师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBeTcjqdMH
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGzSPZ5abO
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWisfnZZjM
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKF1lrqB3B
悟空：是。师父。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDIh2Tx8M7
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmLHKvpIY2
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCfKF4NN5A
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2Eo2gB6YS
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI832y9M4M
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE0r2UXcL2
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1U38Ip86B
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwH6VVEHkf
家丁：你会降妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8shAJNWBg7
悟空：是滴。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL7THA8LUO
家丁：有没有降妖证？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLPMpnnQXR
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXavdZp8W5
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzBhlXjLKl
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXzBnTJ6Gp
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ737bbrdsFQ
悟空：我有证人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZlSuVk5rO
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnZTk78P3m
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVkK05ShtB
家丁：他真的能降妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho7gdlpfid
唐僧：能，我是证人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWERS3MRs8
悟空：目击证人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvKGEsiZAk
唐僧：我是目击证人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyDaNpxCXB
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8dfKomubo
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD4fJHthdP
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGHsl1SrXy
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fg1NdgrYX
家丁：哦。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEUwd9DVwY
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdsDtaU4Lb
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvfCEqyLok
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsOD49gHfx
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh3DlRB7ZH
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJSgviHoTl
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3bJ5DgZBP
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJJdUEl1QF
高太公：2位是降妖的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTom4E8CDA
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpUPlvyR3m
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciymWT0rgc
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtKnWR4KQH
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3MHXkGOiM
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEK6AWjBVi9
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiouOTJM1o8
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvgi54Nxmd
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8mbN8ss6P
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN0nOo3Qxi
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LSCE1GvTr
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNc9BYrtyO
悟空：牛妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1rb9j3msw
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDnfoN16k3
悟空：猪妖？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlkntmJOGi
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZJT2qNsjG
悟空：不喝汤？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36fNRrCo6h
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEP3hDwuqJ
悟空：配什么菜？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0Ho5R3bE8
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrHvLdWf96
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxx8geA5Xg
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5fHsTSY4y
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK8YMbAbji
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfL7wS6clM
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdZILd0TCo
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlDDCGltl0
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qtZfcZu4o
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAowA2p3C1
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcd0ZyPQWS
悟空：猪啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxKmKD6CHa
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Yd3yAmFA
妖怪也呕吐不止。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrebwhvYQ3
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDGfyoZlAr
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0e1rnCWhA
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LDTHHiaoX
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubdQiGUFdn
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGmBAte0yl
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFsdWNQWd3
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZUBz4Y27T
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFviGIZ9ew
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf41ySU1Jl
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJK6gn25FZ
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK9Nsxsma2
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4v0lmOq84
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn0YA8jVwN
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrHyWSUHV5
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZklYlt05mx
悟空：我就是！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dzgW6KoDu
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQhUTxVFri
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7vE4zm5Nm
妖怪：我闪！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ47DQRdsn
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHilkKGSxhF
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCgWOiq53f
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAiJvEcF41
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRH6MZwylu
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarTC8s27AU
悟空：出来！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzda9cfNJB
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAuA0XRfmL
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrylJw3BISe
悟空：我以为你睡了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfggsQrnmP9
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJpZlwTqWL
悟空：时间太长。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAnionz9aX
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6yKMaNpmk
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASJmqnWD10
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDw111sLBs
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX3k7F10VJ
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUI3OdrLhR
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR4MZA8ITb
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF98shTUi1
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalDVRh8y5h
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOVGlPg1np
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3aS21afnu
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgyXgcnUgI
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri09agenay
猪妖：真的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZVl4zsUOD
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FiLB27Dd1
猪妖：吃我一钯！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLavg67oDq
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxhNLqtSqm
猪妖：打空了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R7VL4dbIa
悟空：没。是你没打动。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bt4dN83Wz
猪妖：你的头好硬！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRXn85utuB
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhTYStbgyU
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXUt7MH708
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA6Lv3ArJ2
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorZ2f0QvKm
悟空：欢迎光临。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUpJtWCZZk
猪妖：我要睡了。88！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mwckljTq4
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeS0BaRq4B
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU18ZtoB3G
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxtZehcbnH
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nL2NtvdG5
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58LQMUKVWA
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oKT1zLroy
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4VuSDWSLy
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv2siuhyY0
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZJUftrtm3
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucW7WlU5Ld
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IMOCa10dt
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAo8M7CjJB
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X0Q8HxvO4
2人拥抱，流泪。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Vy5svHN4
悟空：我带你见师父。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXr0e51Mjr
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflFo0yUaB6
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIE2zGGUpm
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjCWo55Xc9
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfnY1NjIuB
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ627hPCJTeM
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiK87ZKgG9
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlslnxoBhgc
猪妖：师父！师父！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzlpFSj9GD
唐僧：你叫我师父？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7c3TV11aY
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pn5GMU9Cs
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNdnIdyexx
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iTyhlr5JM
八戒：我是猪八戒……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9myBir7Zg
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB2FaotESn
八戒和悟空边说边表演。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHza7JOU8Z
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBOAbCvDT3
八戒：不要！不要！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlZ7Dngueq
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDc4ZEnDoN
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhGvR4Ejnk
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唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EaiY5G6Os
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一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkCc6XMZZc
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