叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzk1NiPNZO
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeZfdVDutp
「玩吓啫，唔使攞命既。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62mvlXka5x
「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyTlPVWKMf
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「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWOuojXcVp
「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyjSgEkkMz
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XpR0xjk8K
點知…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaAgs5VLL4
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZpcnqvOZX
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X3mrB30t7
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BMapRscdc
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yUxAhs76U
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaTZMfC1Dv
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPcZqAKlEG
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支棍臭架！452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5xdO0rMwI
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夜來香及頭回應。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3NSiEwiXN
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIJPm1VepT
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6FRZPeCxu
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sSaMpCzW2
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoAHW1IpLa
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDFvGL4s6b
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDm0Ih789x
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPca6fmFu2
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI00fjOJXa
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6fy5uFIjX
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIykzoxUaP3
而當我講完呢兩句之後…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGbGNWjQS4
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt1DgZzGc9
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6otvbGwjei
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM2Ic0SKS3
突然…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13ls7Bh4x9
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg1CPz5ao8
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SwdWO65wM
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjLTJoM5Xj
連我都呆左。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxr2rydKOP
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdynZa0aEbX
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fWymqVNBj
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd5JkprIbb
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn8oHgYvN7
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawPSt2iDnD
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrah3nm6E1
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzEmgk5lpi
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm8zd9Qik9
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlFgyCCL3S
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLCYlb7ofg
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6UWkZ0tyr
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPXy0niYO0
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk6rZDSXFD
「小心呀！契弟！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ89d8RbJ0i
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「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUpfu3c9of
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB009KNbBe
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl8qZ8OjNi
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我既怒火已經到左極限…452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUrdZ7Okhd
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVaZbMLozY
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEHz8OFdTo
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwLIGqG0pt
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf9ZbPol1U
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qrCUknu76
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zsm00QnEA
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t1PTs89LQ
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9903Fdnevn
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T7KNlXBpa
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJxfKJmsKE
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jE8E11R5f
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAcXHdbXp7
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllQON5HQkJ
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqB0KamcA5
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TqKLSnISW
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJMWUntzMm
