「你叫我五十嵐裕美啦,我係聲優黎架,Over,不過…584Please respect copyright.PENANAncpxgd1dK5
我唔係大姐黎,我係巴打黎。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAlhhvNqvW5n
當時既我,心裡面真係充滿左無限個屌字。584Please respect copyright.PENANAggDQYyZUAs
不過點都好,總算係有個方法聯絡丫。584Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pvd8mRSuB
「咁巴打,唔該你叫我朋友屎忽佢地響寺院門口等等我丫,Over。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAXYcfk9dMeC
「冇問題,Over。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAt1CJKBJ8HM
之後我掛斷左線。584Please respect copyright.PENANApGwbFuLcGX
「多謝你呀,司機街口有落女車神。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAB3cXwMbhOH
「唔使客氣。不過...如果第時,你對你果兩個紅顏知己對耐左想抖下果陣,偷到少少時間出黎,間中諗到我呢個曾經響你人生旅途度閃過下既人,我就已經好開心喇。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAFeDnGF46aa
「哈哈,我真係受寵若驚囉。不過...你又知佢地係我紅顏知己?」我一副尷尬表情。584Please respect copyright.PENANANJqW0TBgkC
「我強行開車車走你果陣,佢地都一副擔心表情。」584Please respect copyright.PENANArb2nhuH2FU
「下,乜...佢地咁擔心我咩?」584Please respect copyright.PENANACIlTqZXD0D
「喂喂喂,咁我呢?」堡主突然插口問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAdfixsgHmrj
「你乘客黎架咋喎。哈哈,不過都好高興認識你。」我回應佢。584Please respect copyright.PENANAgcXXXkkc2r
「超,我又唔係問你,我問女司機咋麻,。哈,不過...都好高興認識到你呢個後生仔。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAbgxtSH9AlU
之後,我地仲討論左唔少高登獵殺森林呢度既環境...584Please respect copyright.PENANAywTp1HuNvJ
最後,堡主仲咁講:584Please respect copyright.PENANAhOj4b0WgpP
「遲D得閒黎我骷髏頭堡行下丫。不過...我諗你都會好快搵到黎我度...」584Please respect copyright.PENANAHdl5Fj5jnD
佢欲言又止咁,我見車都到返方丈寺院前面...584Please respect copyright.PENANABrVqwkUVGa
所以都冇太理佢講咩喇,直接就落左車。584Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ1jwI8h2R
「唔該晒呀,女車神,希望我地好快又見面啦。再見喇,黯沈阿伯堡主。」584Please respect copyright.PENANA4zapyaesW0
「好。」「呵呵呵。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAfIaY4uiOmN
當女車神再次開車出發果陣,我突然有種奇怪既感覺...584Please respect copyright.PENANA057FiikJET
我望一望車上面既堡主,我發覺...584Please respect copyright.PENANA37WnKS0pHT
我好有可能好快就會再次同佢見面,呢種真係一種好奇怪既感覺。584Please respect copyright.PENANAQN7wqD1AWY
... (我呆左一陣)584Please respect copyright.PENANAaHkQleHXSk
我望向寺院門口...584Please respect copyright.PENANA23G6hcGYjX
見到屎忽百變怪小姬佢地真係響度等緊我。584Please respect copyright.PENANAXwsv2tASbc
之後我就衝返埋佢地度。584Please respect copyright.PENANAp0rCCC49ZI
「喂,你地真係有聽收音機呀?」我問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAKUosAeE5lI
「賭撚隨身帶左部收音機用黎聽馬。你冇事丫麻?」百變怪問我。584Please respect copyright.PENANAUR7HzUTcfN
似乎佢地都真係好擔心我下,尤其係小姬同惠那。584Please respect copyright.PENANAc2C1SHvEOK
「屌你丫,頭先響車上攪咩黎呀?」歸藏問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAbspZELUToi
「我估係車震!」屎忽講。(車震即係響車上攪鹹濕野)584Please respect copyright.PENANAvtAsM6x5Hf
「又賭幾多條J?」賭撚。584Please respect copyright.PENANA4Mk1pc1dU0
「最多咪得一條。車震贊成加一。」立花_宗茂。584Please respect copyright.PENANAF0rltky7RY
「頭先個女車神又真係睇得下既,起碼唔係大肥婆。」百變怪。584Please respect copyright.PENANA7nMNKdTcII
「你地咪癲啦!...」我之後解釋返晒成個事件俾佢地聽。584Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z7sia13qj
其實主要係俾小姬同惠那聽。584Please respect copyright.PENANAyJJjygjRkJ
... (講講講講講…)584Please respect copyright.PENANAxh2fmkqbyg
講完一大輪,我地終於規規矩矩咁入左方丈間寺院...584Please respect copyright.PENANA24y5Rmi9QZ
搜索一輪之後,發現同之前一樣,根本係死城一個...584Please respect copyright.PENANA9n2Eq7Blp8
乜人都冇。584Please respect copyright.PENANAKjusIs3vaL
但係...584Please respect copyright.PENANAqlcSJ25t73
正當我地搜索完,想聚返埋,響寺院大門前討論果陣...584Please respect copyright.PENANADWXmgF4ouu
有一個人,一身佛堂大師款,響門口度行左入黎。584Please respect copyright.PENANAtBnoknWCuN
呢個人個樣好奇怪,而最奇怪既有兩點...584Please respect copyright.PENANAHQCQaOYXfO
第一點,佢身上奇怪地有幾袋零食,有包薯片仲響佢手上食緊添...584Please respect copyright.PENANAn9ciI88Je9
第二點,就係佢身邊竟然有幾隻貌似好乖既羊駝跟隨住佢。584Please respect copyright.PENANALErUdn1y4i
「呢個人...唔通就係傳說中既方丈?」我問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAWEqETOYeH2
「係。亦即係我朋友Admin。」屎忽講。584Please respect copyright.PENANAYV91ua0oCT
「即係你想屌佢屎忽果個?」我再問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAnNwLfgWJyK
「我個名係咁叫啫,我鍾意D咩,你知架。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAcdmw5L3f0g
「你兩個究竟有咩關係呀?」小姬(歧視眼一號)。584Please respect copyright.PENANAr16phmUnUk
「你兩個有咩秘密呀?」惠那(歧視眼二號)。584Please respect copyright.PENANAdgSSKBTSnI
「屌你丫!死Hehe!」歸藏。584Please respect copyright.PENANAcOy62qy6pt
「仆街啦你!你就Hehe!你Hesheit添呀!」584Please respect copyright.PENANAcqGcr6BUU5
「契弟,唔好廢話住,了解左呢條方丈乜頭乜路先。」百變怪反而顯得異常冷靜。584Please respect copyright.PENANADPBOxIrnjI
「好,屎忽,你識佢,你去問下丫。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAXvAHMlNEFP
「係呀,我識佢,但係佢唔識我。」屎忽。584Please respect copyright.PENANAOjDjy8rzKh
「咁你又話佢係Admin,而Admin又係你朋友?」584Please respect copyright.PENANAmruKDTGdZ2
「上高登,勿認真。」584Please respect copyright.PENANAkZaa0TjRTZ