(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)41Please respect copyright.PENANA4FjKyExsQi
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)41Please respect copyright.PENANAbC6pStrcCX
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?41Please respect copyright.PENANAacVxjwgllc
(猶豫不決)41Please respect copyright.PENANALzx3No2kBK
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。41Please respect copyright.PENANAQfLklvVXQZ
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)41Please respect copyright.PENANAJsIYYcoNxF
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)41Please respect copyright.PENANA8lKflywyLA
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAs9CYNKqx5g
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJz318nQzW7
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)41Please respect copyright.PENANAUJXA1fRg4k
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgojIcm5vvZ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsxPxiga6xv
(路人甲下山走了)41Please respect copyright.PENANA9A2HfpjNQ2
猴王:失敗。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvNztZ9iv9H
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)41Please respect copyright.PENANA234oa8C41M
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。41Please respect copyright.PENANAoLpE78Sb4l
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。41Please respect copyright.PENANA14WMQYTtkh
(路人乙下山走了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAfBRGrryRTl
猴王:失敗。41Please respect copyright.PENANAnkVHbUNtgf
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)41Please respect copyright.PENANARXmu2Z5Iuc
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKK6tvChu3p
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……41Please respect copyright.PENANA1uToLAILEy
猴王:你是路人丙?41Please respect copyright.PENANABHYmtaXUgb
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。41Please respect copyright.PENANAB3MhveagtH
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?41Please respect copyright.PENANAiPGZhGOCSb
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3e7LZZDTUE
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcWFsEtxsWn
樵夫:什嘛?41Please respect copyright.PENANAq1TBrLs5pD
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。41Please respect copyright.PENANAUuuWL32ybB
樵夫:沒聽明白。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKw2ymewBul
猴王:那就最好不過了。41Please respect copyright.PENANA7IpAakjG9f
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEFqdnHK9IM
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAgI3peobmIG
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcxQUUe101B
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。41Please respect copyright.PENANAI5HEqqdyzW
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?41Please respect copyright.PENANAuZbBiJ8o13
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcrq1vGh2lP
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!41Please respect copyright.PENANAZTHbPIIM26
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAC7KMnwXltv
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4E4rcbLJxA
猴王:哦哦哦。41Please respect copyright.PENANAOKuWVLva05
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!41Please respect copyright.PENANAhTiCGHHep8
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?41Please respect copyright.PENANAYdR6u9GKVR
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。41Please respect copyright.PENANANoO2r43fPU
猴王:這麽容易搞定?41Please respect copyright.PENANA41pM3A8hGO
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)41Please respect copyright.PENANAO0l2RisXX2
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZLWC1SCSeH
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)41Please respect copyright.PENANA3FqCVarxZP
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?41Please respect copyright.PENANARLkyqhqD03
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAHbuAUdcJqO
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。41Please respect copyright.PENANATbpjszAGCE
(進門一看,又是一道門)41Please respect copyright.PENANAmkNFUMvmQl
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAq5dBT32uiB
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)41Please respect copyright.PENANAoZMYFCbDIT
猴王:又是自動門。我進!41Please respect copyright.PENANADa9Lgr87R0
(咚!……哎呀!)41Please respect copyright.PENANAxoER1rg9C2
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)41Please respect copyright.PENANAGOzNLWeWqs
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!41Please respect copyright.PENANA5uiO0cc5aX
(門內,走出一位仙童)41Please respect copyright.PENANA5jTJ2VhF7J
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?41Please respect copyright.PENANAbd7wvweCjY
猴王(一舉右手):我!41Please respect copyright.PENANA23ZXY9CCp5
仙童:你哪位?41Please respect copyright.PENANA9aeikoRSC7
猴王:我來拜師學道。41Please respect copyright.PENANAmN5jBAXh48
仙童:哦,請進。41Please respect copyright.PENANATaJz3oEuCS
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANARohZeZo7xZ
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。41Please respect copyright.PENANAn4PccW8mSS
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?41Please respect copyright.PENANAsFP8VhtHXQ
仙童:防盜門。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdeHlX7vfgl
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?41Please respect copyright.PENANANjucUEm7zF
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiJJEAw4mlT
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAIcnJpSSS7S
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcmVTNQgTnW
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。41Please respect copyright.PENANAQeHUrmKFX2
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)41Please respect copyright.PENANAn7yiYqEjvj
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAgthEtDTBdW
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)41Please respect copyright.PENANAytRSaGUt3x
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)41Please respect copyright.PENANAnp8CtHAkUz
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAws11Q0bqGV
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。41Please respect copyright.PENANAq2wWGNw8wU
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEh8caUInY6
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?41Please respect copyright.PENANArKTfHLzTpW
猴王:姓名?沒有。41Please respect copyright.PENANAb2uKfz3sqG
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?41Please respect copyright.PENANAZSTcHgHoUq
猴王:啊!這個還要問?41Please respect copyright.PENANA8WHSiFpJEP
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAVEnXg8RYfw
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。41Please respect copyright.PENANAYLLOyqgyqg
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?41Please respect copyright.PENANABcrTmBQWx8
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。41Please respect copyright.PENANAjPOF7A7qOn
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!41Please respect copyright.PENANAwdVr1OT7s7
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsVuJDbRGOR
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANASVPkAAPlNE
猴王:是,師父。41Please respect copyright.PENANA8LUR2SnJ0c
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。41Please respect copyright.PENANA5wlpbeGKrC
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAGBn7BoYhGi
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。41Please respect copyright.PENANAUTFpIBet2y
仙童:跟我走吧。41Please respect copyright.PENANAbPj3ivQG4n
(猴王原地一動不動)41Please respect copyright.PENANAEElekpOn8i
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!41Please respect copyright.PENANAbkUvPbSYtj
(猴王還是原地一動不動)41Please respect copyright.PENANAUh1OBMwBgN
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANARtDlZQYksT
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?41Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2BTEKJJIa
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAgOK4ihbBck
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。41Please respect copyright.PENANA9weHEGFBvv
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!41Please respect copyright.PENANA28zOW028M3
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。41Please respect copyright.PENANANMX34tKhXl
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!41Please respect copyright.PENANA9eLQ6GXbu7
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAvGzx7CLh4N
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!41Please respect copyright.PENANAH3Ni7CEkbp
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?41Please respect copyright.PENANAR0ESxLqlwR
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。41Please respect copyright.PENANAi14Y56ItsM
悟空:謝師父取名。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhqahr0HBGy
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)41Please respect copyright.PENANACPM80jlkTB
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