，從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響，發出萬道金光。金光過後，冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc09djBYsh
太白金星：哈！是我們上界元子彈的神效！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw5jVnUBrm
悟空：元子彈？是什麽東東？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXlwkXctRZ
太白金星：是我們上界秘密研製的武器。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tQzNpaNA5
悟空：一聲巨響，發光又冒那麽多煙，還秘密研製？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqjQ0BYsf
太白金星：你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年，治這個病也幾百年。今天，今天終於發現治療方法啦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1rQbWRYQ8
悟空：不要放棄治療。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJETF5J2TE
太白金星：謝謝。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3XcYndowG
悟空：祝你早日康復。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvwVvjOhZb
太白金星：謝謝。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz26NfhsDu
悟空：帶我上天做官。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQBwLDaTjo
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa48CpPgByc
兩人來到靈霄殿，太白朝上禮拜。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF8B2aWZ8R
太白金星：臣領聖旨，把花果山的孫悟空召來了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHbIu897aD
玉帝：愛卿，你怎麽去了這麽久？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDJfMVfHyD
太白金星：老臣到花果山，四處打聽孫悟空，都說沒這號人。後來呀，才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人，回來交差。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzfveLvVlx
玉帝（打哈）：我等你等你，等的我在殿上睡了一覺。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCKxjWPdeB
太白金星：陛下，孫悟空是第一次上天，第一次看到天上的美景，途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtigMFrUXjW
玉帝：太白，你這麽大歲數的人，不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ858IznLdw9
悟空：咳，你要封我做官？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkNmrD4s1V
玉帝：這位是？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjK6snx6kF
悟空：我就是第1個名字叫美猴王，第2個名字叫孫悟空，有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkVLOIUJk4
玉帝：你說你是孫悟空就行了，聽的我又想睡覺。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc1A2xu0cB
悟空：要封官給我，就快封吧。封完官，你再睡一覺，養養精神。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tP6yaKYcn
玉帝：諸位愛卿，天宮哪有閑置合適的官職？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepZ4TKzjK5
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXpwSDjkbk
武曲星：陛下，天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處，都不少官。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHa9OFgKL7
玉帝（伸懶腰）：愛卿，以後看到我想睡，說話要言簡意賅。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIQp0m6xFz
武曲星：咦，禦馬監正缺一個管事。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufRvKfmZKC
玉帝：孫悟空，朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZhOkHQqtX
悟空：弼馬溫是什麽官？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ25oqwK4i
玉帝：看管天河的天馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtk7MocHPT
悟空：讓我看馬？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF6px4BTeQ
玉帝：是天馬，會飛的馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzntZKyuIk
悟空：還是馬嗎。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnFf9UXqG7
玉帝：天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬，飛來飛去，欣賞天宮的美景。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPyVgcJBUR
悟空：下次召我，不會讓你久等。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB5MPHfzGB
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任，看到千匹天馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6Sfa2oMCP
悟空：天上的馬，會飛，都是神馬吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhWbSvEcNs
副官：孫管事，天上的馬，是天馬。是不是神馬，不知道。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGSXc2rtWe
悟空：你神馬都不知道？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUZUrGcGGJ
副官：我真的不知道神馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAroCOnAmX
悟空：天上神仙騎的天馬，當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMCuZwAq4
副官：明白。天馬就是神馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFYhYdE3ph
兩人走進馬群，一匹馬飛起來。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNFwe2Lk1a
悟空：啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbENUjdZYEv
副官：神馬都能飛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEGhw6Oaw1
悟空：我騎上一匹，先試飛一次。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkdmgpb8ti
副官：管事，你不暈馬吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJALLfK2mf
悟空：暈馬？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZQIkTE5qV
副官：騎馬頭暈。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBjQUXBXv9
悟空：我騎馬，一向頭暈的是馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQp5OYgXQD
副官：那就好。不暈馬的人，不用吃暈馬藥。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBaDi2zKRO
悟空跨上一匹馬，準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRYSgwBVVF
悟空：幹什麽？我馬上要起飛了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJx4lDk9QR
副官：你不暈，馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCNkYyoIUh
悟空：啊！造藥的醫生，是獸醫？是人醫？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqOBB6c7ex
副官：是仙醫。造的是仙藥，人獸通用。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpZd42w08d
副官拿來暈馬藥，馬吃下肚子。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSPSa9NJZr
悟空：3、2、1，起飛！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSQgy1BnKZ
神馬托著悟空飛呀，飛呀，飛呀……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjtMPcHxBt
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景，感覺有點累，返回禦馬監。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppmHWDZI0k
副官：孫管事，馬沒暈吧？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc27rDrvyF
悟空：沒。我累的快暈了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEMu9GnhOd
副官：你吃點暈馬藥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2GNrlwmIf
悟空：額，你留著自己吃吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7bVLko5Eq
悟空正在禦馬監大睡，副官大叫著跑進來，驚醒悟空。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr67xbOEh9J
副官：不好啦！不好啦！神馬暈倒啦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ871A2noHuL
悟空：什嘛暈倒啦？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxPUy13mq7
副官：神馬！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTTfv7bz6e
悟空：什嘛？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1trwaoznT
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外，看到一匹神馬倒在地上。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEYyFBc4gh
副官：孫管事，是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FQ37TI1rJ
悟空：吃過暈馬藥，怎麽會暈倒？叫獸醫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH1x9YTvwF
副官：天宮沒有獸醫，只有仙醫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEiEQrVuDX
悟空：叫仙醫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhDcNuzYGq
副官叫來仙醫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT05tVDDXan
仙醫遠近望了望馬，上下聞了聞馬，前後診了診，全身切了切。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KYPn0ydiY
仙醫：管事，你看這馬，鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏，全身發熱。這馬，感冒了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2dNl26Efz
悟空：昨天還好好的，托著我飛來飛去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WB1dnU5K2
仙醫：飛什麽地方？什麽天氣？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5RCFlzGbi
悟空：飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8mAHYd9WG
仙醫：飛的高不高？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiny5Hhjxy
悟空：人馬在天上，在高空飛行。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrvrcC9SYe
仙醫：有沒有遇到高空中的氣流？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UDMvdYvWY
悟空：先遇到一股強大的冷氣流，後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZBkcHMUjk
仙官：一冷一熱，有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣，會感冒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCOqrRRYBJ
忽然，又有10匹神馬倒在地上。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsH2BEIL4o
不一會兒，竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2dMYSL2vi
仙官：開始傳染啦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OLf74JvKD
副官：孫管事，這可怎麽辦？！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOpis5dIQ5
悟空：神馬的事要保密，不能傳揚。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoAwV7hpMZ
副官：大人放心，我會保密，不會讓你丟官。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TpTUygp1x
悟空：我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬，保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去，天宮會……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFvJQ8SsSz
副官：會怎樣？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqeXInnLLI
悟空：會很危險。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8zmn8Wi9g
副官：那，這上千匹神馬倒在地上，怎麽掩人耳目？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO8nwMh3FE
悟空：對外，說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器，代號**病毒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIObwGLlvO
副官：SM？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQq16d0rIg
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