「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoEmIU2Snf
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIm5dGIlJQ
「佢追殺我呀！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk4xxK4F1T
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8ESH7nOQy
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrht5yKBA39
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglc8gPBJAQ
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyQ4a8JFQ1
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4yWEXd67J
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsOEtD794X
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxelfZf3pMr
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcPECPyeYB
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxAwSFEYJT
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB9nSmlf3H
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzoIKL15Kx
「哼，猥瑣。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgN8YY7pfZ
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTQhttjpUH
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYhLp2yyGQ
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vJZHN5zdO
「咁打雞呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEKJ3qw2kD
「都未打過啫。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYkoepnK50
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmfeaUcopr
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPvIbSK6zV
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQtba3UYsi
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmufhDO9lb
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00m0SCrcOi
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSud0uwDiG5
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8ydxjLhWX
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF4gIgBZ3d
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LHui69ngz
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnZ7jrb5qf
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIoXx6BJ3B
「我問侍女呀。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJA541Xi7b
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTrV3AA7UF
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iI7U8MlqO
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b3AdcNVn2
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ5bRXb16O
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU2Cx9ByWi
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDrsZPs81c
「係呀，有男仔約！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCVH4OIcac
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqEi9oe9sO
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhlr6dK9vo
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9D0OgqqLN
佢及頭。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1es0sMiyHi
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcfRdtOGzE
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnF7Klbok1
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKEoFwEdpl
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVLxA38AWF
「咁我呢？你都照打？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnVXGFIAnu
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw2Mmy88rX
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCmg84rc7T
「哈哈，好呀。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xaC1KZV1G
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIkTWnj7Yf
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLOPa8j2hR
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NNQFZN2gq
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRS4MGK9C5
「你講真架？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFPBbowuwQ
「假架！前面果句。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VSUHp7JTt
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqfLB9SXUO
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AiyaTF0Fe
我地好快上左車…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WWWRtZa6h
響車上面…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg8X4rciQR
侍女咁問︰537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOJIkR4cOZ
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHbf5JVBKK
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli4msXvdMV
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSXvcyPWvn
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3lXMG4Vcq
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLu2It53go
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRMq8ntAsS
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08tF11jkJs
