孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKz0BZPB65
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQiQxVlaQA
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP0IVCGT8T
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3UaB2VG0Y
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhSKSTRpWF
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7bk8MyNNx
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdCE8qe4FT
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5WbEIpCGH
悟空：是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5gtJLfciq
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq4l0lDA4D
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpUR5aVGIX
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz2NxomSw7
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeya5bR9pEZ
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPObRlL2505
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XJTscpOpM
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVeQmbgBgm
悟空：很需要。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmz8EEL0Dz
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eJsp9bgd6
悟空：看到了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5wm1VlqrY
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30UL9O5ShQ
悟空：也看到了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl6U7MsHEt
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiwHNERYZ6
悟空：這點不知道。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm5mKYkARq
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpCQHpjcDq
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gY0xk425l
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ56arxTjhN
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EJ4zef7wi
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7Ku5YKbmW
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbD8FP1SRJ
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKQzhs2Q03
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEbMaQoCG9
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuoTgnBXtF
土地：好耶！我早餓了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc9xzmnTID
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeofJFC6Vjy
悟空：我吃飽了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cjUm5iv5Z
土地：我早吃飽了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7veaJeTHBm
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYoYbsU7dp
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtBzhF100G
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi7A2Vy3ty
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rrcVFocqW
悟空：打包帶回家。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB46tuT4e7x
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Amj3psP6Z
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD3KpBuQSE
土地：這下變安全了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd251rGSZJ
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ABkOkAVv
土地：你我繼續清理。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFF0lSnE6h
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMbRYRNk7G
土地：這樣更安全啦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzPaU4OWw1
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVntkeCHSpd
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qQcm0XV8c
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhXb2zVz5K
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXZr3AGBrp
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Od11ahoK8
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8J2eCQRsb
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva5hPYlgVs
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VoSoNhAeY
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3202rlavo
仙女：很多人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNcfry0qTb
悟空：說說。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF4nD6Dj1e
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xhUDfnWJb
悟空：人挺多的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckqtTdfBfF
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj4VtvL8Qt
悟空：還有哪位？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtbZjoJwuQ
仙女：沒了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuUOh54HrB
悟空：人也沒多少。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEk6LCyIvo
仙女：摘桃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj64HH5R57E
悟空：怎麽沒請我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP867QILgkB
仙女：座位滿了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ5T7dF3dC
悟空：理解。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSrMTunZBl
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkhwNDBwWn
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ449m9PRN3y
悟空：怎麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnN6PeLNtw
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyExI6xUig
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMQOJ2vlCL
土地：你不知……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCH4vryygM
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhNlQYQ2D4
悟空在樹上睡著了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hq8m8WoYp
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k4GHUOfMn
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJCj0CoDfM
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeoEQN4Lla
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMSkMEfSIR
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDJHCfFrEr
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsYF7NBNof
土地：有。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP6oJ4S8b7
悟空：你怎麽不早說！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c2uxo00kk
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce9vaTeQ21
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q0813aWF9
土地：你去哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV3vwNk3sQ
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ABKWl7y0u
土地：王母沒請你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXdduAqZ6i
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIEVrlzSuw
土地：你說你不去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzTxonIbzR
悟空：我現在想去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7LX7tXCip
土地：小心。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YutcprOwX
悟空：放心。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydbBIAaCnL
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBP2P72f6X
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKnxxU9090
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsasGUngwj
悟空：大仙去哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFVvJXyRoL
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbwdTh486k
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC5hqp0oQE
赤腳大仙：啥意思？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12HF4kZfYp
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8eODEFGsN
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDc8URqgdj
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZbF3CLTkO
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAK919aDkf
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL7EAzt0dD
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrO0SjhmFV
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqLMiPgcCS
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFelqzX7N0j
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bnqSam90l
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyZCTrlEVh
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID3rdP5ljU
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE2CoAS6kR
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedgEobMlEu
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BumTEjAOH
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmGTyhkU2Q
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1I5fXcaHz
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAlwBpcjvo
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTfIhpgm9P
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpwqy6vUDB
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwUYqW6yE3
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGrYTFUQEo
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