傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BH4tNqFNw
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHaFS0dvDE
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMl9YdVhXP
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnFO43Qtck
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA50ZFbHR9
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwgUMvlnoc
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcrCSctTPD
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUS78gc7fB
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5mhqxNeBE
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIzdCGEIin
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZvENBnmIr
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihLXa7mh1S
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowrJi8Zgx0
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthCPQOtgqV
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj4yG4RmYg
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4Yf1zHKAt
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdYwmcoxKr
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSyPpHp18n
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPhkvxjRcB
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ496Saxu3QJ
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpVoxFHviV
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bAkG63oKI
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyamE8Y0Zz1
第一式，掃理老墓467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXuvuhYJ0R
第二式，掃溝里興467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdZzCE55tK
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxHkmaVfXR
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyhHr0mhDV
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgJlikAZr2
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6lbKmtb48
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflbbpxdP2G
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAQ1oBbOK5
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwBrGDpXLL
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUU99nnXwm
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVGCYX2bNq
我可以肯定左一樣野...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJz3ChhVDB
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pj2XrXTlU
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fu6u2oE72
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdvxLrPfMG
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXgnKXnf0x
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVBfQrMrlx
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTsmLERdQS
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE6zFobnYy
（啪啪啪～)467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tkVbUDeIN
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sqRxDF3D
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1zLPShAft
「做乜你響度既？」我問。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBi5K4VI2u
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGOPuFFrdm
「哼。」師父。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lkYsmSeBu
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUGZ6D67Bg
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIL8dzTeWV
「余小欣！？」我問。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD69TgAR9dh
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYCSConUfY
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg02oZxbnsm
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu0zKEUGGt
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XCHRyV5Jn
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgN2bGkax1
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPF7XdNbWI
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOayzoCugJ
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtFg8ECssP
「OK，出發！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5PQQkgM6D
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EpaYKLXDD
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ02VLoRPW
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDviqAAutNr
