500年後……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr3r8kJrpe
唐朝。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eot7mwkMj
長安城。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz9dbVGQdW
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQfO2S6NOA
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLy3BcNPzk
路人：袈裟賣多少？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbrHuPdLfS
觀音：一萬兩。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYZVoUCz44
路人：拐杖賣多少？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwzK60X2xh
觀音：一萬兩。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NrV0bqSA9
路人：太貴。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYugAZuV2n
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtQaql8Hir
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJifXHEcam
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjhF4Prfbh
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh99arSUPI9
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d6E7ocIxq
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpZtzAPf6I
觀音：移動性好呀。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU0E9YdTe4
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzsNSOzRp4
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkzMdJdMGH
唐王：我買夜明珠。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8prKqqf5m
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXQOjcXyQy
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoqk6mtVUH
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqcki7wnmP
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYh2J9izaw
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoJQrHaFrQ
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8NnXJzJPZ
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFpa0jcp7f
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKErU0BvM6f
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NUn2e1yAR
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5u2fOn0RS
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcZiEiIJrS
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpkPR7faRG
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssMDsxasDH
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcvP1ziKfI
觀音：講經？講什麽經？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQNpmvir3f
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ927roJqMQv
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUCHC3srDq
寺內，人山人海。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAHFA5ndkY
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaYCnOo4b4
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEeViuxCCT
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0GW1d3Xvr
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzxrrIe1aq
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIPM0RWxoP
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDZYKueLwT
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL4ArBRD9K
眾人：啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgz0ToCBtL
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuWataKSiF
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcofWl3LaJ
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bJFjl5Vhg
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboDhIoWafy
觀音一腳踢飛某人。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1D7qmJ7LR
觀音：流氓！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRS1Cn8w5j
唐王：來人，打30大板！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dFXD05qxv
某人被官差現場爆打。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZGpbfTVnD
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImGCDo9bB5
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd76r71nXL2
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbJ2bDvllT
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zo1iY7ISE
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME3oXACfSF
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8Rh6wgeFX
唐王：在西天的天竺國？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzp0iiSRot
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO74ESdlE8i
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl74tXLa3A
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhDLL6K4sF
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tIOS8Svts
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP2i4m9WeK
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnInPIBmYp
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiudijnNBQG
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1q7TTLzsc
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDnHLB2igh
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3q397vVQk
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rifJzhWCT
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnpsE89Efq
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJtxUfc7W3
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SNLlG0isV
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHwHLmyTnB
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlO77Q4Q22
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgk6YdIdij
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNxpK5fRVo
觀音：上路西去吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQZTU6Psk4
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH7nh2HuEH
觀音：你怕老鼠？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpL8NyvLRx
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChCYQHh74j
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOK1pUkPZv
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJP55XBf9r
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa4IrQtJbD
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KOaUeqfge
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdNFWYgJK1
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJAAj2j8I3
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FJFNHIX4C
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKJjtEAw6r
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYYJUmcgaO
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