火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlRWCMkhOP
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3MdKatWl5
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvpKVQIhQQ
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCQDe53Wkl
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7rDh9I9e4
所以我咁回應︰691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY1LoxieaD
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOtgBYzHWB
不過我知衰…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvnOSPWkjV
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGlEvQPx3A
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4GROF8tbO
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR7KaeYoSN
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaLs19UUjA
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETD896OHt4
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSjEogbrKT
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzypsV75jdk
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1CLblLNXO
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzvQ9mS3Zu
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjePncHCjb
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7ReVTkeGg
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbXouT6pzN
「唔信！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8MiwlwLUc
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVz6r1re11
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGUMtBhdwk
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFWex5ooLD
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypB09qDpYL
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDw7pEiqyL
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1svLd9ucPR
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAxNSyw1gW
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGefGK53z63
「我唔講人是非架喎。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInhNK5GZRo
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXZsgiKeTv
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pW6RI5Fic
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctBVHvUNkz
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxbitv3OOl
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIuhvyHIZI
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoYvOBLkam
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpM20dp87o
「係呀，一陣再玩。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCU0uoLZSI
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ57pSk2y0
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg957FIlIyk
而響呢個時候…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08MM9dzg4m
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLSq0JvYHY
「死人？有人死左？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2pjfwiMM9
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyktbMadeR
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rCkYNwrBU
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ko91lQ4EO
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl89RsoceRf
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDRStckGcG
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0jVyFo64e
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPThH9dxgN
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXfyQrcKDH
點知…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh9EcEsreP
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LfhnGRTBg
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXxO1927t4
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek2qHDacNk
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fZ1sqy9XA
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpKpxGzRzB
既麻甩佬！？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1gfWNqaMr
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctV5NrRYGE
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedoGGbInOT
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWXCnMHYcf
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjsrz9JS4p
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mxl5Rdufl
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxVYm2058m
「做乜呀？」我問。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK32tIqo1wl
「你露丁呀！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMNMIp202s
「邊個李路丁呀？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZIgsj1sU6
「你下面呀！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAPV9NKfGk
「邊個李夏面呀？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCzejwid7d
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvccB4AZ0s
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuf4puukZZ
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7zahJbRsb
