500年後……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1pkb092Rc
唐朝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9KUYkwbbT
長安城。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCn5hRO2Js
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyygOtc4w3
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ1E5eqdYr
路人：袈裟賣多少？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5X9e0NHoR
觀音：一萬兩。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMWLayeI3e
路人：拐杖賣多少？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScr9pZJR0A
觀音：一萬兩。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWdaTffFFz
路人：太貴。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbRtj79kOI
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dSpYAci5D
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeFgwSqaXr
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv762Pa0HNH
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCIlaYyCHB
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaUxvrmV9U
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HtLv3m6jW
觀音：移動性好呀。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bH9sfyqjf
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt0CcZigad
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlWza0cJdP
唐王：我買夜明珠。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ba9n54KEY
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdRzYRggcv
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC6qYqztme
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8p28hmaUJ
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92ODAnRoam
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm2dIOatsR
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO4rIPDGAe
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS4tFHTeYr
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfwBPZ7b9F
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuKWQAkfyc
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjucMFVthzi
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF15BgcLBY
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRo8myu84j
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJa4Kzpul3
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUxjf7a1zW
觀音：講經？講什麽經？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpddLFzwx2R
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CmyMc1h7k
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAAO0EbaAu
寺內，人山人海。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DRrcoxeJ9
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWYlR1Fi1b
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGvMMzVfip
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVVrrsxKDh
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbooq92iqXu
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH9bknpjAD
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKven7irYZc
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhhMvpWLp1
眾人：啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuF4Afd3mT
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwzKnTnMas
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68f6yVM37K
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok1pDhSQpN
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtR4fgYtRm
觀音一腳踢飛某人。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFxWSmUmkg
觀音：流氓！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh3HFb2TmV
唐王：來人，打30大板！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgMjEJQouR
某人被官差現場爆打。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy04R0tC9Mp
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbo6Uqn9rv
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlU96MeDDC
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb9BNUHp3K
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu7XkCDXG9
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZMyFThTIs
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2GHDihnga
唐王：在西天的天竺國？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyK7rVfsIK
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lVNWgmBDk
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkNyeMBd4S
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQLBXAr7bI
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zNuJEWfND
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaClqW662Nh
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJinirhpRiU
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGjKXVLPYw
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3L0gRVmZP
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EVLXQFJAw
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oMUib4acK
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWo2mjpOwj
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelkvGmE2Uj
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWgrpRMQWb
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMgwbQmAZa
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSlOmKuwns
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARbSi2EPlS
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF4yIMdcmW
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBobl2D6Tbz
觀音：上路西去吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SETHJB8Ek
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBvFvedEsb
觀音：你怕老鼠？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX0KY0rJmc
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWAzKEQziP
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ2CMpcozP
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl1U1ztAgO
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLeAC2WuxY
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtNVAqrPCH
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PiNlXOVu8
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lxGEalKgT
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1cCr38pdp
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqbxmpqVzo
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Eml0sI6Ph
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