（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4OxI6awr8
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg02dEfim5Z
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzCGU9qkmR
（擡頭看看太陽）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFheelUJ0f
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6saNxwj10m
（撓撓猴頭）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRCCZNnleV
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU2ZRRlZrL
（沒有回答）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8gENlFzzg
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1muQVyaQj
（剛要走）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2Vm3dXQiA
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaCNBBzZFq
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJu8AoUsrp
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpdouzG801
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFYGIDLq1i
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYiKh6MPm8
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb1IxwY3b6
悟空：其他人呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISFe309m12
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5NSTef07y
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OgvBgM66D
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX1kfFZZVz
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCsl5Wl1aJ
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxzKPbxfgA
悟空：你受傷了？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXqDOAtmeM
通背猿猴：看我頭部。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyMqwPGG83
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw1MH9pE4d
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUao4TiLl1
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlJvlVGwmp
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH3YfRTM1w
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmdiCaVGnv
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEEDbmShk5
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJO7CcVAB5
通背猿猴：很牛！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMy9iayFDF
悟空：牛到什麽程度？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgibFNnzWG0
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IfZZIkhua
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWELDCROUWc
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXKrnj5blL
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqZkt2BX7w
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8zB7b2A4S
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0XiHVxk1A
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO22zUyGNx
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQRb11MS0x
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGcHqNV47S
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg2pu08RL3
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HJZTiyk9w
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM39YQ8uwE6
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepOy9G0T1v
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IWnz59uo8
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3aHeaVpfV
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrwzpiBPXS
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2lnMt52gD
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iBtIuz20s
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhyIvoeJbu
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi21AJqRmaF
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaogk73GLU
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWefiBvamrv
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinh76BNBNG
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi1SokH2tt
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gjHZKNW6m
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY9uYHoSy2
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGus6NQWJQ
（眾猴一看，是大王！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTS2l7Upw3
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GG0cIsjdl
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpX3tYb9Vd
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ3acQwZXz
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrazfsm3gC
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpFj00fTio
悟空：不解。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUSq7iZQIE
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUl9q97Kda
悟空：你的意思是？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1O1mJ1UCY
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LKgxfaooY
悟空：不愛聽。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx6kds5m6U
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbQervTSgo
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3m0DfoSJ8
牛魔王：嗯啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6A9UYnCOP
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx6in4emGd
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUAwMA1eCl
悟空：沒感覺。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndWrVOkRM3
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ew0b7EoVA
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYHPLz8uKF
牛魔王：哦～37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsjgEaR6Fo
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsalVDiOMZX
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmcTxPnOJC
悟空：當然可以。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKmeUivM5f
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe49IRPIto
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD43LITkjKL
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHa8SGfSZ9
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIbAHnhkpz
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGinZ9hT1UC
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbwkDL1RYb
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lo9chnHAO
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mqalkdq9d
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs28WDvXQhr
牛魔王：威武吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViDFuqkYmr
悟空：我感覺很別扭。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0DLCPwIpx
牛魔王：別扭也威武。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu56qgYu8l1
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OYqiy0qVx
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpCfX0mCnO
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q47o9cbNe
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPRKjlaQsq
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTFk9GQPQc
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpta6vQmVW8
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqplZyjMRuo
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqkbWcgWsn
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlS9ZIWmo2
牛魔王：你明白吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie5pWltcr4
悟空：我明白。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqROpbv4Sq
牛魔王：我也明白。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtHGdG2Emb
悟空：你真的明白？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h910FWHG7
牛魔王：我真的明白。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgyQyawjcb
悟空：我真的也明白。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjtFgeV7On
牛魔王：明白萬歲！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB2xhBrqMe
悟空：明白萬歲！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgBuR4f0b6
（兩人淚流擁抱）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiPbyCKoVz
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP72aEfnDE
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDO4HOvQLL
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGK6PByN5V
牛魔王：保重。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cbyPOWIBq
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pxLmUtDbB
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOb79Ud1F3
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZfuYlmLuc
牛魔王：猴兄……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC35oreu6S
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWYh52as5o
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIDSgGiKLY
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGmn5UUpe7
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjAV7frF8R
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMyBzdpaoZ
牛魔王：我放不下心。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDXxMp03N1
悟空：你想怎樣？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWymtRLgokA
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4DFYAyOfu
（咚！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s5ZkDMRqt
（啊！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY1aIKEdmk
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKXBpYBeXP
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeEMEY77jw
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHtIB2Toz9
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbVBRZYHu6
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4T0tLaYUu
牛魔王：這就是我的……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaA1TwTCd3
（咚！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBr5C3GQs3
（啊！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RbFafcM6z
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1xO0P5jzJ
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL8fRrnyZd
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUsV3mqRIH
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3AEUZ6ubF
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQowsiplRtz
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSitidJFIt
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysvQa2bT6U
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mCiESvCrd
悟空：哇！這麽多？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNgMjwIaS1
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnplftNjXl
悟空：你還要打？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5wWWpmbJa
牛魔王：我認輸。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCWNwb20hZ
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5Teta227d
牛魔王：等等。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcNXmqFBRn
悟空：還有何事？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWQMCcLXYz
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu4ZD19hHy
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3rdWUKbvy
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr2QjGrLrL
我擺平。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0Du0e4yhx
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp8qC4H0EW
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLMhd2J23e
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5YTYEzMod
悟空：擺平。牛……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3mIdiOwbC
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI51Tmq18w7
悟空：死豬。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt49n6SpF0N
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tUfPFAvL9
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9vjToQBUx
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow5NoTinln
悟空：我剛看到。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaflXZn4Si9
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP7vXqLDBZ
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATlq63vD3R
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6omYDanXry
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6Cbn9bTkc
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0eWVEM9Yi
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxVYCWraEM
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpQtMM5Dbw
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCqGBD6Lc1
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYPMTnBAXv
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfLUKI3aD8
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp739IHWY7
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx7ce1xPfY
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvFXsCyxbs
悟空：忠臣！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoButoi60d
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MUWyy0UIu
悟空：你沒兵器吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbKPRMdf67
通背猿猴：我有。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpYAOWAH8g
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cucL13wLh
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XlwmCvtWS
悟空：這是那般兵器？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwJQ0kVKeS
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4EQ3v012N
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXMNlbKgwM
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswyRkkvZTc
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb96gr928G
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpv228MDDF
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKDdRzFtDU
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEqKzb3fE5
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol84wUid8K
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrh9FbRXOe
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZOS5vfHpg
牛魔王：龍宮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡems3zv9S61
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL6VA5heb3
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB2uaPCkUl
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyNHnzgmhi
不是夢話。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrdVfLAHfQ
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrgfHT2MuO
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISPjHvPXxa
悟空：你的都是大型武器。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSnXsErWv5
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrxtslvBQW
悟空：賊牛！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PFTX60NTe
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9iidL4ynU
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnzIBst8Q9
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN9lUDoXy4
通背猿猴：我也信！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuEqOP9a5h
悟空：本大王去也！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gVcKlNVdO
（一陣雲煙消失了）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nIu4nWoTp
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TbpDSl0nx
（一會兒）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXurvFOUlc
悟空：本大王來也！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETTYSbOWxv
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHcUXJQzNv
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nMWriflDk
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZstz1yF5RU
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1HdI7c61d
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQyDgtHQbN
牛魔王：東海龍宮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIl3OAXCOq
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