唐僧师徒三众，不一日走过黄风岭。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm8GYES0J3
季节交替，历夏经秋。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdLjp8H3CB
这一日，正行处，只见一条大河，汹涌澎湃，拦住西去之路。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPS1DlFMfF
忽见岸上有一石碑，石碑上有3个大字：流沙河。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm15hWxww4F
唐僧骑在马上，面对着翻滚的河水，看了又看，看了又看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdenboKFBHK
八戒：师父，快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpVxAGMyWm
悟空：八戒，师父骑着马，站得高一点，看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EjuaDeLH4
唐僧：不，不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐，一直没东去，没看过海。我本打算东行一次，看看东海，却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久，能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河，也等于看到海的样子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyTGxo6PSp
八戒：师父，我们先渡过去，吃个午饭，吃饱喝足，我们一起看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSv3kov71P
唐僧：我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去，别人晚饭也吃完了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK2v2oPH75
八戒：老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa1AmU5Dhq
悟空：师父，弟子背你飞过河，保证在午饭前到达对岸。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbHGpoJyrD
唐僧：悟空，一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山，过岭吃岭。这次遇到水，我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mQAqygOV3
八戒：吃水能吃饱？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9D41zgboA
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx5Hwmus30
悟空：师父是口渴想喝水。来，师父，喝吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcQyZ0nblx
唐僧：徒弟，为师说的过水吃水，是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等，吃水里的水货。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡracbyQRArK
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWndrRhwS7
唐僧：悟空，你以后别再说背我飞过什么，我会拒绝你。取经路上，每一个地方的每一种货，我要吃个遍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnFCaOsdZL
悟空：师父，你的拒绝，弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经，在取经路上，和师父走一路、吃一路。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobXPLfPzef
八戒：师兄，在我入队前，你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTatuL0djZ
悟空：是滴。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBUSBBPzIx
唐僧：不，不。准确的说，是在你们2个入队前，我，一路吃了很多好吃的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3AaMua7zR
3人正在论吃，只听水声一响，河水翻滚，从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW1KfD7vZ2
红发妖：谁？是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q4cPqmRHO
八戒：你哪位？我们也处于饥饿状态。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zNO6pRCgb
红发妖：我已经处于超饥饿状态。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKo5WfL6vz
八戒：现在中午了，你饿，回家做饭吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqecKgqewK
悟空：这位已是超饥饿，建议就近吃便当。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP8fCdeQmu
妖怪的红发，吸引唐僧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlcdRUnpmD
唐僧：大兄弟，你是本地的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MX8iQNZXc
红发妖：嗯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4BzBoCu4Q
唐僧：河里有没有鱼？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4whaeyE53L
红发妖：有。这条河叫流沙河，含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼，都是沙鱼，不能吃。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Cp2VqW1Z
唐僧：你说的是沙丁鱼吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2lnwLh4p6
红发妖：是沙鱼，名字没有丁字。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5MuvE1lV8
唐僧：沙鱼也是鱼，你先凑活着吃，别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6LQKQB1xr
红发妖：其实，沙鱼能吃。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwojFkI23u
唐僧：你刚说不能吃。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9qswYSzjw
红发妖：一开始，我吃不下。自从吃了第一个，我开始吃第二个，第三个……慢慢的，我适应、习惯、进化，能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwXr2mumhm
唐僧：你进化用了多长时间？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA2iO1aMwh
红发妖：我一夜没睡，第二天成功进化。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMRN4ScOGf
八戒：师父，今天过不去河，我们吃沙鱼，也要进化了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChSBCqGXXQ
悟空开始看八戒。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlxfIwm65d
八戒：看什么？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L95pUil9Q
悟空：你一头猪会进化成什么？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAGE4P3G5b
八戒：你一只猴子会进化成什么？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiJqdr20qR
唐僧：你一头红发，也是进化的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRv4x4rbKM
红发妖：错。我头发是———染红的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi12jvttsx
唐僧：喔，用什么染料？你的头发，由发根到发梢，柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0pyjqFTj2
红发妖：每次吃完鱼，我用鱼血染发。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHz2rfps5j
唐僧：好染料，纯天然。我也想染个发。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqY3zmi1cb
悟空：师父，我们做和尚的没头发，染什么发呀？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gfacWJF7G
唐僧：住口！我从东土大唐到这到现在，已有半年，我的头发，现在已经有6寸多长。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8liimXcfoi
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔，露出6寸长的长发，迎风飘扬。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEBXsfeGOr
八戒：师父，你留长发，看着好帅。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUajJKb1SvX
唐僧：精确的表述应是，我留长发，不戴帽子，看着好帅。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VYVuTZtwo
悟空：师父，你想染发？先问问他染发材料的安全性。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgePGnBiR8C
红发妖：安全性？我用好几年了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZupc3yCEBo
悟空：红发大哥，你在鱼血里面，加没加其他东西？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMiu8KkdSW
红发妖：加了河水中的泥沙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSy8VKSeOi
悟空：这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时，泥沙和头发间发生摩擦，才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZBmzJ4kaT
几个正在讨论头发，只见空中出现一朵祥云，长发垂肩的观音，出现在空中。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaVkclEOk2
观音：谁？是谁在讨论头发？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuzggf6pE5
悟空：姐姐。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0xU1sERR1
唐僧：大姐。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjhiW1efDm
观音：是你们。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB2SBooHjj
唐僧：是我们。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtBqb3Zrpv
观音收了祥云，看到红发妖满头红红的长发。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKlIAE5OAs
观音：你的头发好好！这么有光泽，丝丝分明，洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvQznvPpt0
红发妖：泥沙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPFbVoIVEA
观音：泥沙？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQBOPqlpe7
悟空：姐姐，这位大哥的头发，用河里的泥沙做辅料，运用物理学原理，染出这么好的头发。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsWqESMiBt
观音：喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发？我居住的南海，海里有海沙，回去我使用海沙做辅料，染的头发，肯定比这个好。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUeuZ52Bv0
唐僧：大姐，你这是去哪？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisM2TEEsrx
观音：我刚刚洗了头发，南海的水蒸气太多，头发干的慢。我飞来飞去，吹干一下。飞到这，听到你们讨论头发，被你们的话题吸引。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJT1v4QKcX
红发妖：这位姐姐，水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后，头发最好别吹风，让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eet0PGVv1
观音：嗯嗯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh7y7GK7ky
唐僧：红发兄弟，我们几个是西天取经的，一路上风吹日晒，头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们，路上你做我们的护发师，你觉得怎样？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDytHudrCSO
观音：三藏，我也想邀请他，做我的护发师呢。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE69d1dB30
红发妖：姐姐，你的头发很好，没必要请护发师。你找个发型师，即可。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNNEwhBbDE
观音：是吗？那你，跟着三藏他们，西天取经去吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih8RvNS5fI
红发妖：谢谢观音大师点化。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmVziPab03
唐僧：红发兄弟，你叫什么名字？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkElI3tXsGi
红发妖：师父，我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧，负责挑担子的那个……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp4kIUSSQy
唐僧：噢，我想起来了！沙僧，这是你的2师兄猪八戒，这是你的大师兄孙悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFA6HrT3tC
唐僧做了介绍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXuvzkypKo
唐僧：悟净，这河怎么过？你有法子吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbeBHWIW1K
沙僧：我使个独家避水咒，我们游过去。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO9UJpYxfj
唐僧：这么宽的河，游过去，很累。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpqoj0UwH3
悟空：师父，我们走一路、吃一路的，应该锻炼一下。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV79MatUrT
唐僧：好的。只吃不锻炼，还没到达西天，吃的就走不动了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WkMQPc2k2
沙僧：我提醒你们，我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发，还在河里大小便。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu0lPvwpGo
唐僧：额。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHvaSIgQdB
沙僧：师父，我的日常行为，是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去，没影响。但，千万别向深处游。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ177VFj8QlL
唐僧：嗯嗯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7WCt6hqAt
观音：你们过河吧，我去寻找我的发型师。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl1pIkkW0R
师徒四人辞别观音，渡河而去。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA3DGcXlws
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