孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlDzMwcmt0
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG58O2L2Ov0
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9CyDl7MxX
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywdTrUZEdo
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1ktNJbfeu
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVjfjsY7uH
悟空：你半年前這麽說。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HYynFtcYu
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYymy6vqbN
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmPAFAbaws
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBLMisuCn3
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1YvA91J6F
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BoVd84du7
悟空：想我想哭了？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R9BBmFtKg
通背猿猴：嗯。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNeze1MbTf
悟空：額。（吐了一口）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysGUYWcHGd
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM9hostCrI
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8LFQtqfih
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxTXGZ7ebe
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v2XVO9zXg
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lOyuvEiAf
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7MLtHVKX4
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZKcDtkQt7
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nmIuD42hc
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbQU19NOME
悟空：我累了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0b4KBLe0z
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGXhDRBWM3
通背猿猴：是醉了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLqUXJEiR3
天宮。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkZxuCauJ9
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBaEZX2yCN
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf49cQYPvO
玉帝：啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR7pY5zRkN
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IEQvdpGP4
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYI7MOSPGF
玉帝：啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R1dPg4CI0
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKINOz1YuA
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA7dftTPri
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Krdd1XLIi
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooJrGebXNq
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sMYJSrmD3
托塔天王：我！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl5umE5wW0
哪咤：我！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSxkddMjJg
巨靈神：我！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiQtb9thiu
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnCIDxWt8q
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xoY69JqUX
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnsv2a97N4
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDSqK1vtJs
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeKK8Oxv8c
托塔天王：一定做到。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzPJHbdGn9
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZocxrf1GK
路上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQCFqd4aTy
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXHAuFBaYw
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N5CohoqXm
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHGPt56YYq
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi07n8zSMy
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjhV91qwns
托塔天王：我看行。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwHA1C6Vhr
巨靈神：我看不行。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoImZ0swFNX
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39aCDMpvjP
巨靈神：我看也行了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpk2RDqVGC
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCNrxYl3KB
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKytMUOGeB2
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLAHMn6ie7
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2GatjWXmD
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0BogdZPdD
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP4TbKbx1m
悟空：群毆？你們3個？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPr5fuDJpN
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoAenebJFn
悟空：總共10萬多3人？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdDVEcZTQk
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6TfQ3yoUE
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF96YDIEpk
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7NCM83tFN
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXa01bkWOn
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy444PISSp
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIr8zq6FDG
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46YVFGRrMB
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NWEsOInKH
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53Wm9lAZxl
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfI5SO77IZ
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF88VwmR9T
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq8IP4xxvu
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClTqPUOgXH
哪咤：陛下！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCd4JiHXMh
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD41EYF1kg8
哪咤：急需增兵。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfubrrBd2F
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUCXhaVTas
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONiakPAfLU
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74eyUYpkXx
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uCRgKzeuz
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB5YhKRKIf
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVf2oqg9DT
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Bga1gekh
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZrEsWccjl
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl23X1xIX8
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtL1BBJCLJ
觀音：我推薦一位。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw3Cp9GiQK
玉帝：直說。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASBxiVwxSs
觀音：二郎神。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsoO7fABmP
玉帝：2——郎神？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMnxZBnzBA
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj09oKf1smP
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9RAFfhSrA
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMG3DasKJ
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhrx0mJV0i
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ6JbKoAyV
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSVQbKBt1C
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT97blNc8LP
哪咤：增兵到。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yfMr1dBka
托塔天王：增兵多少？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLh1983fvl
哪咤：一萬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFagil3ZUFP
托塔天王：在哪？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOzEHuVSNX
二郎神：我。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v2lQjqn12
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqqYiS1E7p
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMn3aBYFFg
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOaSkyeScW
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejzimugxZV
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3ATPYSFOH
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzILRrnhzxb
眾猴：好帥喔！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCBkai3YhT
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVwcBptzn9
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7hfqyr3QS
悟空：同吃，同吃。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKgPJvw6I5
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49DTuYGhWW
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1VASkfJu8
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELw9fvePdy
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi0TmYZRbe
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3hb9yqHbW
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLETfYhtME
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosbhp9YYct
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQJtwZIuAS
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYgDF7ZkEM
悟空：怪怪的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4EN1Q94qY
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnJmurOWpG
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMtMqdwf2A
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEyMgbvtKx
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmK9UoPUdI
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4jZtcKE0J
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDlyyJfWvN
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf03FbTZv6X
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS38msmyLq5
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijn6DyejyB
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o0IJkwyKc
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5qV4w4ZPv
悟空：我有點缺氧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle2i1NdqAf
二郎神：同感。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtEYVRkKyx
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu21M5GMHS
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3cm4UlnQL
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEET4pcdOo
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxuLZJyshn
二郎神：開打。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40eNlLufie
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdNKxSLYwf
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ofVfi5rET
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugMXVhF6h7
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPGMcPs6eK
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNLXvap3Sl
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oNHF6dl48
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkdDAEHmKH
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPyS118bII
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmvY8ogwlM
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQssBORtrU4
悟空：這也算神器？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pEKdmqhMJ
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGaWCvoIZ4
悟空：疼死我了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eOZlEQN7q
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYyHxpFVnl
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS067Ov1Hgy
二郎神：不確定。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPvpPZTnCn
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghDAOvw1CJ
南天門的大門口。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvAkgHRvsM
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdhRGfWkc8
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1fvcqfn9t
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAXjeJUd5z
玉帝：你也養狗？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DTzpvUEE7
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHpZ4ajTLg
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FCHPBtofG
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ucsiBHPF0
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEChiBbnYX
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI9F5LxXoC
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOGIzXdPzs
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8xmCQLaXw
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4Evfyoa5X
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI9H1yxoOh
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSZAY3cRPf
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnZ4D3FXdh
太上老君：啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT3ivQfbFq
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3mDE6GIOn
玉帝：開斬！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUdq3w1rZQ
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN96SyDB9A
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa9PDBv0JB
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOma8PpQBzh
悟空：我死了沒有？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr4LbTEtBy
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqZ8Prtfkz
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RzPYS1oZL
玉帝：咋辦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4kSZ1vmaH
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmfFVz5wYc
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcNsapHAwa
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNwRlJ2bGO
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQOpBpCQFi
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWrUvHK4pU
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgnk2y64Me
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzZy522Xuy
太上老君：想幹嘛？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2ANsI82Jt
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7FrF5tNfM
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBWBQ1KPNl
悟空：需要煉我多久？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GXmP3adBE
太上老君：7749天。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJXw7FABOr
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2wT2NH6jg
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTsbJlQ91H
太上老君：開爐！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12Xc0Ngmbv
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfoCnCakw5
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBn5WaDmnd
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7qptTyI7M
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVluVLNDjb8
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkScsb5Uvin
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAin3eUAKd
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kQ5pPN01x
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm84863cTT
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqItH6aJlgN
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7Jxujk9sg
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO5vBof3Zz
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6jv0b6rKP
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtxNRlNQF3
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD6W7VwU4Q
太上老君：有什麽了不起。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMmRFzE2pJ
突然，老君的衣服起火。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYF2mgtBLl
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr2NYxidVT
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrnumJWv80
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNMFOX3Hnq
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH4kubUDhT
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9YG0jYn4n
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeG8rfGABh
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjAPNnwwgG
眾仙：啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSphmXk8C2
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43JDoSzoyj
剛說完，孫悟空來了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZWGPLDsGI
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqKyP8zaoL
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvIvCcttRT
玉帝：啊！護駕！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrflbOrYW3w
眾仙神護住玉帝。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBHrOygnoE
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwpflecr7s
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PSwsaO1Kq
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJmgsyQ0lZ
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0bvIOp7Ks
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pqe6JMyU1
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2ivhBJyen
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu8ouVg6QP
玉帝：速請西方如來！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0V2xyYlrZ
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYwhFthfAK
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6Aws2ZKCj
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZi7TRM2hW
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHu9XrcS7k
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwv5Vgby0W
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrByh3bIIG
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHsWUHE7gM
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJUhzCH5L6
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mZ0Olvy8T
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr4qZxwCMz
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEqEtOcDHc
悟空：先來一條狗腿。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoXxdv7Uxn
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qjsbXVmaP
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8yml09A6y
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO3lJmtuun
悟空：你還會微雕？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4o4G3RHU1
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7IRd3MCQh
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIbiiXbglp
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaY68Csi6Z
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