孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4nwtoYArW
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkGJCn4keo
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL41YP1zMSF
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBzpdJzb8u
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VCO7BAMzA
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRjCinKlgZ
悟空：你半年前這麽說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKbeJysIJg
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmHQG7UZxR
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ2ln5Nulq
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREiXDimxq6
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEOUxJF5ki
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6AI3MNU0J
悟空：想我想哭了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqcuksyPpQ
通背猿猴：嗯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlnsLnVrnS
悟空：額。（吐了一口）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyDjQZKIV3
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRzl1D51Vz
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40Gdr39oHk
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVVMy6Aqbg
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM12ziI5ikN
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4ZT7CSRB2
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjRYQcALsk
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbBQj89fMq
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMxd2rPrIB
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N9dFxbFnD
悟空：我累了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1WwHJJHxH
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx94vH0FQDT
通背猿猴：是醉了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6pMIUOlbh
天宮。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2lAVADtmi
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwPX4Q2T9P
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3EOdfRSZl
玉帝：啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFhLaPi0VS
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPZYDF7vZh
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5Nn45Y6Ut
玉帝：啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2CrRhPU0F
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLoJWs8H1g
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDvOnChLXX
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jIw2jvmm7
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhexWyPpycv
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MEw0x2WdZ
托塔天王：我！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx07B2oEWwP
哪咤：我！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4DdCOBQJJ
巨靈神：我！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkmAt6oIZ4
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOE015ddcW
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0vZhCL9RS
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHEosr4Shs
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3p3jFFFGC
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9kxfxlqnG
托塔天王：一定做到。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4gnoMAehm
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHtXCBzRLl
路上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslxF1kLo1c
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj4jNuPuGT
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b7IVzJ0pT
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrC3hmmoBU
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4ctEzEPFz
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz91xIEAzV
托塔天王：我看行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt5z4v5no3
巨靈神：我看不行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZsZICWUo8
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHkh6qVwjz
巨靈神：我看也行了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaxiJladxJ
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67G7LVjYOx
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyqvfEThfG
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TJxk1kTjX
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM1GVr5ran
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTi18SvAuB
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd1DSSBonU
悟空：群毆？你們3個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ9ptlcNhW
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1mvF6lwYS
悟空：總共10萬多3人？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnHAsPyWvG
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4VURXbWXr
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOroYqfDtC
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9im9hClsrg
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sOxmXC041
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fxPLyuce6
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8kyTtJOJQ
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFzVKeAoLS
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRk2oW8vau
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGitiPM48O
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu4FcAodmG
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8gC706xgj
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFUhMAJSPu
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUaZdBZpQT
哪咤：陛下！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VlQDHodMF
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKkD7y7VKt
哪咤：急需增兵。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqvu7xkL1A
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdHu6XEtSI
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb8mAK97yG
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoPHqRYeny
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdKhb1EBDw
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcjTNZ5Oui
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp5uUWCHp7
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWbZcwv4Yi
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV4yHxI3dw
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ILHiBNzyM
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHueIjoc8C
觀音：我推薦一位。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnHLH8lMUd
玉帝：直說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMk4HHMG5B
觀音：二郎神。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbBh8aqTDy
玉帝：2——郎神？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMwU6S0OWm
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8OapNdTSW
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KRkGmnnSJ
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIHHqVj5p6
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LTKvwYVYd
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ0j033obA
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1ZjIk9BTy
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wt7mRYyyD
哪咤：增兵到。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h7N1RmUIT
托塔天王：增兵多少？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXAm0hDG5T
哪咤：一萬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SzsndXdPq
托塔天王：在哪？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULDEcwEUND
二郎神：我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzd9qbKuec
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8rgNdcMqQ
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC2Z86uior
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdzoAEMVg5
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGm6LoJyMx
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadhBA95yOp
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5bgaAlz2l
眾猴：好帥喔！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2D8jIzR1V
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz5v14u62n
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJtS4k2Ypz
悟空：同吃，同吃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9BVvq8y9c
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQza5IYG5Vc
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmf1rVrciV
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TQmO22HCS
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiFpfWxP8U
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlVEaT997S
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZqNRlVagm
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhwEz4dyzH
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7iX4ZvjX9
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IAApAADNl
悟空：怪怪的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGrEyusc2Q
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQRLNqvczm
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdIdgD042I
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYn3MGmiBc
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2dH23cwKw
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4iaGmfsHm
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Mo6wnJ8o
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyauG1sGlF1
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJzNFc387U
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPOPoRUPXH
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuSRF3BuOl
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X0Nc7WdLb
悟空：我有點缺氧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3LI5kDs8o
二郎神：同感。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibj3wiVAUi
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7kdifmSto
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Bvrkz2Kq
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4HO0kjKbL
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJMw1IIUKZ
二郎神：開打。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ936XBNsJ05
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkjTn5VVtV
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykingJkYya
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQPiBJy1U6
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlj2N0B8yr
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4H6NO2t3d
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8vzg13s8U
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWj2nq2cKu
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR3Yirz874
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcWl2YfBCe
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS29ztNEMQp
悟空：這也算神器？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNe2KLDBjf
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSTCmh4rnp
悟空：疼死我了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvucAPjhM5
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxJda7lZ0m
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNLoddNwGs
二郎神：不確定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1UcjCMYoG
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVIGrDv6S6
南天門的大門口。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjxmn5RGLh
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWwFiAwuVT
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a8JKsyrBw
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYlGsN4bKk
玉帝：你也養狗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2VFjdsqEh
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxeObcgU35
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxuAaeBgsy
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7cgpyXRbr
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkfUBdFrBo
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKghng6W1F
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7KjWAWkYA
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUkXAqu4oa
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ774BnhaLmT
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfzy6Kabf7
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlRfLBc1XS
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0eoumNIPz
太上老君：啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaUqrQxgul
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7FNflHKay
玉帝：開斬！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEIS1q5Wth
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0ak4Bdwtm
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5cGCEr99a
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0zaEGUThr
悟空：我死了沒有？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HhP5MkPZH
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNMuoyG7Cl
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf4NrJW8UD
玉帝：咋辦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCffo1TAJM
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZEkbmRkTO
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5vtPn8ITr
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRaxchvOkD
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFFCys04AE
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY6svfqSxu
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFn9tebkdL
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPjumxAlS7
太上老君：想幹嘛？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQ7NjwDQNC
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqYGFBZrrB
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaT9LdQecu
悟空：需要煉我多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhTBAo5yA8
太上老君：7749天。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCRiqc26tj
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQpxg2TiKI
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqp8lupxiy
太上老君：開爐！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTgyx7BKp9
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Oe4pwnC9
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFuHqpa8Sd
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9cUxiZXm1
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPpmePO57W
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61umNEl62E
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o3IaOhA47
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwuxvgBgHs
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI5mUqm1PE
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPKweDPlyJ
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjfoltr5Qg
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGQdOqGRX0
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75FOg4BoKl
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV21YSoxIkd
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt08YQX0Mo
太上老君：有什麽了不起。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fZ3anXDdw
突然，老君的衣服起火。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2gEaVQCpL
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr23POeLxae
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMLIOW9QDd
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz7BqiPvUQ
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ8ODVbPWH
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMl9ZJsV3v
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXqPDufJQC
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd1vs5Z1vE
眾仙：啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCauCOnmtMe
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwixMdreok
剛說完，孫悟空來了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J0juhLBpq
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DkMaU7gj8
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCevgHxlTKe
玉帝：啊！護駕！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi20brr3ml
眾仙神護住玉帝。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjND5A591q
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUA1QlrovS
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JZ0m3nt5i
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31JjziyLAd
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s9q9QhOm0
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSqzS4Swxq
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbGv0Ytlxm
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG6q80CB6l
玉帝：速請西方如來！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw340eratN
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFbxb56QrC
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvyLHn6NNL
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphX4fK88pF
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bdwuLgd0Y
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCumGl6Q0V
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MJfqZgFIm
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFYnQUy79X
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrpmVBGZcR
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOvUpJuC14
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ636k1AQ6Lp
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3ws0yVmhK
悟空：先來一條狗腿。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUyyCWwLnQ
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl8YXtjAan
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHm93X7Im8
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFI3mS7GSV
悟空：你還會微雕？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk0VibMCN4
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMUXRMVQyZ
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM4d1cZ26a
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlum3IG2jo2
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