師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNmGZppaqS
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMhMv1EJCq
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndtQvhg38A
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbUQVhirdb
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILlzXLSqcS
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgKEfoSB0w
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQDRFlztW3
唐僧：不定期舉行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQo9VM38j
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQLAfa4deX
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUVsCEcR82
殿內，有一個和尚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIFcpLNFtU
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hsOdCajn8
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45YI2Sp1VR
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1fO0lyH99
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq3j5fgPzJ
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FJTw7LahS
和尚：拜吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vhC0Etvrx
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzAvkNNugV
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4OH2SqLly
悟空：這塑像是金子的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKjbJd4qOV
唐僧：是啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J2zDqxqKz
悟空上下左右看著塑像。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlbXDahR8g
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfsyJTGF7S
唐僧：我也發現了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIxGHbsl6j
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClyHgKej3s
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74nyiNgPnz
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslAu4oDZYc
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjC8vtMN5z
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvtEF2KcRB
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKe6u7ezdc
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07RHyJerCf
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYSGAVTVz3
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GPScCMeRc
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNa1lJK8nb
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBX79aOeub
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT49IoZdY5e
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhuoD8FVMi
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisB6FBlyPg
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvG9HZOq5D
眾僧：胖很多。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtpLgzaJ8k
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk9GvR5Bjh
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKTVjGHjhq
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4golWstU3
悟空：收工。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9ylcxOHgC
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpDkyyRHWg
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNeV0Le6CJ
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U0F1NkypO
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xf2gDRWpN
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj626OUV9O
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIsZxNAl4l
院主：給你當工錢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUn9W9lA2F
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxMlxQRIiB
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYgVylTFmt
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGjLk5P9Dy
晚飯進行中。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIWdkaKt8f
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVtfw1u8Sq
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l1GsohMhf
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdU1aOqZph
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXj6L6ra3W
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78P5NRHzlU
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPVKTwV9QZ
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2zXB0KKrS
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQobTy0zDM
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnVKLhqr3F
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pMAAn8z0t
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBFA9UICLi
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3f4wEALfr
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVObUvzt10m
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g2NcdkWqf
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiv3vj80JE
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEkVZWGJT6
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW4zw72D4X
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu55BZa0Vf
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtjo7fdd1B
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DOk98PnUJ
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1ldV3Xdoq
悟空：師父，沒發現。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb52TkkErHN
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTKi6NbBBi
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMAjLp2hEp
院主：我聞到香水味兒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJemWcPCCPy
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsKc3iET6A
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP7LIl1WEX
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw49QJL4CBG
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b3yQOrvlM
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98K1ckLP9C
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ3SzFLLgU
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1HUzqLAE8
悟空：了解。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm9CYpLo8c
院主：明天你們就西去？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwrHMxTOa1
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinUoXaK56k
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1MdP76BVl
唐僧：院主的意思是……？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxRwsVybUC
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93CsvGf1gD
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW19bwgPSmR
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVTVtznZE4
唐僧：好吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKynfcTfgj
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQAgE2YkV0
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGiWZ6v6Y6
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTQM8g5ehO
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESXshChmZu
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdptWwOnrn4
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTVriv2XrI
近離才看清事物的視力。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj10to2PO87
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfI4MONm6R
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9Z4SQz3Fn
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdSNaQjSEX
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8fKQDDti0
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPQHiIIxRj
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI8lU2vL5j
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyd3YkMUDU
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYtcYE1Gf4
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXaeizo0NE
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQICaAv3nG
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS4JLE282M
唐僧：停！噪音太大。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPWrTFZUfe
悟空：我打慢一點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCmZiCPzyU
開始慢動作打蚊子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffUOUjgv1a
唐僧：沒風了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGWjRiE6g7
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9stc32kdH
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcabBgpbIIK
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIwcO6Y5Bg
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlntLluykTZ
悟空：天上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uArsbZEKE
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghu1KUi1Ew
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPBrLeLBgF
南天門外，有數名天將把守。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9ITB8HppZ
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi0tsTWNi3
悟空：我……你們不認識？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhNQDosCbb
天將：不認識！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNpK8ak517
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6fU1qXczA
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVyzG1BSWH
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvU3RaOvc5
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWeJMIEt8o
悟空：消息準確？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfvLIg5hTa
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTbsqEcz5N
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj70kwddEC
悟空：天王。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8KGhdNhcn
天王：大聖，有什麽事？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0MHCz9qQD
悟空：你認識我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPO6IcaMEn
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU6EsOg6vk
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3n7YWrr0P
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLV99ZAbCz
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrgq2Ze4Hn
天王：我還用呢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacstnjKvlJ
悟空：我只借一晚上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNF5HOcQpC
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ikLqamTOA
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OUeRxjXub
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMv53gWnuI
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1B86r1EJE
天王：為什麽借給他？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB5UCV9H0x
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTl0YF8jjC
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhqHYCk9oQ
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF75H9UYKM
天王：借你可以。但要收費。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQStcPsD8A
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5tbKiUzxb
天王：我租借。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxYaIRyb5O
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkstVW1fYn
天王：是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyZjdLjmfR
悟空：開價。我趕時間。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOt4NNDVdZ
天王：一晚100兩。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu9ADoj0Cy
悟空：天將也是這個價？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMqoMGyTzu
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Og4UNe9Om
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVnsYkZO0e
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPaxzlMcyx
悟空：好高的過夜費。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7NkCpAL6h
天王：是租借費。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡski0Do7HiM
悟空：成交。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfblO5xcYe
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWQ3QvPPI6
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUswM01kPj
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ4xG5WHdN
第二天。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep0Qf1i1te
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShWeaFQPdi
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzS9SvDoRG
唐僧：這怎麽回事？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31p1P7JbKQ
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpwPJxEant
出現幾個和尚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmjv9dRIbS
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLz1zBLwH0
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrouNN6FDr
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcUoGqhAo5
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9dNu7mHFP
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAw6Hu8pLe
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrvRacTilk
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG32e7aqlkF
一個和尚跑來：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrctlXM3LQc
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkH6YLPRxx
眾人來到老院主的屋子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45adviQYFm
眾和尚：師祖！55555……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKcdRQbRaL
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzE5jPsIk8
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjCMQKc4P2
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YGNP17xkJ
眾和尚：我們找證據。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU7HN5KK3k
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQwtrUMDi0
和尚：證據找到！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW00OkAlqS
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0ZH88XaNK
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0ZcvLjt9Q
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnza7vqUaa
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EcLGvAg2f
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMkfuwg5cZ
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PcJa3eoIG
眾人屋內開找袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDifXO9jZz5
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk0rnDCnV6
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkor8Hbij8
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUtL2iYZqS
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KcrYjqUan
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BnzbjT6Fu
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfsUURjztH
唐僧：在。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4IiFvEKc0
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92FdUTLerK
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7khrpaz9H
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00jK9FjRfO
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3f9c1lQiW
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAYU3vp7Rd
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmOgdHLktD
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k42CUxSJn
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjPKiRyAvO
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa48xnEyslz
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLTpcaT8J9
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL8vwvhDRM
黑熊怪不停的打哈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWjcs9bm5w
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEzCmUFQDq
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKlvm2Xkvo
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpZc73HASI
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUghZ0frYD
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRyRkEq22X
悟空：還我袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8cwGAgTgw
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmkbBNG3Os
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1f1vG3lFn
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM7pxdfAfu
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMg0NTENOQ
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVgrNHo7uq
黑熊怪：我能披上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC1JdjHB8f
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdoFCfnIvi
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsGUajIx1j
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCVWFhb6Wr
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5baBIDfAlX
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3bXtc8oRT
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eKfKjl5JQ
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l5Bm5BGgp
眾小妖：沒聽說過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmvvI6Avz9
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPD4hvuFUT
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYJyM3Vx6D
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FVDnvryEd
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P6eNLOucv
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVQysZILVz
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwR29uD8TS
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRvlB4vouJ
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTrSrc6mQe
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkv9mDHpeg
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYc37etSVh
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXsfVSWI3v
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3U2e3ckeu
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkL01b1IVP
孫悟空返回觀音院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Utc6Oj3Ws
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSCZX3foMO
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoozClEkLZN
唐僧：你沒拿回來？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKsOEYG0tW
悟空：妖怪不給我。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ifeM3sNaR
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jZdqH3Hjb
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx06Ee9auX
唐僧：我們也吃飯。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC47G4VSj6t
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchhQJ4Eybk
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m3vAKk4uJ
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nLZ7IWLU6
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5YUre6DCn
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroXx8SDqna
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1VM0QN1Mn
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ127lDhP1ZZ
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUeETh5si6
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu50su0RYE
悟空：還我袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIaPwX5IMG
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuekNPPgGKC
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiBvxD4b1V
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G15ZYDUTJ
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNFWsceRqD
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeVQBakac1
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgduQBHRSIy
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWf0m3g7Ci
孫悟空又返回觀音院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdPQFQQ9km
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX4QUSeag7
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCCqkZfteH
唐僧：額。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK79wDGQDdi
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUpxYGJ3h8
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WBYzXV6Eg
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysucWmqztw
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxL7iH8YbR
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5o5rTD0cg
孫悟空又返回觀音院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuWwmTA7Xc
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfcjSsNHOi
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k2Y8kQL4f
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiJY7mfs4X
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iiBecI8wl
嗖——！觀音出現。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1pM8DLQr6
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriOyeklGJv
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSYRaglXzP
觀音：我路過聽到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexvAwF0RZK
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzazE3MaegW
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAK7qpPT32
黑風山。黑風洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9WZYQu5YQ
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2bZLGdiil
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJNic66iwK
小妖：誰啊？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsgNEU7QQ3
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHDqRnakS
小妖向洞內報告。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph4QDrH63W
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAl26vqCe5
黑熊怪：快請！快請！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqRWnzagaR
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRfNZFb9BQ
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpa5kAqbNs
黑熊怪：是滴。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0yTxBBYg6
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkwKyRKwDW
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu7oga4iTs
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM0kdpH9yR
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyYaBgJ8j5
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk0EfDdvw7
黑熊怪：我吃！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SijDOA9ce
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1XHlpC6rh
仙丹是孫悟空所變。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI35iDSk1cQ
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12y4Yilxnd
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdGc1Mfjlh
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoKGtEtiGx
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncbf6V4jHs
靈虛仙子變回觀音。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYTcGw4c7B
觀音：交不交？快點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjjPdOHzim
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GcOs2Soz1
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPkDt1hP4o
黑熊怪交出袈裟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50zmuIQ1Un
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThmmasAKq3
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNafzZNV6mz
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZLkCSbnsp
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE6RnrkjPh
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85SvrpkVjV
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnipWlvxiCt
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4mlebG2RP
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrbPMP1Yvu
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFp9a6vpFz
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq9wnAuvUR
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