「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgHID3m7CZ
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMvlAKOHmL
「佢追殺我呀！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dmFKMAXD7
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyyJk0O9Cj
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Er3nUeoa
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUwLNYk2Vs
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRfCLWLY98
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLp3yQyxLX
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMALdfvoYI
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGdr2s7XPG
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVggdP6kOOW
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIAfeeWrnH
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGPiWylorm
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSHvgnHapr
「哼，猥瑣。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtwPgV1Pzp
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVAiuM3Xtl
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceJgMb5aVi
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObB0SVLrkB
「咁打雞呢？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bC6RF3LMa
「都未打過啫。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB8YhU0VVV
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0c2c0kDCQ
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzgXjztaSS
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxQBiNi1Op
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0I4rdSv0U
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTlrQTEd4q
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqCtcJHkAg
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAueQiYEY6T
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzJZR6y0Im
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLTMD1UyBn
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv3nTEGVON
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8TwEeqsOm
「我問侍女呀。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhDWVliWqC
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgoap7R5Dq
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaUOiQpTUI
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23oN5ZiDgs
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKKkzD14X3
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGXlq3Yf0k
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQyycZctgc
「係呀，有男仔約！」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn71bVKOwU
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbXx5vwj1X
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhdBzu0nWJ
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dgb0B9naY
佢及頭。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2VRxWxYPD
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aHA93erY0
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKRnuxZKli
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzITFqx23i0
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NSpNY2NJ3
「咁我呢？你都照打？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEpJtizYEE
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd45ZQW6lC
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaK1cGhdlo
「哈哈，好呀。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg6izEIWvc
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuewOOE86Mm
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwBPzseuwP
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmTJUZigrB
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfZ9xwwZgj
「你講真架？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNyRm26rg7
「假架！前面果句。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qRcExPGVV
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTbQyot7kY
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYpskX2p2F
我地好快上左車…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb7unhI7yt
響車上面…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8ptkIwBSZ
侍女咁問︰515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkOPzaCSdX
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DnHq1jgF7
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjDFN7RxPZ
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdlGnDgyoL
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hrNn1z87R
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rrjmxIpm7
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UsLQzL32G
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zRT3DUhKC
