「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZvMDe5Mwk
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzx9Uff4o4
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRibRLUgnn
咦，練吓功都好噃。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35QCn3d8LN
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevH6qZRnCx
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSV3IjKR4u
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvopqc51VR
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtEK71PHTg
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyCdC8uPWr
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTk1cOxfr4
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxhTHtO7eB
魂。初弒既黑影。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPUsNniqUv
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zMd10WmwE
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOWYa1NNv8
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFElNpu63MK
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dXOZ4hOTE
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyI5jFAXDu
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeTsUjwV85
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrZbmlLzRd
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jocDSfXxV
點知佢…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f5EDuADhO
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrImziKpJz
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdIC4MIbvm
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV40sbgly4
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCi0QwTQYt
佢冇回應我，而且仲…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzgmkFnGsk
嘔多啖出黎，再而…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebDRheDlB3
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPSCgo6PQ5
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AzgrAUt1M
但係第二時間…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW8vQHC4O9
就係屌柒佢，因為…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun1xWEUaIM
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG7lZ8Vmsd
「攪乜撚野呀你？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbolJQvmXfu
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSfwTpH107
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQkAg3nxiz
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNney8bHwsw
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDs3m9ZRqS
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetKV0eVMQZ
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaIMpeysSA
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczKiaUxDnH
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtLh1HSaHf
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV486rqQrT
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K7fvOXxWH
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo45zpuVLS8
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjlCPOupTc
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnUlQNDBCS
我仲飛左埋佢度。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjx0uwjO28
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9fx6tTmGz
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UXeWuVyiE
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw1cc1hi55
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioJoouVSu1
「乜水呀？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPdwq1IukJ
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OZYfpyrad
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDNAaKVleg
「屌你咩，你專登架？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZmhnwbYJJ
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKIYyxJEIA
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR2Mls5CbS
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcEmNJV6rm
「你呃佢教既。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnjnRuazb3
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkEzAvPl2o
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C0KmbUpTs
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzKjgCwDB9
「仆你條街！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK8GwcaeVp
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WoZYl6nqp
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrXyw5izxZ
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2MZvS8yii
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKE2E0Nv80
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7WcoeTrYV
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3UtCckDa1
點知…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MVnI27JJb
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7lvDKkm0Y
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr4sX5PiQh
