（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3eiRWieAP
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dw7rlNLOA
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR1oCbFgwk
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjjEQawhyS
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRqQW6CrPV
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbylllX5pR
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv9CBBtU4P
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n6777bkGd
菩提祖師：有多久？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfnuKkIv38
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0nC8iiOAZ
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNZwEIAWXl
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtER7l8Nbi
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJmW6bRNdw
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxWkq6N48y
菩提祖師：是滴！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3cb8KoOWj
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZAsUCAOJu
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4tICL9wL8
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQlJqvc36F
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlUFUQMisv
悟空：師父為何大笑？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡua8uqOVEAg
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXroDlVmY4
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtbV8olGV5
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZrfxUxRHC
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEEzLjMtP9
菩提祖師：拿來我看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJN207BNDA
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREO4en0871
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKVgiLWL0W
悟空：現在不能捉了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IfAySaOw9
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70I4ZReYr8
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPjOoLAOwa
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmUdG2NjwF
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJyf8MvKSg
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaaFn12Yp7
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RiXKaNxw3
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tVQ4nppa1
悟空：是滴。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr1HhvGlsk
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxihyIGNRaV
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqJZaNDSZk
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx9MBewpu1
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBrSzBTdQg
菩提祖師：這還差不多！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzamce0uSMF
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq4Tf2Srx9
菩提祖師：說！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ktKZJpIz
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDwSEnqi1F
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGW7IaEmsd
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM0fLldnR7
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1e2TUHw2q
悟空：什麽是術道？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU8GpflzDl
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jHyNQVMyV
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjf1hC47za
菩提祖師：不過百年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qSDFhPcgg
悟空：不學！不學！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0Ascbh8pk
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw7IgSsiBT
悟空：什麽是流道？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWYWFdSkTf
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtaR3JSDzT
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3AW1kfVY7
菩提祖師：不過百年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYPs18jh45
悟空：不學！不學！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryuSWUYk4o
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK2r7JrZ9m
悟空：什麽是靜道？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGNFkpNg55
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyCQBnlQ2k
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRfuBM3Bvb
菩提祖師：不過百年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXomYmnqSIg
悟空：不學！不學！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoVCRsG5kD
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpduaP8mqt
悟空：動道又是什麽？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDXEr4ezPW
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPGB290I73
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAGBNAgr1Z
菩提祖師：不過百年。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHe4QyIqvy
悟空：不學！不學！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93BfIxtvgK
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxclrRxdBmY
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94I8I3sElp
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmDAks0BfO
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3gl9sqOkB
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxnh6PTpz7
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLXzk0g5kZ
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAtu8ylD4T
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyNfPiS143
悟空：那我走了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XRu4OSYBX
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWiAJkMRZA
（悟空找到便壺）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoy8r7t9XF
悟空：師父請用。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4athFFli1H
（菩提祖師撒完尿）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKlK4deZ1Q
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVubNP8UfsI
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8oXdN7XbK
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVDZgkIlgi
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPe5zpG0tV
菩提祖師：好吧！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv3uSQ8yKB
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDsCytWUa4
菩提祖師：嗯啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmW7oStrrV
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkOqzUsP2D
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OmK0bb8y7
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiUMMi1S8f
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJFX0nnV2a
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhmXZdapfY
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGVsvGwDrP
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYrF47oKgm
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVhpUFV3e1
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJEy4n6n20
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnncbjW6b6H
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKN8qeODCD
悟空：變身之法是什麽？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LzMx0pTFC
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkcYZCsA1g
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsK3CmITZI
菩提祖師：嗯啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjySeFYjD9U
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEsAihp7VR
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9N61Rsqud
悟空：啊！這個……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aDTlgZEsx
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXIvHv1ynZ
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReg33gQ0Q8
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKPkzOgLS0
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFKY1x6sQf
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzStubFyBB
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy9AQ8Sv8r
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwty6ZhmP8c
悟空：那就學72變。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VlEOpdNJz
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZrxow3CEh
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wVJP2rsfr
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOr0EaLGZb
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZSuNvrXPJ
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB1XXuDcxY
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPriVldBr7
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvpkoGwnzG
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Cpn5X3YC
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2KarN2X2V
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl3VZDZrup
悟空：會。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5ETUxTQDY
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM5HNrVedR
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CI5FcqMvB
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSJXT7VBb9
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3kWbERcrh
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXSzGje4lO
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8s80O4Mnj
菩提祖師：有道理。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBitG1vWzvt
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlbbbVbNVG
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsKpqdFuaI
悟空：我飛——！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPr8M4dzys
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P3s7qGpc6
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIpHR8BSJ7
菩提祖師：速度太慢！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6GiI4LReI
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXGNEtu0ai
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtXx9EHjXc
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmN99Ys3Sr
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wN5x3rFzV
悟空：不解！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsXl8QjOdd
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACof1h4TXe
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdhjC54gMf
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjxkGjSGQh
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC79urb6kO
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx2ZxY8hWG
悟空：頭跟雲？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRNBBQ9SKW
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT6A1SJuDG
悟空：速度有多快？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwrGiQNE0j
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyK7S6uzNc
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYQH6D8sYu
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFbDFjp25y
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL18OvAzHQ
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMva1p5keV
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnSfciQ1T9
菩提祖師：自身不會。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS11pPjM7Kp
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5KK0J1ek7
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTVoLAFeI
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWsTG8QiDs
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZNTuas2f0
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkkXirDUms
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh3vr25mZK
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeH4viipA2
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzEVlS524D
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0WWgXGla1
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPk5GudY6a
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX2sQUqNP2
悟空：師父？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNqmPSIpCT
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPCNCuqskn
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLMtbiCtHy
悟空：我的進化鼠？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05VLOKhDJ2
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe0HxztTZu
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VkdJrNNJx
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxmjubROWp
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaEmrgqrl0
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwkikY0Myl
悟空：意外。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsDOQNjFcA
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsjlxMPQs1
仙童：遵命。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjyuTfG3ey
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1ADNvxshX
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARCycn2uxA
悟空：啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDlp337oCs
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfj8OKzc2w
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3VEuWK1GU
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKWVZ4DE0P
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCGSm7bigp
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEJE8Ry9Xz
悟空：什嘛？！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRs5R66IsN
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIICcOWCUG
悟空：我……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXgAx8CO96
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDArfKmoahw
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT3L3AChSE
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInaBa4IFYw
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhm6tYNuH8
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzIRR0Eu91
悟空：啊！我走，我走。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BoQJoyjtK
菩提祖師：快走！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytuIS13pCd
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jT4jr0ZLx
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