傾掂數之後,我就疊埋心水,諗住用呢十日時間...485Please respect copyright.PENANATpkmIKKszG
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功,當中有時間既話…485Please respect copyright.PENANAY9f7zeHiXk
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。485Please respect copyright.PENANAJyL6xhrY8X
我練完一日既第二式之後,又返左去Pantry...485Please respect copyright.PENANA5uMwxlGBH2
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...485Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3IAEBQxOw
「百變怪,你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密?」485Please respect copyright.PENANAhN81L2HA8C
「你老母係男人?」佢回應我。485Please respect copyright.PENANACVJfIVmpuJ
「你老母係甲由添呀!唔講呢D喇!我發現掃地僧真係高人黎,佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」485Please respect copyright.PENANAJkan0twI8g
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...485Please respect copyright.PENANA7fk8Bi5C9Q
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …485Please respect copyright.PENANAmbiLxQcuGC
「佢咁都俾你坤到,你真係信?」百變怪問我。485Please respect copyright.PENANAY9makyspWF
「或者...佢老,冇記性啫。」我回應佢。485Please respect copyright.PENANApJGi7bVqDE
「仲有,你真係相信佢呢套係武功?唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩?485Please respect copyright.PENANAeIS2jtJA0q
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」485Please respect copyright.PENANA1TyPp1BpOk
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀?掃完一日街,你唔興合合就出奇啦。」485Please respect copyright.PENANASSIjfiF9VP
「唔係呢,真係好唔同架,不如...你都試下練丫。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAeYiLWRuKDP
「多謝夾盛惠喇!你係想練既,我支持你,但係你練你既功,我再搵下野好過。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAmn3vrEsh9N
「好,但係...你有搵到野咩?搵完兩日仲想搵?」我連問兩個問題。485Please respect copyright.PENANAgoEABdggOK
「我發現D膠Post好好笑,我追緊幾個。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAdkHlU7oWnH
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。485Please respect copyright.PENANAxZvqDJMZF4
之後既幾日,百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...485Please respect copyright.PENANAPfvRXezL2D
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。485Please respect copyright.PENANAb6dnqMfFwS
不知不覺間,我已經學晒九式既要訣...485Please respect copyright.PENANAtXNIQa8riZ
第一式,掃理老墓485Please respect copyright.PENANAzhJQtutlgD
第二式,掃溝里興485Please respect copyright.PENANA5UUzBwOM6w
第三式,掃三度四,呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊485Please respect copyright.PENANAVKNEKOLb0f
第四式,掃月雷霆,係一招向天掃,可以格擋用485Please respect copyright.PENANAtavZuxA9z0
第五式,掃女心驚,呢招乸乸地,唔係幾明點用485Please respect copyright.PENANATwBv8dxSUI
第六式,掃背餩風,呢招有D似回馬槍485Please respect copyright.PENANAtE73ILXUFm
第七式,掃鶴零分,將凌空既物件化整為零485Please respect copyright.PENANAtrY9hcl0TS
第八式,掃蝕恐聾,呢招恐怖,可致人七孔流血485Please respect copyright.PENANAAC3VdycGPs
第九式,掃膠無形,同無影腳一樣,以超高速掃擊對手。485Please respect copyright.PENANA1sDSMVIRTr
D招式名係有D難頂,但係老人家冇咩學識,冇計啦...485Please respect copyright.PENANAsjn7XgmWrz
不過最起碼,呢D名我都仲接受到丫,而且...485Please respect copyright.PENANA4DnRWAyIVs
我可以肯定左一樣野...485Please respect copyright.PENANATbv74NdbI7
就係呢九式真係武功黎,因為...485Please respect copyright.PENANAR8YdGZc9LA
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...485Please respect copyright.PENANAoxOqG0atxG
我試過用佢,將一罐汽水...485Please respect copyright.PENANAMildschhWk
只係打一下啫,就分左屍。 485Please respect copyright.PENANAaBaZNg4OtD
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...485Please respect copyright.PENANAFkYbTYbgZO
響呢度,我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...485Please respect copyright.PENANAadarYZ7aQ2
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。485Please respect copyright.PENANADyw0DniKRc
(啪啪啪~)485Please respect copyright.PENANA0p5QeJ5OPM
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...485Please respect copyright.PENANAmJtrC8uiCC
無錯,經過幾日既苦練,我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。485Please respect copyright.PENANAw1bK41uhSF
「做乜你響度既?」我問。485Please respect copyright.PENANA9qxSTfUWJ4
「精彩,的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。485Please respect copyright.PENANA0BVEePbBKM
「哼。」師父。485Please respect copyright.PENANAsum7vmD2ob
「第一代少林十八銅人之一,九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。485Please respect copyright.PENANAxpEWdA971m
「你都幾眼厲架喎,無錯,我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAnfYnPlm0C0
「余小欣!?」我問。485Please respect copyright.PENANAeZVr6mIFlJ
「有咩問題?」師父問返我轉頭。485Please respect copyright.PENANAT9nwAmDNeR
「冇,個名太美妙喇,就咁聽個名,相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAIAzhJ7UzXt
「恭喜你呀契弟,竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。485Please respect copyright.PENANAMtg2nicGIi
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野?」我問。485Please respect copyright.PENANAEILCViklhk
「邊撚個方丈呀?」師父問。485Please respect copyright.PENANApm4joeV5tr
「呢,柒撚懵懵,食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。485Please respect copyright.PENANAF9SROJwxM9
「哦,你講早洩呀?佢係我後輩,佢根本唔知我既存在。」485Please respect copyright.PENANAOQZlHUrHvp
「我都知架喇,佢筆帳,我遲D先同佢計,契弟,我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。485Please respect copyright.PENANAfkYSm81fot
「OK,出發!」485Please respect copyright.PENANAkx1pvu86EK
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆,準備好武功...485Please respect copyright.PENANA4NKbdmvQ4i
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇!485Please respect copyright.PENANAeLoz8izliz
唔知到時會遇到咩呢? 485Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3t0jevF95