「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDrqgrRGux
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Asv2qRQQ
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxoFEn1NIx
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpFa5Xd4s
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstuXbrePkg
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCwwFcvpIF
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbIVcr6VT3
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBPl5iwndK
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e1726sTwd
魂。初弒既黑影。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysjKR50Pnm
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0AAo6Iwu2
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBkN7Lz5py
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0g19dzFkl
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhq8RNaQ5m
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX97XXI1rfG
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZD4TwxsPp
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYhrt5EUe9
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC87Zatj2Wz
點知佢…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU3HkidhFx
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I1W4KRhuW
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSYOp2peal
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQadwvDXSnG
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97e8kmtT6T
佢冇回應我，而且仲…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJyTvk5JYh
嘔多啖出黎，再而…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtuJ1n4V1P
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ksa04Cyv6
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehKlP9QeM1
但係第二時間…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEILjtoCtn
就係屌柒佢，因為…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGBCv0ZAzw
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYKwqJHuyx
「攪乜撚野呀你？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4kXlNzAET
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoyLxnYVjX
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG9qA17n4I
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3KvaR4L0H
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzNNO2fMmx
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLbEQeFPjQ
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3IdP3PCPw
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1huvqxKDYG
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7HfekkDue
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPeoUdADrk
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wDzvuiooV
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTw71GE33z
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23O8MM2XWP
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSuhBz02iE
我仲飛左埋佢度。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMSjmilmyI
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTcUNtnWs2
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm234E4qm4C
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K2d6GHdLJ
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Fsh3jsOE
「乜水呀？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d4H6SMBuA
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNos8q9hsnj
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0yNP3I8Ot
「屌你咩，你專登架？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyBiWVGhdK
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvfhgQSERL
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8PaXldO4A
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrJOnhcvbO
「你呃佢教既。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl1DructcX
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yN68ySU5o
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzTsWf0PYv
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAxBG2m8Jm
「仆你條街！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul5Q5tQszO
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1gPpUUSDX
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeqoIjJi90
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJP2v4b3kr
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJv5n6MaD0
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vQllwZcFW
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMeBRYWC0j
點知…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cUwrdrDII
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmXHMIdr4A
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dBosC0y1y
