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「咁早就咁人齊喇？」堡主都從出面返左入黎。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLwnaShR1R
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「係呀，呢次比賽既獎品，就係呢粒夜明膠。」堡主舉起左一粒發光既珠。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHX5cB32fI
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「李光洙！邊度有李光洙呀？」突然有班肥婆學生妹衝左入黎問。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKHBgPP6L9
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之後堡主佢一邊帶我地出去，一邊講解比賽既規則。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIgpUl6co7
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我講完之後，見到有條躝坦行過，仲好似想落注添。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlxB9RuDRc
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「何許人也？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cob220f6M
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