響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb0nAZAgEO
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5JLNPMcez
不過點都好...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwNAiTiny0
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNswHFeufpr
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfQXXooo3X
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BiaoVWw9t
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhTksAyGtB
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C7tTPE2EQ
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVeN0VJ24n
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxv1L90ZRr
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2yavJd5oQ
「有咩著數先？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLpDDphaDI
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mRSEmEJ0B
「嗱，你講架咋。」 516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuSXWqghST
雖然練習掃地神功真係...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWfAph1HPF
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BxoIUhrRk
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WaplheeHF
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K9PEBNSKu
我真係由心到笑出黎。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM0UNt7cHk
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPKbh5Lb7v
之後我返左去Pantry...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1LX0jI6G4
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyxjJjcFNt
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmNwovrp4b
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2wXsI4hCC
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8QMb1eaYX
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf59TYyc3N4
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHwmpCVuIn
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n1jK28hNX
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI2HiS9qe2
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz07bzrZe6
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLo4CSZPXd
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmLwOYuyOB
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMuHIQuDMv
不過我即刻接多句：516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM58J5lIXq
「喂！幾點呀？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDTAQ6kj1F
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55dC8gO0Ls
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoED4Q4eqXX
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Kzwzrrcv
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF92yy4HUDd
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYYY7yP8IV
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtRYB8SFcz
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbA7ff7vuO
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGMMUahBCZ
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXLs4OwBld
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiE5WWOOwv
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpyizHZy5E
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5JsNaNdXg
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3InlqrRgz
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNLRv20Ijv
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiTwwfhTOg
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIyx6EVSYk
... (練習過程)516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzK2meMJJi
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEoqxAh8Tv
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxFwgFsapd
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5aZLt5rAT
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNpIozpNJd
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWFwZRvdN5
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5jBxL9WKO
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAPxtR7SuO
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvim3tXEadk
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHaYDVItxK
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsCSf9TrwR
最後結果...516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvt0CE1PYA
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AMyo0egdH
