500年後……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKiSqUZmfx
唐朝。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe9knDIZHu
長安城。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BVkXi5oJl
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGYPWgXIHJ
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQyMnu64cQ
路人：袈裟賣多少？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnVoqmkGYf
觀音：一萬兩。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnfmx8SrFT
路人：拐杖賣多少？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZZ6r082MV
觀音：一萬兩。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23h0wTGsXT
路人：太貴。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02MdVEloW6
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PRG2c2DnV
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfOAQDjYjk
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp8QeJxVEj
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSFF3F6Z7a
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN53w9OrtI
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMneW9n217p
觀音：移動性好呀。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0S5cRFUxD
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYNii26SB7
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEfAz3OWy5
唐王：我買夜明珠。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp4VOlMj5r
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62ESLI9o3u
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ426ANHibe9
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPLBjxTdgn
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsP4Ori6P0
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEg2lv15eU
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYLsZxodXk
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjX4NMu6SG
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mmCOvD0Gv
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52UV4aKOPV
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b3A89aEnb
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgKG3D3jue
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOU0jMdySF
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMea0lAob9L
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z8vHKiIVT
觀音：講經？講什麽經？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr3MXgAjCv
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMZPkFtMUW
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZIoy6b1ss
寺內，人山人海。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMIp9EJJPo
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTd7qkTvix
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX7VuKCmua
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERT4hRRugm
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4szVIVclse
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMnOm2YTCb
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwqxYGBHWm
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAZ2jANjzm
眾人：啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn9kqXCXIz
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9g5DRPIXV
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkga5dbQ21h
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewNBqzMkI1
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqF6TY5O2g
觀音一腳踢飛某人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyDXxE8iyE
觀音：流氓！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Ablzo3Mc
唐王：來人，打30大板！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgGtAUj3Lw
某人被官差現場爆打。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0oU7lHVsX
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfvYO4m6LF
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9zN82Fd43
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgghBcSZSK
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uq1YdJtyv
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1d9yK8AW2
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhTFrqDhj9
唐王：在西天的天竺國？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMi1TzIl2G
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT01pXyMdJJ
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvXmqll5iY
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWTxZmwrXe
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXMjOG3Uls
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ctr5FDlPT
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdlE3VFAOj
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfLlBDisww
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4DTt8ciud
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZmzCWOPkN
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHanvXBmMsr
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTIZ8Ziixb
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEpxclWU4O
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6INShnB8SY
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHY34Dpafy
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT1pf1IXbs
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUezFygM5VJ
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuRknQjwBJ
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYv3Q31dCL
觀音：上路西去吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl7ToAIMlk
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyiUDyEmqR
觀音：你怕老鼠？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPZJhf06VT
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaGKnMmacH
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgfm4UGvFF
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lQ8tqqSl3
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnL8jA2J4Z
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK9dd1PUQI
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPgFsx3tdj
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGBx0QIq0C
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dcGzQH6jw
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvnqLP3qyl
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwmtZjhucJ
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