师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU8Ou6DjHX
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLtquDzb6B
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HK1DcEvgZ
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ozM5wUnl5
悟空：是。师父。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7p5plubBR
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqWB3W34TZ
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ilJSimeAA
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuty624vyCt
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BL7NH4BPg
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69PQIroyV4
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd4RI1hjRL
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfVXDsG9NN
家丁：你会降妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy2HWajKI5
悟空：是滴。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLTpfPgnum
家丁：有没有降妖证？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F49KJPGzL
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9mMAfoSVb
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG0kUaCLkx
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Hx1CvQiy
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1E7xjSGIT
悟空：我有证人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3AVnGpie5
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhaEcpcHxY
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk8P8Tcpnb
家丁：他真的能降妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR6lptllX8
唐僧：能，我是证人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tm9s3a5Oq
悟空：目击证人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeLHEzBl94
唐僧：我是目击证人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRtLtjJcoG
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNgGjUULT7
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaEgPIgB5U
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhX3YvGRgp
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdojRzwX6t
家丁：哦。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfVJebEjxy
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLvIV4eS1B
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3wvC3n9cu
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn7wDkz24C
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSieormYGVx
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvU5ZN0QLX
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwIIt2k8MZ
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxjcaSIayq
高太公：2位是降妖的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQzjoTOysR
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H17fcyhwN
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYybFLHAX24
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP71OZ1DTG
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeAm1F6o9Z
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4pqhPpWsN
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEzpuWJ8y2
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWYms6cBNg
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0Hh3te2i9
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuZPLoCQHy
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ9lCLYB6D
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqTHAu0d4e
悟空：牛妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJK9WkGTAM
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGRm0xfWYJ
悟空：猪妖？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9mwK7SFGC
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFy9kfDnJj
悟空：不喝汤？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e63ADsyzt
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB5wm0hP67
悟空：配什么菜？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzFWsvIJbF
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAWhQKykAL
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDm0XYaCQM
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJkJHxaWcX
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwdPGzBWaH
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoE8rNEBml
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhz6ZX7MsOH
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7YAhESTG3
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9RJW8vN8J
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M4Np8PAdi
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc94JL7GuY
悟空：猪啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlWuRNs6PC
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEtPhmHjul
妖怪也呕吐不止。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFhlRJeDAJ
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I0PE2P47z
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo05gfkyiV
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS6tklQnJ1
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHutWi5tXdA
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tPWXCXiGV
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOwWv3pWei
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt9El8x5VG
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRgw4mIqrl
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHHMsjUjJZ
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA0yUkpm5b
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uPzSyQ76v
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM6kPwVEOr
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjtHzJCxVv
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCchMicd0xq
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR03ZfSzpGC
悟空：我就是！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwOwDhXqg3
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HZ9YPbz7n
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjsytDlrfN
妖怪：我闪！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFS25m6NO3
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplSjrmhmFa
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihedZtexSn
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt9vKh1Hwu
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmPNpSBziU
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaA6d9dFhT
悟空：出来！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvEhXCIOWN
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4B3Mq5WOh
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin4PAIP2ql
悟空：我以为你睡了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIltMOm9Ra
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb09A7NLZnG
悟空：时间太长。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIoa1BvdHi
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXldvwhcmsc
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6REOh7c3u
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmJGVBNSkS
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXUlaB2jH3
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwWofa81Z2
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuWav5liq0
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTozoYLWy9A
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri9Ato7hs0
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG7CXk9Ygy
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAm6SP18jR
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lMmQg78y0
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNrLa6VeVi
猪妖：真的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDfYF3YVHq
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPHDLkANmk
猪妖：吃我一钯！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuP50jfyWv
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxPTGoML2K
猪妖：打空了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSLDjlW88g
悟空：没。是你没打动。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ8oZYB9PX
猪妖：你的头好硬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRELUSGufD
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW4AF6OPc5
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRB8afzRzu
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDaQpr3W8n
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pKL2mZdAE
悟空：欢迎光临。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpiAf6dAJf
猪妖：我要睡了。88！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IBytguRxE
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CLPZl18ON
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS1PNTtoYL
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFCdBycShn
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVV7lbVr2i
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9lUnrC8tZ
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmROGKG7Qpj
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUUCV94EGM
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZyvKqhQOd
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs19UyDeIZP
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfT9Ws6jp3
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9OuxvCc25
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Gjo429CPX
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLa43PKEW8
2人拥抱，流泪。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DelnOh65d
悟空：我带你见师父。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpCYNsn6uc
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8zsoCqMkA
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAlHvXACXb
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyNJpUQ9aV
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTcZdJ0iRL
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRjtLVuaca
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU912su5x3
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTlBYMp4KB
猪妖：师父！师父！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipWWeAto2A
唐僧：你叫我师父？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRXWT34zVx
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNeDUrccgD
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb7JHiMwoO
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQgKd75ElK
八戒：我是猪八戒……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBnHbynXIa
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKRhga0YZp
八戒和悟空边说边表演。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ1Uk75EoG
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuUhjJIZB3
八戒：不要！不要！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsSMrTH1eZ
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0gZ1hL7y3
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq0C0qEGM5
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgqYd8uRM5
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQNlV85Txp
八戒：我也不知道。5+3＝8，我就叫八戒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV3yV9Bv3O
一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP0gU6GUdb
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