「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdF65wHWhl
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsYhEl8wsB
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91hnWCc5Rc
咦，練吓功都好噃。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02RumfQxp1
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVVtzG6FCy
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DTf8kr7tV
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1fXJhz7E8
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEUw5Aq9MB
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuRzjMHYrT
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePF676mAgh
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9JVoX1TuW
魂。初弒既黑影。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM3SXVU8TX
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbqWpaMo8B
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxFdMJsScF
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobPHD9dZvc
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm3myKUy7L
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6VBmRRC91
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGWu3rUyZZ
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRaSXfv02C
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJPsGouKXD
點知佢…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMyNlYQ4Pz
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp9rNxO3C1
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksHpX2DI7T
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMZoViGv32
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l3CAuRejs
佢冇回應我，而且仲…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQuM6IC4Qw
嘔多啖出黎，再而…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZjG7o9B4D
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5cV5UkCmP
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgS8P2r1A4
但係第二時間…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULePAwyJPq
就係屌柒佢，因為…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfi3POQvAk
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfaWOvCcma
「攪乜撚野呀你？」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpygv79ENoT
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fpiqZvAlM
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lkSpIdBZA
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iuxlrEeLb
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2N9bAHgU6
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8q9OjdCAA
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxCqlqkx3h
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54T2o8TxbR
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocX9dpFVu8
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqIf7362we
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RAY1ZzHgs
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2umBwQl5r
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKj0Lc2JQH
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCWJOARJWn
我仲飛左埋佢度。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmn2WVDUBl
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ771aPcVwfM
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdT6tuwkU0
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM1sKlOtdL
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zStUtWk3T
「乜水呀？」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDntJPayoQX
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW7CkVGl1V
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVhTRZ8MbA
「屌你咩，你專登架？」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDoX14U5kR
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18tOOdnLFR
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDH1CE3frq
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhooZFFgjFr
「你呃佢教既。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd2W9EHrGV
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dCB5GoABe
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXCapWJgI4
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNc5cE9FOa
「仆你條街！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7RqrTucH3
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIumRviMut
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKotpPhyi2H
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKGOCn7nFK
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoObNSLbAi
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEdHVNdQgL
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqZ4OVpCRc
點知…573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMcLy2PnZY
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIAYhXNvV5
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyXLHWng3U
