火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFgPqXkVIp
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dgKW3UVE7
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BMQuqG3Xh
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XdYFoqU15
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs54wGYE2L
所以我咁回應︰704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9owpTUEsKe
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDE2v6uPpo
不過我知衰…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3SgyMbteF
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeJsxJYtsT
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFgSlqnv2r
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNuARDwDqC
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKsyINcHJw
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciOJHwWkqC
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsgeFtYLmv
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkPMctXa0n
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vy0KWueqv
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqf2YJDbBu
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO8RlRS7PV
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYJ53N6xo8
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGXkOxwVPj
「唔信！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzB69zFQbv
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrqLt4JYd7
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3niDsWNy8G
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzyygddDKJ
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItmb6oaRWT
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNcCqR167P
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMuBNlLWUP
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyuUZ0SF5v
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd1c8A3dsF
「我唔講人是非架喎。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4DADjR4qI
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHpZC5MneP
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFxw2JDR5D
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHygPuad0G
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXW0TgFHqF
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDIXxmXeiX
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitVuwGCDFo
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9vWVFLdUd
「係呀，一陣再玩。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARuS1ZjVY4
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZJ2UAyTrR
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EjKddWckN
而響呢個時候…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN0omvHLiE
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCegmsaoyz
「死人？有人死左？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ucAvB1DyZ
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFshAEz4LVM
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23cAGPORLr
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7kkeg7p9u
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnGyvydtO7
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FqerLZwHf
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUjKGFKeDE
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs7ThXUuGq
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SwgO1maHI
點知…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3last8NL1W
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWw3b0MotT
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReHyzGi5w0
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMlfkUkXaR
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NWWkqjdft
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM78GXU7OU
既麻甩佬！？704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZzVbm2V04
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAekhkqw34
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLCDpRUmL5
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ebd7xeRtd
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ja4GD6oHO
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IYjQpCmaq
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tyuROoLYa
「做乜呀？」我問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw9MD7yEKq
「你露丁呀！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbKrkLp8N1
「邊個李路丁呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj0sUPX8rV
「你下面呀！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGUHB7dc73
「邊個李夏面呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eCYVMY6eo
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3ElzKxDTJ
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lfBX2leuH
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlDUXOIPIU
