火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0gJxHcPqx
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D4iXmpuYd
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoC4vYAq5w
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh8KiYemfx
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDAi637eRc
所以我咁回應︰690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgLXmF94zq
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4tUUB7dvw
不過我知衰…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAJirMxOO6
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6ihpo5OdS
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRVqS1dlYY
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBI3CaU4WJ
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXkOamU88e
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZniLOaLdY
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A3QydYDFX
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLwwWsHben
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk93K29XxnP
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIArGRha3M
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9eiRtJSTZ
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKpFCpJRG5
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FnKmbsUAB
「唔信！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1FamANIWE
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTskE6i6k4z
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb65bCMe82w
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhqvimZxJx
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDq0BojmGY
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDI3s3DJwU
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg0junVZDy
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdOm8Loy9D
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY32dNmCDaV
「我唔講人是非架喎。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfop0sHF2a
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB11jrjQgo
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqYk64TR8c
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzHqicPmQM
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD83IAKKDo
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS6pcRLw5r
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX8tNVJLWN
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOrqVCouRj
「係呀，一陣再玩。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVByAmMrgPE
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvzoPGpdPE
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13mLa2rU2e
而響呢個時候…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGJvJs9DAT
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pa233pxg2
「死人？有人死左？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpbUj6s2Vk
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnLw82ZL6i
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDrPtCg6W8
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZo5STDSIi
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lwQ5CkfiO
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7KFanFDzu
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mZ5rOKtul
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpLOnLHyCj
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2AA6rXHs2
點知…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmwhXzCqdV
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfaAckOmmI
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa1sq1cknC
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgdycOHR3F
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VzKg28MX7
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxSTfwZGHr
既麻甩佬！？690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnqZkaZiYN
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7F4nM0X79
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ0Sp77jUz
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRDL8NXII5
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGNoKnxk7g
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdONQmYEBH
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZs6PDs1c5
「做乜呀？」我問。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32LYQabKSo
「你露丁呀！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa5hQAOxtj
「邊個李路丁呀？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKdNKxjMfB
「你下面呀！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt6hb43I9e
「邊個李夏面呀？」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxF57MnlKb
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnVQgajDeH
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Vq7YYrHD
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。690Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdgYV43xvE
