傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7Uz4zjkLh
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkL76wtPwi
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fs00g0U7j
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(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iYlCH5zNH
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd2g9db8uz
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「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeKksEtUBH
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnjU4Ztqtc
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65ZauIe9ii
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU34qeqWGc
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnM728C3qs
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg5XghEK7y
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsLt97L1gL
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VNn4ZYIzE
第一式，掃理老墓455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4e13hgJUP
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第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFcQ9Ts2Sp
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cd5kHBKEp
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAJdzygQMI
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6rn0eI02d
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就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYs0mYSx7g
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCpsj6P0So
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaVPW9uGdU
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqNFhEmo3m
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfzqYUsWnq
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEkIWSNd3O
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlSOnqNmVk
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzCf1HAl8x
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO1SML4Vq9
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「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf7j0SKZ6R
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsp0NmXH0o
「余小欣！？」我問。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtBzoAu8wH
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgUxExNf3N
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzSC9AZj22
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtdjLrWmfZ
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb9alLfnZw
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd8azREXnB
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbVF82ZMG3
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「OK，出發！」455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Jwk26ZCL
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3ACWTPQKh
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！455Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnk2E5xhiU
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