「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm12RxKES49
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn6YdzFFdH
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEXsDgJxZP
「攪乜撚野呀你？」556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEqrh3V70f
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「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTM8QtuMer
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「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolxEOimpd4
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「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmJk20rPov
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcyuMkJnZ7
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