「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2svxdpMQc
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「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0G16vWq9j
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsVwoSBxyg
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我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjANTweAxD
「哼，猥瑣。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7rParhEbo
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB1EBFSPkV
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2IlqDOdDX
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「都未打過啫。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3VzJwZ1wy
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「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd8AldXvCi
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw0S8m7GGI
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR6PMRyu0y
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9U4YIwxNu
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個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4gXNTy1Pc
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侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVXsE2zhBP
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6RZOC69rd
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjTPLSJaOC
「我問侍女呀。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDgy0P7rXg
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKXFpt048j
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj9Ldq8R1P
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmTfsQBBKn
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvPbVXhQYN
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv21VF1u0hl
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeFKUyvoMX
「係呀，有男仔約！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7MuViqXtq
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「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncokuPfRES
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUBZNtmGun
佢及頭。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb0fnxw0F1
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WrejQKf3q
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1fwjpzIcl
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMdbA1jDdT
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuZlqTMHG5
「咁我呢？你都照打？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPyUVUACq8
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrACxZCQS2g
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCyTS8xBhu
「哈哈，好呀。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVFNGH8WvJ
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RkzIpWSGH
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3BXzaeOI7
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYZTFjmvYf
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihsIkquPk0
「你講真架？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixwfqNLKg0
「假架！前面果句。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzy8vNaaJW
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jFW10UaOf
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSs9Gw94MC
我地好快上左車…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7pRZHnJTR
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「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDZzPiKi6X
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUEszPizrG
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ9oJ6PSFV
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xMau4tCUP
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzAhLsjBVr
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqxkkgclJS
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaXe49BAEr
