師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2wTjZbTac
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc2eUlAstD
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo0shMNNR5
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKVtawMEv3
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjfkkOU6rh
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqmMo3hEcq
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7tovl1wva
唐僧：不定期舉行。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIdbKJuEHp
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL90q4MrL9X
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0e9s2HCQl
殿內，有一個和尚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBL8zehymg
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWLtLtobvb
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouim1KjCWG
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyamcHf0P8
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQipWpj2Rtw
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt52ELjsUGb
和尚：拜吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pGyJkcSwo
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJt9Io4XyF
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p6FO2UZzy
悟空：這塑像是金子的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTytZt2MIM
唐僧：是啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kjTV2nj0g
悟空上下左右看著塑像。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIInqOvgmC
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jkx7oHx6B
唐僧：我也發現了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rFYGBf4vT
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6jUOpG4em
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKxlMH20Vs
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLsmnuxoHH
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4I6HaR61v
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHnjzsqx4D
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOUmD2axgj
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQaUlQxH2C
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHOEOeJWCc
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzWovsDnBa
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW7HIkg7Pw
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Jyqz0oayI
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS6p5opbpF
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKMl16jt5Z
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV97Q6yNlW
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7XhA53OHR
眾僧：胖很多。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQZ4UM6F9W
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MZyn8XkUO
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc04LbWYh0m
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJLAjfi9Jk
悟空：收工。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGST3LHJJd
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSZqTcsHbk
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAghEtmDgbm
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO2Efiiur3
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTBkQir62O
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmRBDyy2dZ
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymQunwjV2E
院主：給你當工錢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKFD30KWQ5
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2gYUf5G21
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiQfNmC9Rc
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKkUXbEFux
晚飯進行中。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR7vU7T5Bh
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlYrZMonAn
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVtqdO9BP0
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ712qEtI8rK
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwq5157nLR
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPWr5VKh8o
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslmwQoVC5h
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc4377TeEO
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJnOAD5vMM
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSnAuz7fZ9
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuvUBqmQNe
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGO0R0qRJm
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuZKW4Ct5H
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuSu9cvrEl
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDMWqxHyzf
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGDLNPR60A
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS15SaVQpu
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Rr6bixBMk
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkZJumRfey
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ew7tsSOQS
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NesB45RTJ
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtLgf3wa06
悟空：師父，沒發現。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFTPFqUpeR
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Iy5CxjnC
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjtSCTH8SW
院主：我聞到香水味兒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr7jjNXbrd
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsu6ihnHpV
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtk2ZlyVaq
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nCOfKywma
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZhOTgjzQf
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvzv5fbsUn
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64h7CDIc70
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgNxhu8cp7
悟空：了解。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GD14kCui2
院主：明天你們就西去？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCpCJtZzfV
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3bc3nsjJE
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYWUveUPog
唐僧：院主的意思是……？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxOPgBmqgV
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1pux8KaBv
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYerBKcNYPc
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCvnYSSmUy
唐僧：好吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8jQrxUPjH
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4toUNIYZpT
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO3b1WZl01
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCnb86qvP1
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLzjcsvxkR
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2dvvwa4Y4
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ516Lroe1x6
近離才看清事物的視力。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7axYt0Epe
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWVmvbwqhs
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B602fBTtu
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGNZ0mGbVR
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpYNjZvp9m
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsBwaBN45S
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIepS2AKUf
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC17WKp1SW
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Bx7U9f39Y
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8lAnPZLQO
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyZOhOuK1t
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWcMqqowDt
唐僧：停！噪音太大。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJQgEebdcK
悟空：我打慢一點。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlvCcoXmgH
開始慢動作打蚊子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh0JhKfnwj
唐僧：沒風了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoA6vabnBx
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO5dalfoR1
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyoTVGiBJE
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwPUp4t0md
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FgDrEzbNu
悟空：天上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNf0T0ssQz
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhn0EqMBw2
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXDfS2nbkL
南天門外，有數名天將把守。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihte3Mx24p
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pQuL39Nov
悟空：我……你們不認識？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRIYtq7Ix7
天將：不認識！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8Orxa1n3A
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfUfrdfEUh
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKOauqKr1H
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZLx79VdLT
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtewJ2J7Uzb
悟空：消息準確？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iC9IcTkOk
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHUr3U8vFh
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8atu2qyi6
悟空：天王。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ4yuynPTB
天王：大聖，有什麽事？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6MJuXIJJc
悟空：你認識我？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm8eAheXId
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4VpqKg1Rc
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ9o2aoOGT
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILCYfdufYT
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSdwVb1rpX
天王：我還用呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgVIcNIwtX
悟空：我只借一晚上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmZjlgjSgd
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw2Q1KA1lZ
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC0tvWqLov
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X45G7Tyml
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOF0Y9LLKc
天王：為什麽借給他？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaXRR6Az5v
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDxO69BRH0
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvDFfefVsK
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaRMDRg3N9
天王：借你可以。但要收費。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8rj3EIhRo
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC5BB6ImsZ
天王：我租借。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH74o1BJdq
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTMCYSSwPX
天王：是。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUld78BEsZp
悟空：開價。我趕時間。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmopdV0Jgaj
天王：一晚100兩。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIRWXvY6EU
悟空：天將也是這個價？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfZlraufsr
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP0DlJ54kV
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphOxxfwzcD
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o2PT0NErl
悟空：好高的過夜費。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxEz2OuhjY
天王：是租借費。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX1XTzMC1V
悟空：成交。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkr2Y0ukbl
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCidkAjMQ3I
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm91dNuVhGy
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RYusYzc4J
第二天。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMnnDnfMdC
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL80qmneuh
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DjhaOGn0H
唐僧：這怎麽回事？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdQmY1gSZX
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIsT61k3XK
出現幾個和尚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0IaZsB7QA
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckEiWQF8zu
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeddkt4uzd
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmGx2XR8xN
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDW8wRtnpC
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwQW4ebHkB
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt57fXU044
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYeVjABTmM
一個和尚跑來：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJdGltJjIT
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcPm5FgkaC
眾人來到老院主的屋子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUpj52nr7d
眾和尚：師祖！55555……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PgRQqO2ar
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVP7yyFR27
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5P7wZ1GO5
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlyDEdl8Dq
眾和尚：我們找證據。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQf8YNlyuf
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELroeDXnYn
和尚：證據找到！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SqbBCwCbo
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7lgZsZYZq
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46FD5dlNks
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoH8dV7Sb0
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGbc3B4dYd
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gjn6xXeAJ
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWekacsk5un
眾人屋內開找袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4IIU1pwqY
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TKRL1CrMK
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtTu3TUns2
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDcytT9POC
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yphQ7FH4r
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWQ1yDMG30
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3dbZsKfWm
唐僧：在。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS6r6KKb13
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKwUbD3MHK
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pEkcFP1P0
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhz8fWzkYa
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgjUJW3xMn
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR4axmk3ga
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVG6LjxBCd
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS5VqXVZhc
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PI92TBzJI
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaPHWPaCxc
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsIrLDwFYs
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsHTUQEpRD
黑熊怪不停的打哈。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYddavvQoM
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6U0gLg4AP
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3VnPC44Ex
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWXGRSpqp7
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqwvFHQWkd
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg9bnyjfQY
悟空：還我袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnqE6cJB6U
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y40k5liHJ
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ946upcWy5y
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1LzT082KI
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvlbRXN3AN
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqkYtMqG59
黑熊怪：我能披上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq7EsVIt2s
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNGvlXHBbu
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPexn5pKWDG
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJglEPJDQI0
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW490VPNvi
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP5qAb6Eqf
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuIMrdxyl8
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9o4N9k0x0
眾小妖：沒聽說過。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKAGuHsrDe
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5g656aI2m
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZFncFBgsW
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I3CimJLil
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8vJU8TxF6
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyDlA2ICQY
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPUg5HgJb2
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay791hhBxI
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR220Hk6kn
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExtM4rrUYQ
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gZUszez7i
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xxpHhwBmM
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ127QJviW
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKU0yDK4uY
孫悟空返回觀音院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkYcjNOi6D
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFzFNISfuo
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOWzhhy3Hm
唐僧：你沒拿回來？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECXN1doRuN
悟空：妖怪不給我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxXiI1VsQW
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaqGT3NcKo
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAqYAgTHXb
唐僧：我們也吃飯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ472ykpspeF
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujUxXOelm9
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf78eAYEPC9
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nG1uBzW7v
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFWgPz7JIq
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgwMxf55a0
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIVYxaU7jl
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pCPd9TTZg
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo40G8LSrKW
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6RK4Tejrb
悟空：還我袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CKFlmLdir
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PGuA75aXd
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblTIEA5V7E
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAoOLajpin
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkLoTAyiAY
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdubfeacIm
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOk4dtbzo8
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALtNUtDKfM
孫悟空又返回觀音院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFTsKkkxpH
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP3Q4y4gZJ
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvI4xASOdV
唐僧：額。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3ebNRZshQ
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUhE4YPR9K
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlEsyS0mkV
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTqKXLX2nt
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw0DFiBLPN
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl3inHpkAC
孫悟空又返回觀音院。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsI4eb1PoV
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIiibf6kJK
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFX4nKQepN
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8KQwr6rSm
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP26z0h10zx
嗖——！觀音出現。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZtPtAlISH
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXnyJNERuL
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhX7ySqdN
觀音：我路過聽到。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wq9Xjmi4D
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshH7sR81vq
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB3YvDX0cM
黑風山。黑風洞。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniRkZNrHPX
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0khDgMmVh
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y2h29Weor
小妖：誰啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF7rGckNzk
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXInOisB202
小妖向洞內報告。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T3BBWhXeS
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcWMNLO25j
黑熊怪：快請！快請！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMK5fIV67R
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VyCV6zKV8
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ua31FKfhA
黑熊怪：是滴。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabxp2CS1AD
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD5cFYrp4L
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhtLyPt7Zh
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5EuCK6r52
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsZtfuYRyU
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cgMaFVL5j
黑熊怪：我吃！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYCRDtwhQj
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3UGjMamNE
仙丹是孫悟空所變。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40NgA4XPy6
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIgJc17YjZ
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9INWwB3Rv
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREcOgZyPC8
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnLUwkpehm
靈虛仙子變回觀音。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcakSibKjU
觀音：交不交？快點。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHc7H1SMmf
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1q0i4f86g
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEy1iWNvfm
黑熊怪交出袈裟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdPafpfsC2
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJb13O8xpU
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLARuhBTRP
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtePulHB7d
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO1LTxdx6z
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM9gpm2Vmm
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnf60A48QJ
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCgyMy9jUe
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPKdVt81C2
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTRytbYv8t
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hvtzYiDrM
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