… (我暈左既時間)492Please respect copyright.PENANAFz6txSkGCI
過左唔知幾耐之後,我起返身…492Please respect copyright.PENANAsRGEWnmpQd
「呢度邊度黎架?」我問。492Please respect copyright.PENANA6q9NNsMOAN
「仲響骷髏堡。」係百變怪。492Please respect copyright.PENANAPlyZBbygPW
「其他人呢?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAgUo7UBZb3E
「多得你,暫時平安無事。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAy6TS4d87SW
「多得我!?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAFty873f8xr
「你訓左八九個鐘左右,出面仲食緊堡主既生日飯。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAQTpoCkH1Xa
「我問你點解講多得我呀。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAjKdXgG5t36
「尋晚件事你咁快就唔記得喇?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAimHlgUW4S7
「尋晚?即係唔係黑超男。你講緊…受傷果條友…咩咩咩雪花神針,係咪呀?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAto6lZZaCYS
「咪係囉,你估骷髏堡主佢白痴咩,佢尋晚開始冇訓過,因為要保護呢度既客人,我諗佢同我諗法一樣,認定左有殺手混左入黎,係咪真係雪花神針就唔知,但係佢盡量想大家圍埋一齊,咁樣大家都安全D。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAZP4oXcnn8d
「所以一大朝早就攪個比試?」492Please respect copyright.PENANA5oyfNqs5Dt
「其一啦,所以咪話多得你囉,你一棍摳爆左個成個場,你估有冇殺手夠膽輕舉莽動丫嗱?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAtUVhy1SFP6
「哈哈,我只係…」492Please respect copyright.PENANAzPOHMuYMY0
「嬲丫嘛,我知!因為惠那條靚妹丫嘛。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAxWuEXnlIgm
「哈哈,係呀…係呢,咁…而家點呀?」492Please respect copyright.PENANAMvRTcrJs4p
「你肚唔肚餓丫?餓就出去食吓野。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAeo3raS2lcK
「餓呀!」492Please respect copyright.PENANApRaDXURVUA
… (之後我地就出左去酒席度食野)492Please respect copyright.PENANAThQxjOdKI0
酒席上面一切正常過乜,我飲左八九十支可樂同趙左十八九碗飯就飽左。492Please respect copyright.PENANAIXDGL1iMXe
「哈哈哈,恭喜你呀堡主。」我講。492Please respect copyright.PENANAStiZ7zf0oF
點知…492Please respect copyright.PENANAqpBOPAqLwC
我突然發現全場既人都噗響度訓晒覺,唔通係飲醉晒!?492Please respect copyright.PENANAmXtdSIp3jE
咁奇怪既… 492Please respect copyright.PENANAyiXyKC52O9
我望一望堡主,再望一望百變怪…492Please respect copyright.PENANAvSR5fa7uZ7
好在,佢兩個都有同我單眼,即係話佢地兩個都係扮暈既…492Please respect copyright.PENANAlibwGP3vd8
之後,我再望吓其他人,發現佢地都同我單眼,原來佢地都係扮暈既…492Please respect copyright.PENANAsd5sl5urQp
我甚至連堡主既僕人都望埋,發覺佢地都係扮暈既…492Please respect copyright.PENANA0mfzS22Edn
「屌!玩乜撚野呀?」我忍唔住口爆左出黎。492Please respect copyright.PENANAXpNONO31U0
點知…492Please respect copyright.PENANAAxiguVM9lu
「哈哈哈,D藥總算有效,係暈剩一條粉腸啫。」492Please respect copyright.PENANArT6DiIy1ln
「咪睇小佢,之前一吓就打爆左個台,唔係小野架。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ2SML9jkH
「車!我有睇住佢食左我地落左藥既飯同可樂,佢即使唔訓,都肯定冇晒力。」492Please respect copyright.PENANAVivaydgnGA
講野既係…492Please respect copyright.PENANApAr2aEwRQL
「乜又係你兩個呀?」我講。492Please respect copyright.PENANATqKl79Glwe
佢地係毒氣雙子,霸氣的毒拎同毒拎咪FF。492Please respect copyright.PENANAhkSmyWDcji
「仲有我地!」492Please respect copyright.PENANA0ggSDJm5pd
係五人組,我有收集癖﹑咸濕肥仔﹑勝仔﹑巨龍卡住左同夫撫褲扶婦父。492Please respect copyright.PENANA29reItuAhB
「你地唔似係大佬,仲有咩人?」我問。492Please respect copyright.PENANAlZKT11YLiV
「咁都俾你估到,冇錯,我地呢期大佬係 — 雪花神針雪花糕大人!」 492Please respect copyright.PENANAwMb7e0KPRv
一個貌似楊恭如既女子含住碌野慢慢行左出黎,估計佢就係 — 雪花糕 。492Please respect copyright.PENANAWm50GdWm4L
「咁鍾意含簫既佢?」賭撚醒左。492Please respect copyright.PENANAPKaZgHEeEu
「仲要好大碌添。」百變怪起埋身。492Please respect copyright.PENANAus1ZRlxM7j
「笛黎架屌你。」我回應。492Please respect copyright.PENANAR4aMUbOsyH
「唔好望住我,我果支係陶笛。」屎忽都跟住起身。492Please respect copyright.PENANAoQZ7bmvlHn
「女仔黎家嘛。」惠那搭口。 492Please respect copyright.PENANAiEE9gyG93f
惠那語出驚人,道出了女仔要含簫是正常的大道理。492Please respect copyright.PENANAlOYdduHE2K
而家仲攪到大家都望住佢添。492Please respect copyright.PENANAnbR5Ieyt3D
「屌你丫!又係喎,唔通男仔先鍾意含蕭咩?哈哈哈。」歸藏。492Please respect copyright.PENANAMDaK8L1d3i
「含啦你!」立花_宗茂都頂佢唔順。492Please respect copyright.PENANAh7A0n9UHUL
「你地班壞人做咩冇跟法老乜既?」而我就問返班壞蛋。492Please respect copyright.PENANAoaIPbNgPeP
「自從法老泥迷你豆豆潛左水之後,我地就跟左雪花糕大人喇!」班壞蛋。492Please respect copyright.PENANAiCUKY6wIWC
「嘍囉!果然係唔同D!」百變怪。492Please respect copyright.PENANASjB31iHDyt
「就連上手老細個稱號都變成老泥喇,真係悲哀。」屎忽。492Please respect copyright.PENANAOl8Gmjg5e8
「咦,做乜九野全部人都冇暈既?」霸氣的毒拎。492Please respect copyright.PENANAuWbWIH3c1f
「唔通落錯藥?」毒拎咪FF。492Please respect copyright.PENANAJqL0ifFgre
「藥係冇錯,不過我攞走晒啫。你地D人都黐溝線,我銀針都未落,成盤餸就變左黑色,大佬,點食呀?」係堡主。492Please respect copyright.PENANAfbiOYzgoIM
「咩餸黎架?」五人組問,睇黎唔係佢地落,呢Part應該係毒氣雙子做既。492Please respect copyright.PENANAyKTlucBvLb
「白果豆腐!」堡主回應。492Please respect copyright.PENANAKeqqt10wDN
「咁野飲呢?可樂冇理由黑色會有問題喇呱?」毒氣雙子問。492Please respect copyright.PENANAP3ocu2dyT0
佢地咁問,估計可樂果Part應該係五人組負責。492Please respect copyright.PENANAN6vCJMdum6
「D可樂嘔晒白泡呀。」堡主再回應。492Please respect copyright.PENANAlrmFceWoo9
「哼,廢柴!少少野都做唔到!」雪花糕。492Please respect copyright.PENANAYEdkYWaN4a
… (到我身邊班友仔廢話時間)492Please respect copyright.PENANAV1JBPjw3Mc
「呢種Boss唔好有低沈期,唔係肯定俾下屬輪姦。」屎忽。492Please respect copyright.PENANAT2cqDsw2st
「好睇噃,我想睇呀!」賭撚。492Please respect copyright.PENANAVwN8iWFZlB
「黐線,我地小日本大把啦。」立花_宗茂。492Please respect copyright.PENANAt86khGYtf0
「屌你丫!椎名正呀喂!西口西面果吓真係唔屌唔得!」歸藏。492Please respect copyright.PENANArPo8J4L1HJ
「下流!」惠那。492Please respect copyright.PENANALHGs06urZg
「咁如果你俾人輪呢?」百變怪。492Please respect copyright.PENANAeE89bxp9Nv
「梗係上流啦!」惠那再回應。492Please respect copyright.PENANArSq7a59jEe
講到呢度,我反而諗起惠那佢俾嘿手黨蝦既果件事…492Please respect copyright.PENANAaIxeL2CoiU
所以感覺難免有D黯然神傷。492Please respect copyright.PENANAm3olBMSMoN
「原來全部人都冇事,咁我就當冇事發生,下次再黎過啦。」雪花糕。492Please respect copyright.PENANA2bS6hEmGu4
「喂!你條港女丫,你話黎就黎,話走就走呀?」其他席上客咁講。492Please respect copyright.PENANAwtSH0S2bDH
「咁你地想點丫?」雪花糕。492Please respect copyright.PENANAAkz4zGXJyQ
「嘻嘻嘻…」 492Please respect copyright.PENANAamV4QIKDyK