「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM88iNElzb
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEsDox8iYE
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdP7RuQ7xl
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypb4u0DEIi
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkSu1dQ77w
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiH1BR29UL
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQoz3sl3bE
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W3wYA6TYc
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTJzNpfEpE
魂。初弒既黑影。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fD7oaidHa
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y3hRu1Uzt
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zezPqDvIo
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aGNunL6x3
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkw0j4b4rj
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzE1HX21hK
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy1P2JHRzA
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JY5Uc15kg
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglphMSuEjw
點知佢…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mZEyiK49T
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgEbqqLIVE
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5gHZ1Cnsf
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxoURWzK5N
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jk5AS0jq0
佢冇回應我，而且仲…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS56YTRQfj
嘔多啖出黎，再而…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGjxqJYwA4
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0N5vSGJ0x
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA2Ios47c9
但係第二時間…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPw8SsRnVj
就係屌柒佢，因為…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQtG5iRDfL
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cjvZqqMX4
「攪乜撚野呀你？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf7sltPIKQ
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPTKkXmK7
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxl8fys0wL
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKfJoe6fNU
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡies5YEQrxE
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovD8zglBtg
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLq4bbsMGl
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBeZdEd9V5
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3uO4E63wS
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDhzak4ePf
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYfGhdbrCy
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wBMKPnIvA
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfVi4NFcS2
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtjuYGTjwX
我仲飛左埋佢度。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh6lgzs9iG
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDyeHG38V5
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKyLvtv4Su
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48g3xMN49k
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLGm9LxAIJ
「乜水呀？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmECLKqlnDF
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksZkjMjCBy
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKdBYyQnyY
「屌你咩，你專登架？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE18WTFTr02
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD09HsucWS0
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavj5jZFXGc
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8hEAyqhEk
「你呃佢教既。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8AOC62S7r
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFInhcyXHHB
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP68JKwlYlH
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXlWfbOdmU
「仆你條街！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuvNUUuOkx
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydiZNbKa1q
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQeuQJyQf2
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdVQwvo8Lf
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwWMzrtqsL
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkexm8qXgTX
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1aXaciaJm
點知…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq5V45ZdOB
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ2qr3GgVQ
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyhzOtZT3q
