师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOatXXmqew
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1tRYGUNG0
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroPE1tsCBo
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmGqgxJAk9
悟空：是。师父。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qia8TnJxY
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks5BFKIInQ
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE25ZIkckM
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr7m4Jb6x3
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa8U6uLamL
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnIF2NvGLE
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrhCTe5gq5
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I9vLXVdps
家丁：你会降妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHkrU14IpE
悟空：是滴。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpvvypcPsa
家丁：有没有降妖证？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUbPdEaYLU
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiIuUrJieM
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JheEscl9P
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt4mjdN4R1
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKz36MXljW
悟空：我有证人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZifETnLKa
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1jKtAK6Uh
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoNoHfbwhh
家丁：他真的能降妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG9gE6oatb
唐僧：能，我是证人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pZxT8VMag
悟空：目击证人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eWcD6OtKs
唐僧：我是目击证人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsUih6D1ty
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vDYx8VwUK
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaSh0FHrTr
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbPbHyd8T6
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmeyQzBJLX
家丁：哦。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9bhFv5jWX
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE8keBErT3
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjABmM3LJJ3
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwsmoXefO8
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkL55AlXV6
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ3hErK4gz
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRBtfSNi2I
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0I2fnjHmQ
高太公：2位是降妖的？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn3UE6c8Ao
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlB7QkXnyA
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNY7tSiguX
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndBxdsJ3pz
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnPZdjrGVT
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ttaryUEqX
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXHcJzZZDg
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Y5IjeYbE
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRcG72whDL
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTAAp9cPZQ
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVuveVc7t6
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ1Cofywd7
悟空：牛妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoO2E1SKGJ
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmKOTyyCjM
悟空：猪妖？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOY3RBIwLz
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIJBN32lll
悟空：不喝汤？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRzCBhEUGG
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRzVfp3bTg
悟空：配什么菜？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgA3hxcD74
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3l2pTHLbe
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEp3jVO2mH
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAWFcv0JMe
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwTfS2NESZ
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k2duWeYOP
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILiMkAZbT1
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAJ4tVedMw
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG1xepPokK
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4DVAeI8uG
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9rJHEsLMj
悟空：猪啊！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppjZpzvpQi
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnpXxNvKzX
妖怪也呕吐不止。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJHx4Y0hRT
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RWhJBq32z
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaetvgqMOU
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UvANenzoB
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBMtIML23m
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpaK2BfoRt
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl72fT9ZP0B
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNnRwXvhOb
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf4UENfPaq
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrjlabDR7o
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlWW7ceS0O
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l9rfYf0sm
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoBeWLYbGW
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vQMTl1EZT
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf833FUI76
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L99lCtZqr
悟空：我就是！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHAGYDpUNP
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH8bnl7Afk
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZfFZ9eLWc
妖怪：我闪！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkP1QrmC5G
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBaFvbtPCz
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1FvZf6t5e
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dbrej1LZs
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMfixvFWVp
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBYgfCbfDP
悟空：出来！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKNqCJiXjp
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgSe20dDU8
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiJvJanG3b
悟空：我以为你睡了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqzESLNGxo
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobvGSGMLGn
悟空：时间太长。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFuh89NQDp
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0d1wleO8j
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr0DHe9iW4
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykIGGGtbhU
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmopU8XGXb
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PziQ6Ngpj
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT8sDf7bO6
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWs6rOOLAb
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gGshrqtOj
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgorz5cG6aq
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb2S83ZKZV
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZQIvVYkth
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUXqLyRgSG
猪妖：真的？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGyKAYQYGW
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7aTa70vcQ
猪妖：吃我一钯！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FmLzNBpsZ
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MVsy9W8gL
猪妖：打空了？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07q5t8h3bO
悟空：没。是你没打动。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vQcaODHlp
猪妖：你的头好硬！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsvcpG5SiG
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL6DEYV5rW
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRTWDbSMMN
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgZfRy35YU
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttQExcf7xX
悟空：欢迎光临。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJawWcQrC8
猪妖：我要睡了。88！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeoQlP2Poi
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfmR1aLSzm
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4zgEhiFbU
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxZ1qQ5C5X
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLINv8QdcjR
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4pItBIayL
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iUU1jGLvu
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACtvUzmd2S
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZK9kMARHi
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTtqCan2Rv
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgIoJSssMa
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX2FimObrV
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLKie44B3J
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHfhZUAs4o
2人拥抱，流泪。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ6ehajsKM
悟空：我带你见师父。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hk6ivoBHo
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gRiw3FC3o
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TfU6Vsv9R
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK7jXu3FZz
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt5nkpxO2V
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2aDrc286b
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTz5QUzhvh
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTBDCX17en
猪妖：师父！师父！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClc8rYth0X
唐僧：你叫我师父？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N3pKsR3fQ
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldrYWhBM13
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6g77cXfwW
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kmwvpOGoX
八戒：我是猪八戒……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgw1KMhFEP
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8jqu5Vnl1
八戒和悟空边说边表演。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe3v3N6OL4
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYiD1ZTZZc
八戒：不要！不要！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUx8s94NK3
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFKQwtFGBV
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjIc2cFATt
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u2bzOicyL
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFqkSeLkjM
八戒：我也不知道。5+3＝8，我就叫八戒了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIlBDKcRgx
一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI91B4qT0N
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