孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YYWkYgHyr
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF5hxHgo9S
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2xkmtY8iM
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiBnuGZfJq
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4TBetsGvq
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qvPbSuF7E
悟空：你半年前這麽說。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOFTXAOYWI
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUloRdwsHS
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdRImq33d2
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFna1GetQJP
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH3KTYBpHb
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9JCb6zBig
悟空：想我想哭了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0NH6tqg11
通背猿猴：嗯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwSq9sa7Vb
悟空：額。（吐了一口）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMSKbQXqDX
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzsC4l7R8c
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPmyh89pQk
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAwqBQjB21
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20x6SakmII
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby3mT5j5NZ
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yNYx4C0Uf
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Ju0NourI
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiuoQW2zuR
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZZsCrgZid
悟空：我累了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr58RgQe58
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm4CP11HZb
通背猿猴：是醉了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7oAaMnAKy
天宮。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiFh6xt6Op
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlltWhA0gQc
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2qfNPuefn
玉帝：啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Up0VRHyR
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIfCAerekN
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRV0aFWyv5
玉帝：啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z0m960Pnm
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKNZHIvqXi
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPRACBf3gi
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWvMxJ6bQr
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0tf9Q0Aek
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VWYi6nqdu
托塔天王：我！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKslKleQFLm
哪咤：我！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7znE93niRq
巨靈神：我！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygDaAUIyrD
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1RAkCJkNs
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB5KJjdG6L
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbqxKhpdFN
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwzkNMTghH
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vMb5zd3kk
托塔天王：一定做到。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgGyYK0xHD
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi4wEpnY01
路上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbtOLhrLRI
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFqjEgNgzE
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLPcD5yfKr
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ThsGDsVNK
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jqzzg4ABD
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9kXA4JvSw
托塔天王：我看行。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIocCnCOgn
巨靈神：我看不行。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOND5xEff2
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZBtBF3yx6
巨靈神：我看也行了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MxBWgw37X
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAPztFzEut
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeIoVcBOXo
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwhfYQhSqj
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMf1FIF7Cuo
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9LqpXbON4
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr15GregdKm
悟空：群毆？你們3個？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6MvFPV1BM
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso2spXEccE
悟空：總共10萬多3人？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcL2DAh2dZ
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIS6DXQKjp
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7RLHo6IrK
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK9rRsWmm4
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHoNcKNIwm
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywG20kWNKW
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8a1DhTmxm
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjETBSeMQ0
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI3iOQM8xt
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyejuWo7cP
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVfIDreTc9
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGfO1mTJaD
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxajhqjgm3z
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qZPDdDvBn
哪咤：陛下！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNETPxUlzEJ
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmu4t2g4cC
哪咤：急需增兵。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalY8WWTe4K
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyx6MavCIp
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d3nJNAPOq
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELx2BvBEJM
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvlaHCu2oN
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhstlu6Saq
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqoN3fJIqP
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgxoiQAAgm
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTDyOF2F4O
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lwf5OVmmr
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksbKSrc6Hf
觀音：我推薦一位。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0icK3szrOm
玉帝：直說。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJLpTblVwQ
觀音：二郎神。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUct6m7nMy
玉帝：2——郎神？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzescyWE4B
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzHMpbWUII
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJODPgB8r3
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAF4KCLgjk
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhcYhzwgxa
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdlWJnYIfA
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3ypRWgNhr
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlsRL5ezlp
哪咤：增兵到。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz5sPDtkkq
托塔天王：增兵多少？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiYqkuJpup
哪咤：一萬。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrBJECodaA
托塔天王：在哪？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T0MXYfMBc
二郎神：我。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmOQhZSXaN
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALt0lziaik
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ94uIjCPas
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpElRoN5eXO
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yKt5Xy2lC
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYj47WOsBy
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqsD4TeHCv
眾猴：好帥喔！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc71nwkUL9
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl96Va0hgdu
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFTAiqi3cA
悟空：同吃，同吃。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeDalO6ipO
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzrkj1LnzZ
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BtJadJUum
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR3NR0Chsu
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTCjGY42Jo
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8RXayswlF
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEncQCiLEy
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoasJf8DaF4
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTzCJBcBIY
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZinEGU8HHP
悟空：怪怪的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsohndKYmze
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewtEoOZTu0
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkkvpaHP3P
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKMFF5GESv
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1okN4uY5f
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OGnQcALTm
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ak86wNEn
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrQuePRSia
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXQngdvB4R
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCk9OEO7Hj
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAWX07pJFr
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0RMxgxhgA
悟空：我有點缺氧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXKdMKzRun
二郎神：同感。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAVL7erfxA
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpUxBPJ4GA
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9Am5V84TL
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUmyfKcQ3g
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDchG1gRrO
二郎神：開打。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUbKQbk4HJ
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4fvX5hFb5
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfgCdnr6uc
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhBjyiDzxz
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUOrDXXnKJ
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7BJeqAUe5
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknLuQxmEb9
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAjrt4R2iR
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOCKdbQuzS
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnxAjJp2Xy
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVzndQ0Q9Q
悟空：這也算神器？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTRfBmD9NW
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbrFcKb0BO
悟空：疼死我了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHV2NeadmP
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LATruClhI
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplkS6b1zc7
二郎神：不確定。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj9gIgBhMX
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9xZRqAKH5
南天門的大門口。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJobIpkyGw
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwf3PB0BN1
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfeE73esLe
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS3eVzlv7j
玉帝：你也養狗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzauiAnUuy7
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzhLK9lNDr
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEAuIJqEdj
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29V4ixiwxD
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fhROWBiyU
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7T31NWdPp
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkRKtMmDOL
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLE3qR5DWz
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV2K0u3SWZ
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcxN5sqaex
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XcS21QJSt
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcChzfOLDRi
太上老君：啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcm8GKhhDX
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC69EuPlFQ
玉帝：開斬！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshbhzTRgnx
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv6lI4eOhK
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITihMJiE0J
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt3YRGyTVD
悟空：我死了沒有？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4WjuMyUFl
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mnox2h2KF
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxApeWATMYv
玉帝：咋辦？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjkvWbTMpr
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vHewXOUGw
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKEq3neQ11
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8ZpBRpPi6
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5ulzHc54I
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrmx08SaSR
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BjqHTiIrT
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIKBxaLMLd
太上老君：想幹嘛？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWT5SLSxL0
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdUFL4plvI
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vpiPs1UxO
悟空：需要煉我多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNYtDTLhq2
太上老君：7749天。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt943Ppqqx
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQcKQX0ofH
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspoSC6AeXq
太上老君：開爐！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09Hid0qsiJ
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ93ve8EAs
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XwahUBc99
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouiDBfkIos
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr94qmWpygS
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zhB54ds29
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyL5UhbWAw
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0uBQnF197
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEzYgwNTtq
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExtrpYm4mq
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco4AVoLiAv
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO19H7NPiOx
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUXap34OGY
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ4hEOettz
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkbQzoqV2r
太上老君：有什麽了不起。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevzo26HWgU
突然，老君的衣服起火。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1FSIOLhkn
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioVH3p8rg7
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxgyz6Mmkd
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEKYxuAYEf
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡic1d5N6mBp
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOCfqOTldg
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ558bDHn8EY
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dAP4Y4DfD
眾仙：啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCFXW4tfaJ
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPU8Wfs2ZE
剛說完，孫悟空來了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGboE3gE1gU
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwTCr2J9VO
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALtLQCwKOx
玉帝：啊！護駕！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTIWaaUwjE
眾仙神護住玉帝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrdIdTWHAL
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UCyUuSLJp
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6VzIzRBRZ
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AVA4IQkR4
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzroHalJDF
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzzSme80pq
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrRBt1cC4f
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCqijMDhJK
玉帝：速請西方如來！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2YWapQkp4
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbUsMjoaQb
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzREXOHsE6
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDwx8lAUFa
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjquSeWaUl
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi12vXaFByn
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZYHEjlZEh
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG7o4q5DFW
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhquZLWBJJ
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMlpoFuEQJ
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO0Gs2dSPb
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y4l5Jmlob
悟空：先來一條狗腿。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSp4QtSJu0
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeF3ArBS1g
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3zElNOYx0
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LDipqN7rk
悟空：你還會微雕？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RCR7kYr1U
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao4ulemGJX
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaadYgXFR1
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk9ANTt0x6
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