孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1We3UBDWe4
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciYWb1NFuD
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyQMokd01P
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvtHoSe439
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6aS6F1RUy
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjxd7e98ne
悟空：你半年前這麽說。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEypsZxUQI
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkoRbeNZDj
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzs0Xu9GFQ
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMClOYOqxq5
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt5fP99JY0
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHUsjCFS9E
悟空：想我想哭了？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENz4i4ZYsp
通背猿猴：嗯。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKiZs5iGLW
悟空：額。（吐了一口）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXprRsyIVH
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURDVeDQGAE
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd0kmfiKWU
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qLYgjDM5W
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweqVcbc6yZ
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86ivLqq7W5
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5csDjoqIS9
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE4C8dW0gE
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmswrUe5y70
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVZD7Iw9yr
悟空：我累了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7MBP1PhCc
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnjGS6Ep26
通背猿猴：是醉了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiyGdhm13g
天宮。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JgtEi77i5
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KkjxmLv6l
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEbgpVe1AR
玉帝：啊！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZMI1cKHBq
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbIKCQlB6d
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbqSGRXUD4
玉帝：啊！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8lMOjav36
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zdw8SJvLI
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBZ92tfZdX
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqdORG0xOo
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLNkexngN5
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWHPa44Rcq
托塔天王：我！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vkpkC4G2A
哪咤：我！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6yMdZx4RE
巨靈神：我！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EsQg0yQlL
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIodSrvEsEu
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjzZWOijYi
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaB4JHi01r
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFLZl5cFDl
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM9SmrWDAL
托塔天王：一定做到。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayu2xOFDUE
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72IcmeS1bA
路上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pnYWAt9QK
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIhrUTtKAv
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2u4jHna8V
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSSAtNEkzY
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6a9FVCzcZ
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdfuBfqjBp
托塔天王：我看行。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFqaoVbBD8
巨靈神：我看不行。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBNm8v3sM8
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEprLS53CFH
巨靈神：我看也行了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzzu6hrJAe
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYTUH5r8ou
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWeFvVr94R
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvm9MbwpWj
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhYQOcnTn9
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB2PsB9bmE
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYf82gtNiR
悟空：群毆？你們3個？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqV48IIS1f
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIdijhjq8J
悟空：總共10萬多3人？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrY9aRBoQZ
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LFX3ffJRQ
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VAd7wMclh
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHGd7L5i9z
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHOW594ltm
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbgEEZWQwO
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAsIH1BOnx
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT3bXZb0hC
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJolhs2MWb6
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmJUupcwgR
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVloOL8ovEn
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwOT6pfcP1
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RNoEdTHpK
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqUVFSiq9k
哪咤：陛下！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0bQwDd8Bp
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dsEi2tQ1k
哪咤：急需增兵。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySnvpi1oQo
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBqEgq6ifx
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFblwjDhsSQ
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzVCFH5daT
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t68m62N99
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRNBzU07AV
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FdtsBSt12
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6QkJVDUp7
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYsvrkvpPI
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI37eauVS2n
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAtpS3rW7g
觀音：我推薦一位。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCnxcKjUIC
玉帝：直說。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZTB5F09OF
觀音：二郎神。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncNbjVRTpS
玉帝：2——郎神？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZygvqxEdk
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E7RCsmZMu
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnufguXs0Tm
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhb5Y5cpwX
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiXPNEIqUI
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPz4CpRLA
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZMmv9sD9e
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FY1smatgb
哪咤：增兵到。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbJJ3kvgR8
托塔天王：增兵多少？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOzR2xeHj4
哪咤：一萬。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplaXybRV4o
托塔天王：在哪？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA2g9A9ttR
二郎神：我。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsUFU0K4In
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAra3dVNRgI
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeep9k9Rsoj
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU42NjmxTJ
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrLWqkvgAO
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPjEyN6Io9
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6R8HbMtYM
眾猴：好帥喔！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFofsGZwfLJ
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqpZDAtwGY
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuZSAKj80Y
悟空：同吃，同吃。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGRFgDPmMr
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyygpnQCuc
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmxdteehAM
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelxkRa86Sx
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZSilaNTbO
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyyDIn0AsC
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B5TdsGgqF
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pa5INGF4D
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFV2rFify5
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc9PLSV5tl
悟空：怪怪的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsE4N5r8CK
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDieXtmnACF
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoin0w8KGOv
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YjqCfKeJd
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp41WSIJrgE
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVIT0S1oQx
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IxjsOVirX
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqeaO7O2Dp
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPweymlMAx
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe5HGfrhG5
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ47ePowZL3
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmiifDeHpI
悟空：我有點缺氧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyTz10XvVH
二郎神：同感。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfohM6h1MR
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4IBTr3K7t
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICGNYmZay1
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6OthNP1kf
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagWK2W26dT
二郎神：開打。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mDBg73h0h
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXh2DE96Qq
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDu0gpmqPJw
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXPlCQfY8s
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeZfGCGa49
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBJuRGfX5S
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgWnb5Nyh2
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98kKg5wXFl
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYljkuXsgph
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIpLipW0AS
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvmbTWdigB
悟空：這也算神器？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaKDzVRroq
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgwQBE9OT7
悟空：疼死我了！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PH4NoDO1z
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G72XwPIZf
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66cvJC7cLG
二郎神：不確定。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfyiyG3TQe
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEjqHWEoKe
南天門的大門口。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoSInGuThg
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3yFG1gCOU
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGcvVbDaMy
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPQQnldFJD
玉帝：你也養狗？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYaHQKDOQi
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFqTvk9pa9
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK9H5MeLL5
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9jFQkxGDg
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyB92RXHDJ
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ82Ml8swY
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf4yEfqKCp
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXbc05AiqO
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXDSZmdr6C
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0KZTJBKZZ
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1IDKmLLdM
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTODalsmxco
太上老君：啊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSH2jZA1PD
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXYOt5iVyR
玉帝：開斬！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOORGFH17q8
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ4IQR5gjh
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWrXJiDWub
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOquRKniKv
悟空：我死了沒有？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzGcpr3rc6
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGklKUOjiu
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUW41lPVHi
玉帝：咋辦？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXRMMJc9iK
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVT8efzOTF
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFocqm78bFh
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe6MYsZcFs
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJer4SEVCPK
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOX2SDs9E2
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTKJLfhro0
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfURhD52j8t
太上老君：想幹嘛？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhH0IszJDl
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uxuwgPmEQ
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Fauo38JT
悟空：需要煉我多久？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSGT3qM4wF
太上老君：7749天。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiJrD6ZLWP
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQwmnSgCNU
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDYHlEiLah
太上老君：開爐！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HwT3hSmaL
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTNAhb9kUo
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW8PpFFAss
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw2dGleA7f
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDj9fqT6c6
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl09CdvgdH
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgVJlMKjG6
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNEI8CUlko
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DrxxqW9Qp
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8aZ2DGLz0
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX52hVvOP9j
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr8IW1L3Pd
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYzZByNG6K
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iey94wB2I
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYok9YflPa
太上老君：有什麽了不起。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKihz5fYBKR
突然，老君的衣服起火。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpg0pkyqWP
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzENol6BOVP
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38qqWRWje8
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilUOfa1UR9
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEGyFRsz7K
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiA8PTq8S7
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37aLsu9DQi
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uUKjC7T33
眾仙：啊！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ7TI89szj
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OZG83xzhD
剛說完，孫悟空來了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qWeogUg9Q
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbvBnJfIVI
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfoRMpWqQQ
玉帝：啊！護駕！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdVcEgcbmA
眾仙神護住玉帝。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70b3dwXN5F
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfXKbXMoLJ
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H74fH7w8R
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLoTBzZ4YZ
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVO2gy9xSf
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIehNqwExRd
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi3Ep45y1M
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWOKaFjSMw
玉帝：速請西方如來！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnPpXelP1C
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCpoWjUYcB
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BcY2JCoBQ
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu3z68OWKx
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6bwb7dkmv
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2GrbvXaqR
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsiVW9IBgE
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwfcRCCZds
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhDuskul31
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMp3tHU0zQ
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTuJtbdmbx
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ221HSmC2xn
悟空：先來一條狗腿。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEawijMBfUG
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0ipQ5dOqh
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbXj8J8EjD
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiqRgCi7zn
悟空：你還會微雕？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIsRakBdBj
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxSsLS3zJW
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5ooREwAzR
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrpHwoSYDs
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