孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUzl1Sx4Ao
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37M8URYno8
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OOXbT5QSA
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesRZVwdU9q
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l8vzbRaqi
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFvtzNZ85f
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdNlsIkYdi
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRk8JRqZVr
悟空：是。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgmgBx8N40
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfAB3e3bh5
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxRLNYpZ9F
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNj5vsyVX2
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiTchvWKeo
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlJLMU3tpo
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLPHAjyx41
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsqUrCcyi0
悟空：很需要。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC6n7yBtdV
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQQ7OjX4Gc
悟空：看到了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac6CoK3SDf
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQYMstcKhg
悟空：也看到了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu6ERQQvgL
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJqW2zEnap
悟空：這點不知道。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQrvo7g8Hs
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghU76x6yIh
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3J0MVMcvG
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h3NpOSZ4z
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIj4GoAfWj
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCoDZbEnDg
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYRIT2K3Ev
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR9SfRXvqI
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HQRUhKxJx
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwEZyqR0p2
土地：好耶！我早餓了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADe0rqp3ty
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswhvmWZtgR
悟空：我吃飽了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaofVN0AswV
土地：我早吃飽了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm1pfajb0I
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvOVDLRhTN
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEMdhNiPvx
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxcJg95kih
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFwfJmAmKQ
悟空：打包帶回家。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh1Ck2BXT9
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdbPJLPcB1
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziSuox36Bf
土地：這下變安全了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pNrOQJyZE
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ImxBin3Sr
土地：你我繼續清理。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1AXS6CNmn
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC7LvAsqfg
土地：這樣更安全啦。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXxnNbGNoy
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsKs1nD1IF
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu57JzpuSz
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh3C2GqgNe
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrASryatRp
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwQ6zYJPz1
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhofphBn11s
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnh0cM0S1r
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NL89ck5XA
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqPxlBKChE
仙女：很多人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotQXxv9AJs
悟空：說說。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlipdO09v0
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSGA7YmoDu
悟空：人挺多的。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2F7APjgCV
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgwCsrJA3f
悟空：還有哪位？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfme4tIqSdj
仙女：沒了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6oTGB9Y8e
悟空：人也沒多少。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD8Daijski
仙女：摘桃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92NcpivK36
悟空：怎麽沒請我？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCvS9TXXnR
仙女：座位滿了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kAd7fBlJs
悟空：理解。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdCqbmkzX2
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgroJrgL694
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JAcTImq7v
悟空：怎麽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOXhgSnyMJ
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0jZdSbOLI
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Whjjjz1hN
土地：你不知……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoO9TVhmTu
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z34h5KIRP
悟空在樹上睡著了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswC9CZtffN
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkScizu70X3
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mdsgvWXgk
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y8AYlyDu6
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAKv2r6cr6
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc6sCRPrP9
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbm0qbiT2c
土地：有。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwFbxaxbWg
悟空：你怎麽不早說！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfodJl4RIz
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzslnkFYIv4
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5Wb9cte9H
土地：你去哪？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MEZJQC3fv
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXOOIncyXW
土地：王母沒請你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxiQp8GE2O
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS9RJYzuZI
土地：你說你不去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2P5ibFA8M
悟空：我現在想去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC4hUdiM0Z
土地：小心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyKgHjFiZc
悟空：放心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKicEHGhqz
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3HSNmXCED
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHBlIesCex
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagpxvYytMC
悟空：大仙去哪？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBoVL4ppfL
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWjl7VPvrG
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5q3m8OeHN
赤腳大仙：啥意思？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVtwzR6ZY4
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTCBt6FxNQ
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvU6JriTDn
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN2fnH6kLd
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt41Df8Grt
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tC1otiydr
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wzsCgTgZw
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjZ0ZXDo3V
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2wAD4723v
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9i52w41kH
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0GTPx2YBH
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyGSodsZo1
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GCfsUt5V8
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxfJybOHQk
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl7gCcJ51L
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cyTNGieaF
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfugXPvUWkW
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQDF3fVgZR
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEX3kWQBn9
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB2GQW0xrr
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmQNHLwm7c
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAG3TIK2hc
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