「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdqpYoJdcX
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdZrI4WgwV
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaiXDf9Pdo
咦，練吓功都好噃。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oGxSygCYu
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kFOEcmSHV
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCKDHPqUt1
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcos3rZBy7
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8vs5zH1Eh
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmCSEDFsgN
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbmSh7GEGm
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAYFqoAdRb
魂。初弒既黑影。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6WUDSY0iy
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBjx1CChAo
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDdTCXb3xg
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2mDMIVr1d
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmFtRJjLpw
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4e72xChV3
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRCJXI4ewA
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yGiAYHPVK
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZmrTw8kon
點知佢…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk136MNoajx
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLAHZFY1QJ
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6dK5GTD3L
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1Xo5j0hAY
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRE7wIgtZK
佢冇回應我，而且仲…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePHfefBFRB
嘔多啖出黎，再而…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5L3Whf1mC
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9ntyueZYs
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XssP85MEw
但係第二時間…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGx9NQTFMM
就係屌柒佢，因為…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDKUWuWdUM
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNG5w93Tqc
「攪乜撚野呀你？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTOcKknkAp
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMv22kD5yj
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe71Uk66P4
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh87PlXYMm
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH6R4mhH57
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX5sxq6HaG
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLGraJfEMd
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGjqW5T9AZ
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD8neHalvS
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIglbRMpYw
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8RkAWoKwF
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsiSZj8od0
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpGApG4C3v
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIsHDMCzEH
我仲飛左埋佢度。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T6PXDda5y
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tah74JNDG
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFypaLjhGE
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCBrYejBxK
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfhjJi6Axn
「乜水呀？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagYgb3Fl7w
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH95PqINiK
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXmt5ZaJqo
「屌你咩，你專登架？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPjunKKWk4
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVI3gEBVDO
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KG5EWooIR
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsywBQPGDzw
「你呃佢教既。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXj9EaZ9Xc
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUq2NqChYE
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps6GZJy65N
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1taqBmShbY
「仆你條街！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqcDrUOmHe
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tinFA80DV
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiCSFJ9bse
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2odGjdvAi
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHkhHsVZLM
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLIPeQ0iS3
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowjG3B0ibQ
點知…587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Dj8Gud8y
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRAi9OdZ7N
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWkyRRXLdA
