师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeOfY65bmA
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD8nmW5WIq
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngOlKtCpaX
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOon0RIQQCO
悟空：是。师父。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ty8GAjb7A
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66VzV3PPIr
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFGU6tneI2
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLP6FPo6WB
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7oZe3Is3N
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxVwX90qXm
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBG5zPR6Tk
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwHwOjG5En
家丁：你会降妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE3nVDt0n6
悟空：是滴。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JCGHx44Nf
家丁：有没有降妖证？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2rjDr15Za
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgeSDXvVMA
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJFzKjos3o
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYSkPQvKvT
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpUvrSan2S
悟空：我有证人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77StPwJA8B
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqHms4mMsc
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEnvcnhvbB
家丁：他真的能降妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpDCl7TTAR
唐僧：能，我是证人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG2OYgCLEE
悟空：目击证人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga6jhCZWN7
唐僧：我是目击证人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHOJJKQvDW
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EZdu7183O
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iJWhBHXtd
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSN5pYmEgr
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayBPGMamz5
家丁：哦。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMTQP21tJC
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11OmWCmplc
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRh0yVXjln
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzeo9mr2II
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiWixcuegZ
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cfaYJwcOg
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW3hnODtM2
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FEoFfHwt8
高太公：2位是降妖的？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFQWbsS8VP
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQtycBOz0j
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQPJjtyZSx
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnQ2FB97WI
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5PeAR7H9e
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cBMoBXJar
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nH9oPfKWh
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjepGOkrgzW
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5xJeXdM41
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqNrXZ6PPt
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OXtr9iBiP
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkN6X9QUYu
悟空：牛妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUWjdjK7Gl
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf67haNfVnu
悟空：猪妖？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KRg2ex2AR
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRIjusoS7C
悟空：不喝汤？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9YtCx8tLe
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33MliQoRSa
悟空：配什么菜？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKLmd0xm3X
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Cs5VnMb8M
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZxTCorK1y
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPXFt5dPDJ
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLQSQRsPqf
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TFvm60JdA
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGqWY6Eo3A
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd7P1IHRnH
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvJVz9ZPxL
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxqV9D8Xj2
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X1T288gTe
悟空：猪啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AM4k2WeKa
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydmYI6pSed
妖怪也呕吐不止。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2qPEIhO1k
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZdXInyLJT
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrljQKcLkPy
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo4vmSH8MF
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy81WBZbmL
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOqT3nmypW
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDu9CQSkcE
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x2su6R6jV
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFhh0a7fqF
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3o4QVcpfN
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs6cGmV51X
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruEncRfZi7
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVTpaKO8kn
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNHtrRK7Rr
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwGmh1wx96
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbs6VpYSgD
悟空：我就是！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRdNDXduCO
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZMgGT2bB9
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY01iHYalL
妖怪：我闪！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RyXOSpdZN
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ5oPPdXmr
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XHHAFTSuL
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMKXPXM8u3
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwITOGKwQF
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvtj2twvaK
悟空：出来！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJlDWG5uhJ
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCMGcjSqSf
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TO3ER8uIt
悟空：我以为你睡了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDZXD1jaqR
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTViX684Shm
悟空：时间太长。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxfprM20dB
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWg8yqNfPW
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLu7etEyEO
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIwxoldN2p
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF0oDaUcBQ
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI32vQINkwg
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYZPxv5uyG
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7cjyBq2Bw
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlhThqaV0w
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1VH2OQNuM
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBjDPZ70kf
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQyTfV6Smu
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86NrxTECat
猪妖：真的？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaTbMLAYsc
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFsMG69NAR
猪妖：吃我一钯！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l8CS7TjZN
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZFtjbfQqQ
猪妖：打空了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEEDYKsdGJ
悟空：没。是你没打动。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTNm2jLHM7
猪妖：你的头好硬！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocXG2ZRG7h
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLc99q7exY
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4E6IyitaR
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ksc1sDwN4
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SkxhKafO8
悟空：欢迎光临。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnP84bWQGZ
猪妖：我要睡了。88！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG0GYrqbyA
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWkYD5jZpz
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjWdLsqpwX
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3lkHdjoZx
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvytPblZbhp
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEuJTp45By
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoifrxOvTzA
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G8jRTiK5N
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ltfEZjhhJ
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd8fkJXStK
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtULjvPiRE
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjfbpb9ElX
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpvUXVf5mt
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhxUOC0uDX
2人拥抱，流泪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tYIFEZsCu
悟空：我带你见师父。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRkew0TXkX
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccPGQ1mu5s
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6yiPcgrrT
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVOiGjvJym
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJLxgOKx1b
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqFXNK7gMU
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWlEj8h90a
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rhI1PXrOf
猪妖：师父！师父！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd21g7296PU
唐僧：你叫我师父？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGUFmHMoQS
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8aRf7WcKc
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs8B9iFi0n
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G6LrcEPIh
八戒：我是猪八戒……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx3PFA1MeE
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJpp61HamQ
八戒和悟空边说边表演。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg686OBQvJw
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ750NyGFK9f
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