师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjOw4CyRqc
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA00UV0jD4p
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j05WxQLPf
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAB5Kr7pyv
悟空：是。师父。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASCmmogRGf
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3jHFGZ1Jx
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTXQ1eKD4X
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoBY5ExFxJ
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiISI0SAnC
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmRoQJ4laZ
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibtI7kY3qk
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PdyAD5OOv
家丁：你会降妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1I9DBrTpY
悟空：是滴。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljnefm8vTH
家丁：有没有降妖证？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3KisjJOjK
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g0TAuxTt3
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwT0ddWi4u
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVh3Uk0XfS
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmKMTLQgi2
悟空：我有证人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9absReSkV
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7os0uqtWPP
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hIfLdhUQi
家丁：他真的能降妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLdyWs6Tvg
唐僧：能，我是证人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaxZfXafsD
悟空：目击证人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D41jWxxUG
唐僧：我是目击证人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnybmJifHPB
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5FSa5jVfT
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7juUcvacAp
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KX56QpoKp
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOouYyIOkUL
家丁：哦。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTqZTTRxcl
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJD3Lv34NG
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEeARCIAEa
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjyw5yIsXm
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H8rMra64C
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EaVka8Klk
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1jrOB9Ntm
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTHMAQOaGE
高太公：2位是降妖的？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1jFZhq23t
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8nYuGRrdY
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bVKVMgFY8
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWxpW84Eud
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HV00pjNwR
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBULBLKIb7s
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrZ8D07f3t
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX3yL796nC
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQFDesGbXf
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8AOy3RhNr
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUyQDT5kV7
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJagSfs8Iz
悟空：牛妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTn8agZvuS
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Y506sqeL
悟空：猪妖？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFam8oit5G
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMtp3wu0aM
悟空：不喝汤？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V0E4eGnVK
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr5PyMu4YH
悟空：配什么菜？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0u1gSkTaE
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8qiN4NEoB
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGGKr8xyDQ
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz62LciJy2Y
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PBdLUqfJG
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZBZY3hrqx
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiufsi1Oy3Q
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQiLgJoTSU
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw93WVHNi4
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTemRbM9KhR
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A6RH92ca3
悟空：猪啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsm4v9MSQS
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdAAH6vRG7
妖怪也呕吐不止。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlAUd5BXHJ
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9EJqT0rkg
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoouh7NuDg
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwwdQgWRwC
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZpHcYz6FK
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSuqqPWB8F
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mel2z35we
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer4wty5HY4
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWElcQOgwV
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSfM4I4o9A
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2D6Q5wy7I
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCDaUM4k2j
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFv6orytQT
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ZDaxuyN4
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxx2kwf8HN
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDutZsn7er5
悟空：我就是！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxfGvlqJOK
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW0JlkrDUT
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHLrHku7lU
妖怪：我闪！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVPlHvWMuY
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHtGenu18G
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZssopD0z4p
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oVmTaWvf1
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW6xNQKQzh
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLXCbxhj1F
悟空：出来！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W9XICswpi
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Jdxsp63YR
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3amVEdhxW
悟空：我以为你睡了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUEKkbAq9Y
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXTIP8qMkk
悟空：时间太长。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOh4Mkj1Bi
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7TVVt2umh
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4a2MawCD1
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjYp4XXTwv
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWenai2jFZ
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGgAtCRB0E
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyTJwJ7Xwu
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGujLiUH4v
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHKU24ylvt
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbRCFMPUqf
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzw1SeEGhk
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ12H9zKMgd
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Nc6JUwvv
猪妖：真的？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaawZFWI2E
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaX1I2ew8t
猪妖：吃我一钯！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfH40nwMfv
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS38NwxydEC
猪妖：打空了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQa75Bxakb
悟空：没。是你没打动。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Mf4kIvVUF
猪妖：你的头好硬！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqUq4IHbEt
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowFkCtURUn
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLqNGH079t
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcl3XG6VQk
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8bsQTBH0D
悟空：欢迎光临。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI56aofZxI
猪妖：我要睡了。88！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bxBzP2Xbe
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRgFqM5dw5
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bYjZ2SW2T
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa10bMqVRKn
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnWjwlUgAs
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7KTB5ixaK
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMRSgIeOHf
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzFQpb0vUj
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYZOiT7Mhw
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgloaTbIoM
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX1SbV0691
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCV5vg1U6d
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYGLriz6qR
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X4rwfseMT
2人拥抱，流泪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JF0uP1HdW
悟空：我带你见师父。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4K8J5SQDr
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8nV04BDNH
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jpEs4Kzaw
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm9s59E4xU
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlwCr8lhOH
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LWaawkNOn
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMIiSzlTg9
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzyR7bS6A7
猪妖：师父！师父！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpUH5cKSzU
唐僧：你叫我师父？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXxeE3Uiom
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfClppaw1F
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFsn0HYksk
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyfyamn9Ud
八戒：我是猪八戒……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9snJ5CSAoH
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnGaGbPIVI
八戒和悟空边说边表演。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiIEMTfKOB
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7GQrCfI5v
八戒：不要！不要！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwgPExL9HS
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwozdAruZHn
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eUKtI9SOy
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Ag4AC9tk
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGJjocg8Xy
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一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtLVzgPMWw
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