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今天吃晚餐的時候,由於我阿嬤(外婆)很常拿外面廟裡的東西回來吃。8964 copyright protection126PENANA9sNFHh49ch 維尼
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因此今天她就不吃我煮的滷肉飯了,反而端著一碗看起來就很難吃的炒麵吃。8964 copyright protection126PENANABRHIxL1tqb 維尼
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餐桌上,我和我弟在聊天。8964 copyright protection126PENANAwnka3tiP7V 維尼
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「哥,你知道什麼文最好學嗎?」8964 copyright protection126PENANAwAwtmW7kJ4 維尼
我弟夾了一塊醬燒雞腿肉,表情驕傲的問道。8964 copyright protection126PENANA9odT8kH8vV 維尼
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我搖了搖頭,嘴裏還在咀嚼食物因此沒有回答。8964 copyright protection126PENANAW7rl7NVQhw 維尼
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「答案是:越南文!只要好幾天不洗澡就能辦到了。」8964 copyright protection126PENANAhZxGFOFaSo 維尼
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越難聞,哈哈。(無語)8964 copyright protection126PENANAsq4QiPKxv9 維尼
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但就在那時,我沒空顧慮我弟的答案,表情:( ゚д゚)的看向了坐在對面的阿嬤。8964 copyright protection126PENANA6Etcvl2krQ 維尼
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我弟見我表情奇怪,也看向了阿嬤的位置,表情沒三秒就:( ゚д゚)。8964 copyright protection126PENANAp8nngdPMBs 維尼
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阿嬤居然⋯⋯把麥當勞的糖醋醬拌在炒麵裡吃。8964 copyright protection126PENANAYgzGT7FRpo 維尼
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到底什麼黑暗料理⋯⋯。8964 copyright protection126PENANAZpX5xdGPOK 維尼
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2.超冷8964 copyright protection126PENANABaOh8Vcgu8 維尼
許久未見的急凍鳥,又再一次現身了。8964 copyright protection126PENANAasHsIIVqVA 維尼
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「好冷啊———」我弟的尖叫聲居然飆上了E6。8964 copyright protection126PENANAEacPzTg2r8 維尼
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我馬上去看瓦斯,看了半天也沒發現問題,而我弟才廁所裡已經冷的瑟瑟發抖了。8964 copyright protection126PENANAyQWELkZCS3 維尼
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「我感覺住在西伯利亞啊!」8964 copyright protection126PENANAVTbXyvr9Dk 維尼
「嗚呼!我要用洗髮精排個SOS!太冷了吧!」8964 copyright protection126PENANAWPwlkXtyZX 維尼
「哈囉各位觀眾大家好,這是我在寒冷暴風雪生存的第87天⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection126PENANA86pLpHVUQ1 維尼
「雪欸~花飄飄~北風蕭蕭~啊啊啊,冷到變蛋頭了!」8964 copyright protection126PENANAUVZ9hgJAgq 維尼
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嗯,看來是冷到精神失常了。8964 copyright protection126PENANAzNDvPJsk85 維尼
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吹頭髮的時候也是,像隻雞一樣叫個沒完。8964 copyright protection126PENANAjdwKWiaSBx 維尼
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怎麼春天比冬天冷啊⋯⋯8964 copyright protection126PENANAzWWwWyhH5h 維尼
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3.TFBoy V.S. Baby Shark8964 copyright protection126PENANAk8X5HRY9wq 維尼
TFBoy可以說是我弟的童年,也因為這樣,我弟和我媽展開了一場家庭大戰。8964 copyright protection126PENANAKMWL4pSZQe 維尼
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事情的起因是,我在吃橘子的時候無意間唱出了一句:「我只想給你給你寵愛~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAgx891kjgtB 維尼
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然後我弟就非常自然的接上了:「這算不算不算愛~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAK3AoMG9Qyn 維尼
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重點是這首歌我們已經超過5年沒聽了,但卻像是印在了我們DNA裡一樣,揮之不去。8964 copyright protection126PENANAlYuHthRMIE 維尼
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於是我們開始測試:8964 copyright protection126PENANAVJKIOrnjX5 維尼
「傳說中魔法的城堡~」8964 copyright protection126PENANA7LT5BnmQPT 維尼
「有夢幻的味道~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAjSLTQUAJMF 維尼
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「當我必須像個完美的小孩~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAXAVAlHuBvY 維尼
「滿足所有人的期待~」8964 copyright protection126PENANANt8ROS8oAy 維尼
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「我愛你~愛著你~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAmPsGkUDijc 維尼
「愛到好愛這樣的自己~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAEkKwccmTaa 維尼
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就這樣接唱到我媽受不了。8964 copyright protection126PENANAuRIq0IX1Bw 維尼
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「可不可以別在唱了,小時候都聽到膩了。」我媽也拿了顆橘子扒來吃。8964 copyright protection126PENANAJDXScfsytw 維尼
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我和我弟相視而笑,我弟不滿的回懟道:「拜託!我們小時候聽這個可讓你們少聽了好幾年的baby shark欸!是不是應該感謝我們?」8964 copyright protection126PENANAHP7A9EHvuh 維尼
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我媽輕笑一聲,說:「呵,我還寧願聽Baby shark。」8964 copyright protection126PENANAzDOlu6QNLb 維尼
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「屁啦!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAuj4amr6quo
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聽我媽這麼一說,我和我弟都炸了。8964 copyright protection126PENANAG5KbkpupdU 維尼
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「你真的確定嗎?」我弟臉上浮起一層隱瞞,而我也無奈的笑了笑。8964 copyright protection126PENANA6y2vaikOBV 維尼
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「就真的啊。」我媽的答案脫口而出的一瞬間,我們相識彼此,立馬在腦中有了共識。8964 copyright protection126PENANA3BTbn7QNFk 維尼
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我們朝天空跳了一下,落地時一起張開雙手,跳起了那在幼兒園、小學跳到爛掉的舞。
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「Baby~shark dododododo~8964 copyright protection126PENANA0WM0agDROc 維尼
Baby~shark dododododo~8964 copyright protection126PENANAVCM2VBdAse 維尼
Baby~shark dododododo~130Please respect copyright.PENANAVyse8KeqYp
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Baby~shark!」130Please respect copyright.PENANARsuLdMLDz9
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就這樣一路唱到連Uncle都出來了,我媽也受不了了。8964 copyright protection126PENANANP8vs1sZDF 維尼
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「好好好!好了!TFBoy比較好聽!得了吧!」8964 copyright protection126PENANADWzFHu37Sb 維尼
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眼看這場戰爭我們終於獲得了勝利,我們擊了個掌。8964 copyright protection126PENANAAiTWTtaME6 維尼
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看下次還有誰敢說Baby Shark好聽。8964 copyright protection126PENANAxpaaxf8Lih 維尼
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4.一首歌8964 copyright protection126PENANArslqkBNVDV 維尼
今天晚上,我弟寫功課寫到一半,突然轉頭對著在練鋼琴的我說:「哥我想聽音樂,不想聽你彈琴。」8964 copyright protection126PENANAmq370FrNjl 維尼
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太傷人了吧!8964 copyright protection126PENANA2CMFBuVzD7 維尼
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於是我只好拿出手機,播音樂給他聽,結果就播到了一首很慢的歌。8964 copyright protection126PENANAXsNYWGKdnD 維尼
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「哥,可以轉掉嗎?」我弟似乎不喜歡這首歌,看著我哀求道。8964 copyright protection126PENANAEaSRlVZ8AJ 維尼
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我挑起一邊眉毛,說道:「你又沒聽過,怎能就這麼斷定這首歌難聽?」8964 copyright protection126PENANAosBeH2sdfw 維尼
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「我聽過。」我弟似乎以為這麼說我就會把歌轉掉,但我可是狐狸欸?8964 copyright protection126PENANAAaR2VQB9LU 維尼
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聰明又賤的存在!8964 copyright protection126PENANAwqI4V95G5A 維尼
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「把副歌完整唱出來就給你轉。」8964 copyright protection126PENANAUll1SDtTou 維尼
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我弟一聽臉都綠了,認真聽了一會兒哼出了一些調,然後又被我要求清唱一次,而他為了清唱又繼續仔細聽了幾次,直到最後一次副歌結束⋯⋯8964 copyright protection126PENANABbv2swKtZc 維尼
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「我學會了!」我弟興奮的說道,但是⋯⋯8964 copyright protection126PENANAYQNAGLDrq4 維尼
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「恭喜!你成功把它聽完了喔~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAGoYUMtdXqh 維尼
「⋯⋯祝妳(問候語)」8964 copyright protection126PENANAftUzAbFk9I 維尼
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結果你們知道這首歌結束後我給他聽什麼嗎?8964 copyright protection126PENANAM7sTJwDCb3 維尼
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「What does fox say!8964 copyright protection126PENANADH2HUIKMpM 維尼
丁丁丁丁丁~」8964 copyright protection126PENANAnL2vugbcbV 維尼
「啊啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection126PENANAYSTCLMbqCk 維尼
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聽到最後他軟啪啪的趴在了書桌上,一臉已經對世界產生絕望的模樣。8964 copyright protection126PENANAt3wYnVy9oX 維尼
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「好啦,給你聽我寫的歌。」8964 copyright protection126PENANA4Zlo4C83BM 維尼
「你還是播Baby shark 吧。」8964 copyright protection126PENANAq5x7KU91PB 維尼
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太過分了吧?8964 copyright protection126PENANAjRIoDhUekj 維尼
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