師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AsP8eAl88
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWbFrj3AQ8
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnFZBMOa5o
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6qdbUylgH
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2EZmJr4Y6
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTHBp5XKqK
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDcn34P3TJ
唐僧：不定期舉行。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsq4joSGyV
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LAifgIhMP
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs7XdUFKuP
殿內，有一個和尚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6vAdv1iZk
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLnJgHjIRQ
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqCkoSJuuB
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl1mY90H3n
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLDPGi8zqf
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTfFnBEwEs
和尚：拜吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V4kAQD46m
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5YjcdkEsn
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmmLqCBBtS
悟空：這塑像是金子的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrn8zPFu7R
唐僧：是啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl162uSQXJx
悟空上下左右看著塑像。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOuFLBYjCi
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6rjMiMA33
唐僧：我也發現了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54zG15SV4N
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskUXoHmFt9
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKjIG2U4gv
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMULrcHUjy
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA1CVs4xaT
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5pfmqPZkQ
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15Yz8iCkGx
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn8OticFQT
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ1egoQPkZ
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcIURUaSno
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgY55107y2
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LfCwQslkF
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmggVN3kmc
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxYGBrDNek
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYBNlW6RJi
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8ToUHH04C
眾僧：胖很多。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3u6CDA8Ul
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhpuTdnHTq
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqIsw1RvHQ
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhZrMdp7q3
悟空：收工。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7XgYu4dl8
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUGZzWIeOA
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkr2jp8m1H
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMvD593ngK
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbPY6IM5q7
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zZ71r4obC
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNUjBwri8I
院主：給你當工錢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYlN42FqEi
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJvsjosCqU
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs5OQrBi0S
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsk26DVysU
晚飯進行中。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36KDD6wYSU
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrnw0Cylv4
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqmmXYPcio
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIamndS4ur
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVoUkYg031
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXU0K1wHYc
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyVtLYj3TE
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFurE4e4or
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFZibyBW5E
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpeccR3qBA
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpX6IuLMQf
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCZPa10BXI
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3x5Xed4B7
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGDxBdcrRP
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxJZsZkYT6
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGuiAs3mIu
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNHb2uQS1H
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI5fInOver
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmrkl72a2E
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2gK5VQWmC
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQpXbr9sJi
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrskkBNZVO
悟空：師父，沒發現。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g8x3w39Dl
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJRwWnNGKR
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrUgtnMb92
院主：我聞到香水味兒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fxZf3J5oc
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzErNiggme5
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9tDEV4ySB
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBO5SqXabQ
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RRZitHV1G
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvJsEsBmdn
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPxLyOa7VC
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxFaSVXNft
悟空：了解。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUOHpIoITQ
院主：明天你們就西去？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2Kw257MAo
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO0eJhHVKW
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQT47TX38N
唐僧：院主的意思是……？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I8pn3QCQH
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSHu8sWuN2
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YnVlozlgh
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16aofNwVmx
唐僧：好吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf86dE4uuHJ
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICw6WidBU3
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJUtAPriqM
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDA2QMr1Jd
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP2HZr4DYC
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeMdeIbB27
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS2NIMmxn4
近離才看清事物的視力。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0vAomuwAj
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU41CsSXb5
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMkoyjnTYK
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W87ICRb6a
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSasbN7omtQ
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaAA6jwXiM
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVE3ClpCUw
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnaBSL2Day
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3IRMJpBAQ
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSddxxB7wN
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKb2i1vdu9
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFqJU2mAjA
唐僧：停！噪音太大。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX7gvG82IM
悟空：我打慢一點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSRSarNoHb
開始慢動作打蚊子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz7dLgncQr
唐僧：沒風了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrukdruOZdD
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZrDenOW1n
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7NxbG6npb
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jGOpT4xvv
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCbDFL4G5G
悟空：天上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeImW4dAund
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNQJ60nXS9
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkw8PpEbrP
南天門外，有數名天將把守。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs7XiBrDij
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQldG7nCfQT
悟空：我……你們不認識？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslUMfgtcO
天將：不認識！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfytfghBudV
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsXcUQQbO9
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7OE3NdFDp
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQyb1Frsaq
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwVSpvP8GH
悟空：消息準確？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlcmBXNp80
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XrMhIU5xl
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczUobrgd5o
悟空：天王。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNtKmlCJm7
天王：大聖，有什麽事？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2v2vcH1Dm
悟空：你認識我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YTD7e3Qie
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrqNfZQnF6
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQSAYnfbXV
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecHE7PIIn4
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmPmdwon0s
天王：我還用呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2i3aQxkr0
悟空：我只借一晚上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXIpFe6Iaz
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktrmSwggjz
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfnz4fzXfJ
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAp8UUAkIa
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZKTpZP98o
天王：為什麽借給他？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGA1VrPeGl
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ez0mcq2Ib
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O1qOuqP8d
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Un3K5BnIB
天王：借你可以。但要收費。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEH3e30klv
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOUULhzTZI
天王：我租借。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnoEr23aZS
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ktoe88aop
天王：是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSeqxLVVk5
悟空：開價。我趕時間。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5gEpj55lw
天王：一晚100兩。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0Akrppncm
悟空：天將也是這個價？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBuODAI00M
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMm1ueWagq
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDGHiA2tIY
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXlByfe0Sr
悟空：好高的過夜費。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ2wSb8Yki
天王：是租借費。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0HE5iGTRp
悟空：成交。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL8NIAFIHd
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt1fYnuPfc
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlPrdCRgwk
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpER2Pb92RN
第二天。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRprfRbny0w
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDIiVZ7t8p
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUSreU5Po5
唐僧：這怎麽回事？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEonSh70kR
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLbVGO3Nec
出現幾個和尚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIqZys5Wio
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAwXmoLAme
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR7iuLavmu
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6pa3tACpL
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx99wePOGyL
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGRuzNmnBu
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Pgm62E60L
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nt58Ki5bk
一個和尚跑來：72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQPHszaNhB
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxWE20RmiW
眾人來到老院主的屋子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14wsWqZs4q
眾和尚：師祖！55555……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKHFS0P5HT
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd8p0HUFKd
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWlmL7lhUA
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgHUxxNUnv
眾和尚：我們找證據。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfxWsZzf4F
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rJ6pHmQ03
和尚：證據找到！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfeLAI1dIR
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRGWt1oekC
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbi5AzRdoc
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL44q3rYcC
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpB3FBrpHc
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SJfPfWgQ7
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh939Fx17cg
眾人屋內開找袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ukGPfJQVp
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtYv95O8Ta
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8SloL0mOh
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9gtPpgJPZ
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBzuSlSWlK
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YEpVCExWs
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1WWFYFjN
唐僧：在。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgKYBBz4oQ
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcwl7WnfYh
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuly4YPDfb
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaUGb3z4oh
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LhIse1arN
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInMLMDuDFk
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TmeY8x5XA
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMkYK5r6Q8
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cfnQ2p0N8
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P2cqMZN4K
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc1w0E3WJ2
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LZybISBdD
黑熊怪不停的打哈。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBRaB9I8Ne
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOg0VSYYgs
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwV8MZieZb
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWtlgxZzjK
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUtS69BpmI
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi8ccuYOAJ
悟空：還我袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSJQwvW38Y
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQIQsxbKkM
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8F5unBOC7
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAUbZVG0hm
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1bWozylfB
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrRT37FAch
黑熊怪：我能披上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6whDvq32V8
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVCOu3r3Rq
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZcDdemkES
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzNgqWFq81
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH8ZMvOL17
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDFi0eY9sg
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY2UO3nO6H
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyG8mbXy3p
眾小妖：沒聽說過。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEODrjCBXZ
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxDslNO3ay
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYNbedq97x
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLHKL9wrUO
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4rkqfQkzk
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Be9ye8mk
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkx2vCIaHk
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2CIOxvlS8
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBL2hE92tf
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JnS1QM4rl
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB5AQDd33v
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxtgkXgXGB
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswJsnRTk1L
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7PtfF4HWE
孫悟空返回觀音院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwYobt9IH1
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYS8d3cJSr
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus4RTrv6fF
唐僧：你沒拿回來？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNw8lMEX0j
悟空：妖怪不給我。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxE4p6jiQI
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClUjgRYjJT
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7SALYNRfv
唐僧：我們也吃飯。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdtGI3wbXs
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1GkjaGqCH
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NU2AewREm
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDOyIJ0CyN
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIMF5z0Xjf
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9CPJPTDj1
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70EW9HmLSC
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcvxi3o5G2
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFA1f0GumH
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWbV9b5TxG
悟空：還我袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvchOzpdNy
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPab0aGe2S8
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCsQyCDjun
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRCeJItAAD
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4x62CC8VU
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jtbyf85Ja
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Edn5E5Ulu
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH57YIvGFZa
孫悟空又返回觀音院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgO0QPuDeU
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiURwxCIvPG
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFepFZNi3nv
唐僧：額。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI0UXPGZeO
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwXvbucsdH
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2x9IpJEFI
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfh8wbYc5z
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipFFbldzci
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXylneMNeIh
孫悟空又返回觀音院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkn8oqDLqe
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRlKR9Pvi6
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSOfXD1SNB
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhR8xbDRcv
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbbZPmyAS1
嗖——！觀音出現。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR5MzISkN5
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTeQ5xuHg6
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88h8wieZyZ
觀音：我路過聽到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9S9pEsXqq
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvPzQxMv1Q
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZTpFNsSll
黑風山。黑風洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE5rSQ3oLf
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQv5iaLLw
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGNZ2BImSJ
小妖：誰啊？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r2Zd4dJAR
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlN6JqJnhl
小妖向洞內報告。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEmpvUgbn4
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQKxS9VpNo
黑熊怪：快請！快請！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYEqWzLTdY
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTOyzj5A19
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgloRw9cdp5
黑熊怪：是滴。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRQSjC36uh
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8n3XGt9mQ
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGdJYdnnMy
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSmM8RYNDn
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWldJRnuCoi
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzyjJiQ0MG
黑熊怪：我吃！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4X8bMd2dX
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTorvlEFmDo
仙丹是孫悟空所變。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2xFtQ1rvk
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKmoAEfJNb
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskbozNegy3
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ812Jfz7fxn
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAh3HCC7mh
靈虛仙子變回觀音。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrJWqazq4C
觀音：交不交？快點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJd1jTL7nG
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrE2AIGqON
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Wck2oFie
黑熊怪交出袈裟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZHa63FYXX
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVZ3ho9TN4
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGcv2hoEFt
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb7KKRAMcD
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mxVY3v5Zn
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vYGt9jqcn
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6IIjRhFvu
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQdqNgTwNw
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiXkQpqU0r
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yIle7VHfD
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7wwCgFIe4
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