（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx9kHMWLhp
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjCbxHwn6w
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHQYuDqCgS
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JVu45QbQM
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi12YrT8foQ
閻王：孫悟空！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LW5eMcxNE
悟空：我是。你哪位？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ0N1SnfDC
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn6Xfr0gGc
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9xgxdA34S
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5MLH6TF33
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAvuHO4IGi
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBZRiUCGb8
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkAnAq7UyA
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgBaJlMynN
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLLiuqKksK
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhYFsQDPed
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacCL8mtqAs
閻王：我是閻王！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKjIFPluCB
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QqeEUsuyD
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxofGfy1WAa
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczF5kxlcud
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQrBxvRkOp
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsud8fRQrO
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavv37C3IOR
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvd6T4LGyb
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd9a1tQOZ2
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4rHefQIG0
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUXqNIWRjp
閻王：謝了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI1XYpqyvQ
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZptFnc0iZ
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk87BfCHSus
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyZSKbRKpa
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0FsEuEZTj
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb2nxfM3GN
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCtZPF9yal
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJtJlmEoPv
悟空：這是幹什麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYxSotlEYs
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eXYQ4nf8c
悟空：是吧？那我套了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAESBIofT9
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t9o47jkcl
悟空：這又是幹什麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOQLFOkokn
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILw6Xc7IFt
悟空：好！你套，你套。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxW2ixoiuA
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuOq6hXhO5
悟空：這又是幹什麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii8Q2cfbZo
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AJz3oT2yn
悟空：哦。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8minw1MAbU
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtmS3LMo3o
閻王：哈哈哈哈！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmHcvYgEX6
悟空：哈哈哈哈！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LhdVzCwbl
閻王：你笑什麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNJjxsJD0p
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcy02FiyL9
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT6TWRpe0K
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEGwMBoV2D
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuXK3T3AsL
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fCU0aydEW
悟空：什麽意思？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1K0QrKnPH
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MzvmAVPid
悟空：我活到300歲就死？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn4p7HlYfT
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr5iyfhnYq
悟空：誰寫的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh9JxZ1HtN
閻王：我寫的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthCNjwNxKj
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcQcKn0S0L
閻王：不改！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNff4LRbNp
悟空：我改。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSys9G1d9Df
閻王：有本事你來改。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGps4QnUhDt
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowtybhC6TU
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6Eox97Jyt
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcMcUrBiSx
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU9wSxxgIX
閻王：來人！快快拿下！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0l8KAOvkj
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQQ2juoVRz
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQHPjXC5q8
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIM8UN9Jf9
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu8zfr39Wo
閻王：啊漆！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rDEBwB9wu
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXcCm7BjqD
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlkljFNZV9
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6KNku0Nu0
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHsgZbHCGP
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoLlzeTuuz
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJqsQ5h7XV
（又在後面加了一個0）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGitE6PveD
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoCSVW6lUa
（又開始加0加0……）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMHCvAUEMl
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPe4yxxxio
悟空：來人，續紙！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyy12E1tMd
閻王：給。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrsW5QZkVi
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq0aFvNRS9
悟空：來人，續紙！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK54v6sjG5f
閻王：給。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C29PjsafJ
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1bGJv1Dze
悟空：你有沒有火機？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr2Y6WWV9z
閻王：要火機幹嗎？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasxhtT7JFP
悟空：燒掉這張紙。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIY1p7OSIq
閻王：啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18HEw7PFOd
悟空：火機伺候。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO87USZDJ7
閻王：沒有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCOE60CscP
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT93i7xez38
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSn4d1bJcT
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAQbvJCm1f
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfO8cBddYY
（哄！紙燒了）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPMG42VD9b
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzguU1FYul
悟空：還有紙嘛？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwBGwycLH0
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExhly1tzac
悟空：還有沒有紙？！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18LCM0vjcq
閻王：有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThcjRjfzi3
悟空：全部拿來。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs18ROhmU7M
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz4giAcAY8
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WW5X4jj8D
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfvYwVbHb1
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPTTfl58G0
閻王：我不寫了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1muDT9Hb1
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmEjQVTtfj
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEUUIaiTQX
（哄哄大火燒起！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cQBTvpdnw
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOllzDK6qs
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2Az2fqAnu
閻王：額。。。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXDH2iF4TA
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMozCoYJlR
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