響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzl3PPcu0U
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPQnCMGuza
不過點都好...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U4uVq3cpJ
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmh9Le8TD3
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dE3vA6wTN
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXl2cT9tza
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsauhrb9e2
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ9QiNcVWC
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l3JWktiUo
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo4B5gOehT
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH2JziFpTE
「有咩著數先？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxJs0wE7jf
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxpKrdT21w
「嗱，你講架咋。」 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcOhBqc1W6
雖然練習掃地神功真係...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoaQYIwG51
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTCxp7DE9e
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K1b4n66i3
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER19GYSEIR
我真係由心到笑出黎。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtSKl9bKTk
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlvitXVhRJ
之後我返左去Pantry...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr1SU0m3PT
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybochtawDD
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoHYcwNofu
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmCkPINoNS
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZL5rNDdFs
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oRfQH1qNN
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOxd1YnVtR
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ZEfAkDMD
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdY5594MCj
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkeyLFJvF5
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z2HOELNRy
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSo8xJcLuB
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLj1WoDZuy
不過我即刻接多句：540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj6Y6rjEHi
「喂！幾點呀？」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1nGy15Ikx
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlP5xwUlNF
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59V0YvwPvD
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn3NiwpnY6
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3pyaiiE8I
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRChuGehYOu
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxAGoF8tkP
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnINm0TxHPr
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwr3w1DKLD
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0awDUIELa
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISuf5kn1iC
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ1oVN6I8x
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYeDIY91L2
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6Y5CTAI0E
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6m49brQ3K
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn0hlrIBDL
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR5rJStBIw
... (練習過程)540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQhmKHzmBQ
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYvgTenxK2
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBrEnYtE7M
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UbI1U0Q39
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5eUBuVBJp
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7x3zie6tA
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUVn4jg6o6
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLFAI7tS7R
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m3GPhYLQF
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN28uT0wFkP
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykhiXVvPT1
最後結果...540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xf3qhw160
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfpgXehbSE
