孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRjmm9VlKz
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze7rSXDopR
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL668KqvBOX
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1o2cC4YhC
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG2QxHXacq
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2cF7HdE7p
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsmAlczkBE
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GQRa9K9AW
悟空：是。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpvo2x06tb
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOq9njuIY5
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvoj8QexuF
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVfNbuLC6J
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wWHhh1aPm
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHemn57Ttyt
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRzoHPNMUi
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AsBOA25yE
悟空：很需要。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAY1n3WCCK
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxrVHJixTB
悟空：看到了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUBoa7OZs7
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W5oFz6HdE
悟空：也看到了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfrxAvffaN
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPmZSKYTpc
悟空：這點不知道。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfvLLU4s0z
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CgwxAMDWR
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOzsNQfHRd
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor5AYne9ko
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TgiOzjMDS
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfojHniwjpD
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTflySAAUsq
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiS7Cslviq
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL47EL7aam4
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOQDCm1wnX
土地：好耶！我早餓了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuCKJ60odh
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcIEkVID5W
悟空：我吃飽了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubmXEYqnko
土地：我早吃飽了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNmDsWxGTo
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBND6DLXWE
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLaJdZyorT
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMqW82shAw
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9sxP14S8T
悟空：打包帶回家。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw6HHGLkVn
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1BXehUCpZ
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kimGb64xQ
土地：這下變安全了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DQ87vEd7q
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72yk3wEQqa
土地：你我繼續清理。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sZIhnQgpi
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59AXTskqTD
土地：這樣更安全啦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1elLNfcTYX
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NRzEY5Hnd
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPkNL94jZb
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc4tAIQtN1
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTc92nybrm
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTOa5NZZVY
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxa5ccLKnL
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFRsah0vIY
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDsEhVelmU
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPus3zY74CW
仙女：很多人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDYW9wTcJ2
悟空：說說。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1qG2bd9yE
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wW2dKuHBY
悟空：人挺多的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuJjOwDlTO
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD4ygxBLtx
悟空：還有哪位？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57Tn4oLfX4
仙女：沒了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM6Q6NB2cl
悟空：人也沒多少。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGoGIU18Ex
仙女：摘桃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2GIdRCIiW
悟空：怎麽沒請我？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LSLakPUbx
仙女：座位滿了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73lHakvXEM
悟空：理解。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YB2YRZJqC
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLKCqtILlJ
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGmCXUxWxg
悟空：怎麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxspDbyVxxh
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywwyzb4K5k
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydv8Jc5JFN
土地：你不知……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLSaTzx6Nr
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0QoSuyTEj
悟空在樹上睡著了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIyH3kjyvW
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lll0YY8xd
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILW5qzhJrN
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEnVaVbkUI
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8fSomJvYY
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TC66dJ59r
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDy8bK87TO
土地：有。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzQVZxuPQO
悟空：你怎麽不早說！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqEOhJpJ3y
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOukxRVxpN
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE8fDXT66B
土地：你去哪？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlJnpGlVMb
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMgkarpIFO
土地：王母沒請你。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCSv8tFJVP
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPInyJSS34n
土地：你說你不去。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fIu0SuJKr
悟空：我現在想去。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ihn5Ix3z0
土地：小心。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4ruf0zLjR
悟空：放心。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ANSgFPwfP
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ1Ws25hoP
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj1EJvhijr
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpEzTxB6QB
悟空：大仙去哪？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2yfZUX9fM
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FWWYtw5GN
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo3GCZeVGy
赤腳大仙：啥意思？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvPUQj8Mza
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34jEUDaNEi
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVviliTxlR9
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqFdoETzBe
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQFTDEGyAq
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNHZE12m9Q
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYCfpWKcV1
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQY58gW6q2
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFzcPusPRk
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dEIn4ORbo
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H5z4fi4ds
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzXluCCcxC
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjXCdeYxSc
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa153Rrd9Lg
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yaZvK8r8t
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUcVL7XkeP
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl150qjp4QO
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J6uZb73Dr
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP1WkgtDgy
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlfROGTmbW
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVdEl6Khw8
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbJQIfyzX3
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