傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpkmIKKszG
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9f7zeHiXk
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyL6xhrY8X
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uMwxlGBH2
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3IAEBQxOw
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN81L2HA8C
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVJfIVmpuJ
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkan0twI8g
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fk8Bi5C9Q
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbiLxQcuGC
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9makyspWF
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJGi7bVqDE
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIS2jtJA0q
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TyPp1BpOk
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSIjfiF9VP
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYiLWRuKDP
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn3vrEsh9N
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoEABdggOK
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkHlU7oWnH
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZvqDJMZF4
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfvRXezL2D
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6dnqMfFwS
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXNIQa8riZ
第一式，掃理老墓485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhJQtutlgD
第二式，掃溝里興485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UUzBwOM6w
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKNEKOLb0f
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtavZuxA9z0
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwBv8dxSUI
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE73ILXUFm
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrY9hcl0TS
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC3VdycGPs
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sDSMVIRTr
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjn7XgmWrz
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DnRWAyIVs
我可以肯定左一樣野...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbv74NdbI7
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8YdGZc9LA
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxOqG0atxG
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMildschhWk
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBaZNg4OtD
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkYbTYbgZO
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadarYZ7aQ2
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyw0DniKRc
（啪啪啪～)485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p5QeJ5OPM
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJtrC8uiCC
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1bK41uhSF
「做乜你響度既？」我問。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qxSTfUWJ4
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BVEePbBKM
「哼。」師父。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsum7vmD2ob
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpEWdA971m
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfYnPlm0C0
「余小欣！？」我問。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZVr6mIFlJ
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9nwAmDNeR
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAzhJ7UzXt
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtg2nicGIi
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEILCViklhk
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm4joeV5tr
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9SROJwxM9
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQZlHUrHvp
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkYSm81fot
「OK，出發！」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx1pvu86EK
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NKbdmvQ4i
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLoz8izliz
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3t0jevF95
