傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Qi4AxS33
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGsNkjZfvn
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8ZyNffzwN
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupvcD70HGN
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xd4O8LesF
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxxLItSx1Y
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdC1dw0h6f
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYMSvOiDxH
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicQLHa2hKu
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvNP9YKhgZ
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ4q70uww9
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5H49Kyiug
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2wI32BMOq
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVJ9r20gVj
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1Ggi9FXbm
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzdEHUC04u
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2XLIBXADz
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrK21kkT59
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0gSS4gFrE
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RiIXQNoGo
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxrMmH1VNu
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpC0obK6j6
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT6jnFzTDT
第一式，掃理老墓469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4nD1kuhHZ
第二式，掃溝里興469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ8Nvl0xgA
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjTSZLSRQQ
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoaO7bmWF8
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRXhbKWUEg
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhZxWLVHpF
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjweelS5bmM
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i20uipi0p
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLvZ5PLv4U
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGM171OtU6
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ5UxGmLnJ
我可以肯定左一樣野...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEfzzTF2y4
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCV3ppVsQK
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRabw8OomA
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vMyUlP2g3
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sfBMnRNcM
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrToM6gSYw
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBbM0oQ2yS
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhQuwDgtEV
（啪啪啪～)469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuml83ilG6
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0n6yoQNGm
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86QC3uhrCc
「做乜你響度既？」我問。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ehDU0uhR
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn1LLmcfpX
「哼。」師父。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Zi6Ub44P
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE4J71o4jb
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLllovO4H4
「余小欣！？」我問。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PfO1UovwM
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIRYIjH2jw
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UKzoV0QkL
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTx3oy5mmO
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNzz3qRFg0
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkYlOl4q5Q
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR3Lgu8G6d
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVDOD0Yo9N
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c0UXoBvOl
「OK，出發！」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkCEQJSLyn
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqOHXQOGWC
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMplRXGJk0L
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLjg5rGMLX
