叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9zobJsfr5
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTveYAPg14
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLU6JopjVO
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「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZQdeSJoGL
「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rSDHFr0JS
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFdSeUA0Js
點知…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaqq94ogBk
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHFOo6AWEH
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFgfUE4Y9H
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEpgAMzitB
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqgjammlPR
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5yExAKuuU
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjKCD5x1RI
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支棍臭架！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStqk6nHiDr
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夜來香及頭回應。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s4feITvkx
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAsEiHmJBo
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKYjqAO3Cn
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv6YCK7yWL
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuEo5dai5h
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6mf6Kb3rw
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3IMeBiIc4
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQBUAgPzrU
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbrJwciQFS
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4sxycuQki
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCpQr9PxWV
而當我講完呢兩句之後…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfRPxKtEhU
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbeHNIbm30
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKCZGtei8Z
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhONwZYYzMG
突然…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMy7poDrey
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WEYpmYWLY
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7NFKhfqD2
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHOx2zgrMB
連我都呆左。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74H7f87KDF
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0HQCVzZmw
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNun7LevIYE
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTlPtNxaw8
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj0RhP9pRQ
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWHrcOpI3Z
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfSRrCBz0q
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5zP4VxoSI
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHRIF73c9Q
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATCBCx0J3B
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjC14jsz2g
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCZV22wgWu
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmD60KPSYO
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4DLma9HkY
「小心呀！契弟！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Go1GR0aj
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「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO3t8pyybf
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HGhI8uTwx
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgUXcIivPs
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6eIMNEAGf
我既怒火已經到左極限…461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5riZ6bMIyo
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHeMh5DwXS
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfDwKJkPfQ
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbeyX1ineN
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdnuO6W5PS
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8n89wyj5M
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL4wtoxOlO
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19u9U9hYP8
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv6ZhEEwUG
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRaKY8PV6u
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSgNYZi3BS
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lUSgXpkt7
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXMXDBeMi9
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFawLMjxTDZ
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL7RbOwKTc
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU281Esu2F
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sI9vM2clq
