孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12k4uaXhMm
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuTaggtyNg
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0P1rODLNx
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfnOW0K5f8
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rrBP8smsK
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU97FRb2Ga
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBceKhYA1e
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB11sf8dzMY
悟空：是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakbot4FZo2
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcMsQKKCVG
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Au2ZtoVbk
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nhzVZOpF0
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkWjKbfcOV
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfma9RebjNi
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL05964uxW
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQZXiGR8C2
悟空：很需要。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74DO5EcKUl
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9zgJviaqj
悟空：看到了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg2lkBmdtU
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTsODDGen8
悟空：也看到了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT1OnpPb47
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQIUwDHsYb
悟空：這點不知道。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92odyF9ny3
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM18MR6ggHA
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH27oTpHNE
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLPiNt8LTJ
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIuGlbRuAF
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb6Ja97cHg
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC57iGCHBnB
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHqQZODieJ
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgznePLsnp
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYb61j6P6a
土地：好耶！我早餓了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNBnzuRUGg
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbFqpKq5GL
悟空：我吃飽了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vuOxvLM8k
土地：我早吃飽了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CQwxUP5ic
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNojwYpZBGE
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7326FWzmqg
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ2V6PQmPd
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ88YD1ASXG
悟空：打包帶回家。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFG3tBzYe2
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE7fWilRPo
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lGhIyIeLe
土地：這下變安全了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWS9KmA9bo
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDfrjGolzE
土地：你我繼續清理。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CyN0SxmOj
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuhbx6PF1Z
土地：這樣更安全啦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgFe8Yk2jZ
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45GZM5rSpx
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA96DY2Gd0S
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoITWAtywOK
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCueAYwgMAA
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHTrZpBh8Z
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgUjD0e6fS
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGTeI6O4a6
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpCsNrvz6p
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUN39kJIwc
仙女：很多人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TRpdfKejF
悟空：說說。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m0oxrfwxR
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpDwNACkGL
悟空：人挺多的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50iYmsctIl
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSST86ZTAe
悟空：還有哪位？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnhKFpeAUx
仙女：沒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrcSa7SJgf
悟空：人也沒多少。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeFTt3nq5r
仙女：摘桃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ8Ul3k722
悟空：怎麽沒請我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKXwPbuqES
仙女：座位滿了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNkJMpGTib
悟空：理解。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91hO5gsXLw
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAc2JPXONq
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ttW5cjagA
悟空：怎麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgO2iKH6xg
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIToQ3PxZt4
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2CRlCmhc0
土地：你不知……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqWXTRTn0x
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTeqbpkyy2
悟空在樹上睡著了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzXH1nKY6V
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHNrzcuAFw
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0LvuV10Rw
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfPlT014Ku
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd5eGR292I
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzblzoi9Jq
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI56PR4FTww
土地：有。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFJDEmztRE
悟空：你怎麽不早說！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNEchc7CsE
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1bwTLUl5e
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjMdfT20xW
土地：你去哪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPQ4gCWpsG
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73orsNutHL
土地：王母沒請你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXcLimxXP7
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNt63OKSas
土地：你說你不去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKJMV5Jgte
悟空：我現在想去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgROJUy86P
土地：小心。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LSf74yreQ
悟空：放心。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYff7lHedw
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtPp4D76qJ
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpedvncDId9
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarWg0VhXWg
悟空：大仙去哪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VMJGt5zRe
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTIKSS4Vp6
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG1DQIdenD
赤腳大仙：啥意思？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdayRC6mNWF
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddgzIykmCA
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCP73Gvjkk
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4gJw7vTSB
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LWOeDAcHV
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsBZaPlyv
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9KCzHFUpV
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClRfJE9YfQ
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcaB2S3Ddq
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNVdNGNFUa
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5pPAmmfBK
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqPRMM1k5l
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPjU3qHJPz
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtFcWgTmrE
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWGP52AnvZ
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDikP5VfEG
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwT271YXWa
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwUokitRYU
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSSnid13xk
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGrG5FQLIm
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7GublBlRP
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpDuHrNcFx
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