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No Plagiarism!vq22FB0oDT0gYiKynR2uposted on PENANA 但係點都好,總算冇令兩個女伴誤會左我有愛滋。641Please respect copyright.PENANATK8DsTYP8Q
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「哈哈哈,聽講你地好似有高登膠幣噃!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAK7sEm1ql3B 維尼
岸上面突然又傳黎一把聲。8964 copyright protection637PENANAXBqIT3MTce 維尼
原來係雙牛芝堡包,即係之前再早一個賣包既小販。8964 copyright protection637PENANAM8kUaKt5fv 維尼
之後…8964 copyright protection637PENANAcTAGcl4qIo 維尼
佢一個唔該就掟左一咋包過黎…8964 copyright protection637PENANAxgq2flcDil 維尼
而佢地班死仔又再次立即暈左…8964 copyright protection637PENANAjyhbJ5kMXi 維尼
「喂!乜你D包又有催眠氣體咩?」我大嗌問芝堡包賊。8964 copyright protection637PENANAU86jmXJ4ns 維尼
「冇噃,我諗住拋磚引玉,請你地食下包,等你地感激我,再俾粒膠我咋喎。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAJx9Rek8axg 維尼
「車!早講丫!等我地唔使扮暈丫。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAT1iGcCbP4Q 維尼
之後佢地七個一齊起返身。8964 copyright protection637PENANAplXTwKDjHr 維尼
仲拎起D包黎食,結果…8964 copyright protection637PENANAMf69l5aJd4 維尼
一個又一個咁暈低左…8964 copyright protection637PENANAQGalmdpvjS 維尼
「哈哈哈,你地真係單純,唔放毒氣啫,但係D包有毒藥丫嘛。放心,死唔去既,係要訓返幾個鐘咁啫,哈哈哈。」芝堡包賊講。8964 copyright protection637PENANARjuRjxtI7x 維尼
佢一下就跳躍,上左我地隻船,而家又係淨返我一個對住海賊。8964 copyright protection637PENANAGcusQavBwF 維尼
「點呀?我唔會好似豆腐佬咁,我冇潔癖架,黎啦,黎啦,吐我啦!」佢咁講。8964 copyright protection637PENANA30liWby3Co 維尼
「戇鳩!你話吐就吐呀?咁我咪好冇面!你…你想點呀?」我回應佢。8964 copyright protection637PENANAuqHfuSfIOL 維尼
「我想點,你知架,膠幣唔該。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAY5Wo6pg7yR 維尼
我望一望班死仔,真係一個一個訓到死豬咁,睇黎真係冇人會幫拖…8964 copyright protection637PENANAvEeb9mJge0 維尼
我而家響呢個賊前面,即使係可以用膠幣變身…8964 copyright protection637PENANAoo6jKT1aYZ 維尼
但係一時之間,我真係諗唔到變邊個,加上…8964 copyright protection637PENANAcaUDiOwXDs 維尼
我又唔想嘥左果一萬億。究竟點好呢?8964 copyright protection637PENANA8IQycKcxVO 維尼
「好!唯今之計,寧為肉碎,不作阿源,我選擇跳河,自,盡!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAbnyXfIgltX 維尼
好在,我詭計似乎得丞。8964 copyright protection637PENANAIk1vVADHjn 維尼
「屌你啦!」百變怪突然甦醒,一手將我捉住,再一手…8964 copyright protection637PENANA0vry1pnIvX 維尼
「波多野掌!」打向芝堡包呢個老賊…8964 copyright protection637PENANA4DE8NVHFXh 維尼
結果…8964 copyright protection637PENANAVUt8Jghwlk 維尼
芝堡包老賊 被打到冇雷公咁遠。8964 copyright protection637PENANAf82mLpS1yk 維尼
「你呢招咩名堂話?」我驚呆間突然諗到野問。8964 copyright protection637PENANAo94ATUfVUd 維尼
「般若掌既強化版,波多野掌!係噃,你做乜去死呀?」百變怪問返我轉頭。8964 copyright protection637PENANAdvJJmqLZhO 維尼
「我覺得你地又扮野,所以博你地出手囉。」我回應。8964 copyright protection637PENANAW4xRxHsEo8 維尼
「雖然都算係好既招數,但係頭先我真係暈左,好在我身體識得自行逼走D毒。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAovfjbL4P9H 維尼
「咁屈機!?咁…佢地呢?真係仲暈緊,未醒架?」我再問。8964 copyright protection637PENANAJMcPgSKw5Y 維尼
「呢條老賊唔知係咪老到冇晒味覺,落藥落得好重口味,食左呢D藥,大笨象都可以長眠,不過你放心,佢地六個都身懷高強本領,非一般人也,訓下啫,唔會死既。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAWFT8UPlsfR 維尼
其實我知道佢地仲暈緊之後,我係有諗過去唔去侵犯果兩位美女同伴好?8964 copyright protection637PENANAq4u34LqXNR 維尼
你睇下佢地…8964 copyright protection637PENANA3KH6dYKelt 維尼
幾咁我見猶憐呀。8964 copyright protection637PENANAL8WItTeceU 維尼
(死人鹹濕仔!)8964 copyright protection637PENANAa1YsbhrlyB 維尼
我望望下佢地,唔經唔覺…8964 copyright protection637PENANAIiPJzd2p5B 維尼
原來已經又入左夜…8964 copyright protection637PENANACQakb4pkxx 維尼
而家就連百變怪都訓埋…8964 copyright protection637PENANA1se9K4Fv1L 維尼
而其他人就仲訓緊未醒,淨返…8964 copyright protection637PENANAO7VdjQsDHu 維尼
「淨返我一個人孤身行舟…」我咁講。8964 copyright protection637PENANAF4qMTAhoKI 維尼
點知…8964 copyright protection637PENANA8Jhwagdqsv 維尼
「痕咪搲囉。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAOb75ZQmz3T 維尼
「哇!我屌!」我被嚇親。8964 copyright protection637PENANArtFIjzkxri 維尼
原來係屎忽佢醒左,佢一副未訓醒既樣咁行左去船頭。8964 copyright protection637PENANARxsAGOGwrW 維尼
「我條舟痕又做乜要搲蘿呀?」我定過神黎鬧返佢轉頭。8964 copyright protection637PENANAnT5eagogeX 維尼
「咪酬啦!再酬我就吹你唔吹笛喇!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAWMaJg4VHi2 維尼
呢句說話同佢原本個名不謀而合,好基既。8964 copyright protection637PENANA4ewatf7HCq 維尼
「你三更半夜起身就係為左吹笛呀?唔係又要吹果隻西伯利亞人呀?喂,你識唔識吹第二隻架?」8964 copyright protection637PENANANXl5iCZUWU 維尼
「哦!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAToC37VxpgX 維尼
之後佢拿起支笛,好認真係咁吹…8964 copyright protection637PENANAB2mWprag8L 維尼
(褲夫夫褲父褲夫,扶父褲父褲夫,褲夫夫褲父褲夫,扶夫父扶…)8964 copyright protection637PENANAat9cOOJIxP 維尼
「黐線!唱埋丫笨!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAsiup2uv7Z5 維尼
「哦!秤媽DIE蹺就黎冧,就麗凜就麗凜,秤媽DIE蹺就黎冧,麻甩大姨…」8964 copyright protection637PENANAS7GKye8p7x 維尼
「乜撚野歌黎架?London Bridge is falling down,人地Fair Lady,你變左麻甩大姨,有冇D好聽D架。喂喂喂,你都係唔好唱歌喇,你係思鄉既,你念詩啦!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAfg3a4PIomZ 維尼
「哦!柱玩黐N面依喲姑彎,椅思D沙罌蘇彎,廚抖…」8964 copyright protection637PENANAMKZdDPHlTk 維尼
(啪啪,啪啪啪,趴!) 係跑步聲加一腳。8964 copyright protection637PENANA0qLYNIsEnT 維尼
「哇丫!」慘叫聲。8964 copyright protection637PENANAqN2Y89Vd0I 維尼
(趴噠 ~!) 落水聲。8964 copyright protection637PENANAAkcjjTd86L 維尼
「廚抖,廚抖,廚抖丫嗱!好地地一首《靜夜思》,明明用廣東話讀既,你用普通話丫嗱!你仆街落水冷靜下啦!」8964 copyright protection637PENANAjx275wAal7 維尼
其實係我忍唔住腳,兜屎忽踢左屎忽佢落河。8964 copyright protection637PENANAzDk1aAWlM4 維尼
而家個情景都幾諧趣,隻船應該係因為水流急左而流得快左…8964 copyright protection637PENANAvpLqFPpQWw 維尼
而屎忽佢就好似一隻河馬咁游水追緊我地隻船…8964 copyright protection637PENANABYQ76RDoEO 維尼
本來我仲想問下佢有關廁所果度既事,但係…8964 copyright protection637PENANAZ9yYkMy9Ri 維尼
等極佢都追唔到我地隻船…8964 copyright protection637PENANAF1shY1W7gf 維尼
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之後我就訓左喇。641Please respect copyright.PENANAjAyFCpAec9
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「喂!起身啦契弟!」一聽就知又係百變怪把聲。8964 copyright protection637PENANAlIK18j07oK 維尼
「知喇,而家響邊呀?」我仲係蒙蒙鬆鬆 。8964 copyright protection637PENANANKTAzd6zW9 維尼
我望左一望大家,見到大家都執拾緊行裝,但係唔見屎忽佢…8964 copyright protection637PENANAGPRRr9IHnZ 維尼
「喂,隻河馬去左邊呀?」我問。8964 copyright protection637PENANAr05AN290jm 維尼
「河馬!?」8964 copyright protection637PENANAAJQAbrIYC9 維尼
「我講緊屎忽呀。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAZyV0lEDjZP 維尼
百變怪佢又指一指我後躝…8964 copyright protection637PENANA4bWAyBfEhB 維尼
我以為佢又攪爛Gag,我真係想打柒佢…8964 copyright protection637PENANAtoy4NPil3L 維尼
點知原來…8964 copyright protection637PENANAeknhmq1WYi 維尼
當我一另轉後面…8964 copyright protection637PENANAg8LeVvc5tn 維尼
「哇屌!你攪咩呀?」我嚇到大叫。8964 copyright protection637PENANAArpHGj3V1o 維尼
「多得耶蘇你囉。」8964 copyright protection637PENANAWjBXmvzhGN 維尼
哇,呢下真係唔講得笑,河馬,丫唔係,屎忽佢果然心胸廣闊…8964 copyright protection637PENANAw26Jrtl5S5 維尼
竟然咁樣都冇發我脾氣,但係正當我想多謝佢果陣…8964 copyright protection637PENANAX2m5QEI9a3 維尼
我…8964 copyright protection637PENANAPsFBmzxbg3 維尼
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攪邊科呀?8964 copyright protection637PENANA5PjDYp8hoO 維尼
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